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| ['''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL). | | [[File:Turtles 2.jpg|thumb|200px|On '''7 February 2013''', Chris celebrates the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by drawing breasts on Venus de Milo.]] |
| | [[File:Mlptroll1.jpg|thumb|200px|On '''25 February 2013''', Chris condemns a [[My Little Pony]] voice actress.]] |
| | '''February''' was the second month of '''[[2013]]'''. It marked [[Chris|Chris's]] 31st [[Chris's birthday|birthday]]. Privately, he continued to brood about his loneliness and the trolls. Publicly, he embarrassed himself to [[My Little Pony]] fans by his failure to understand satire. |
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| They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
| | ==Events of February 2013== |
| | * 2 February - Chris tells his [[Facebook]] friends that he feels sad, depressed, poor, and pathetic. |
| | * 4 February - Chris says that he wants to send a threatening letter to [[Mimms]]. |
| | * 6 February - Chris expresses nostalgia for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Facebook. |
| | * 7 February - Chris posts a picture of his [[Lego]] Ninja Turtles on Facebook, showing that he has drawn breasts on the female turtle. |
| | * 7 February - Chris makes a post on Facebook indicating that he believes in [[Chris and religion|astrology]]. |
| | * 12 February - Chris posts a screenshot from the [[CWCki Forums]] and complains that, their claims to the contrary, they are a bunch of [[trolls]]. |
| | * 19 February - On Facebook, Chris expresses gratitude for his friends. |
| | * 21 February - Chris recalls the sad story of a local murder victim. |
| | * 22 February - Chris leaves a public [[Facebook]] post that he liked the movie "Smiley" and that it spoke to him as a victim of trolling. |
| | * 24 February - Chris turns 31. [[Anna]] and Dana Mahri wish him Happy Birthday in Facebook posts. |
| | * 25 February - Chris writes a public message to [[My Little Pony]] voice actress Tara Strong claiming erroneously that she supports trolling. A few days later, Strong actually responds, saying that Chris is a self-absorbed idiot. |
| | * 27 February - In the face of incredulity, Chris doubles down on his criticism of Strong. |
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| == CHANNELS ==
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| The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
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| == EVENTS ==
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| The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
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| In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
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| == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
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| Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
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| * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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| * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
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| * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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| * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
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| GRAND DAD IS LOVE
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| GRAND DAD IS LIFE
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| GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
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| FOR MEMES
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| FOR VINESAUCE
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| AND FOR
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| SILVAGUNNER
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| ==GOOBY==
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| [[Image:zzzzzasdf.jpg|thumb|GOOBY]]
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| Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more'''THE GRAND DAD EMPIRE''' ARE a prolific VINESAUCE-centric MEME group based in BEDROCK CITY. Their largest periods of activity seemed to be around the time SILVAGUNNER was terminated, when they were hosting several unofficial VINESAUCE gaming events (which they assure you repeatedly are ''not'' official Tournaments and are in no way affiliated with JOEL).
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| They operated out of the SilvaGunner YouTube channel until it was terminated in 2014, after which they appear to have transitioned briefly to GiivaSunner in September of 2016 before returning to SilvaGunner in June of 2018.
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| == CHANNELS ==
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| The original forums appeared to function as four services: preparation and communication in service of coming events, discussion about new HIGH-QUALITY RIPS, MEME showcase, and general VINESAUCE or unrelated discussion.
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| == EVENTS ==
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| The VINESAUCE MEME events that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE held were known for being diverse and involved, due in large part to their incredibly strong YTP scene. These events would involve VINESAUCE-branded fan-made HIGH-QUALITY RIPS for SONGS that wouldn't exist for nearly a decade, and some that still don't! They also hosted some of the first KING FOR ANOTHER DAY tournaments, with fan HIGH-QUALITY RIPS.
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| In later years, an event known as GRAND FEST was hosting PREMIERES for GRAND DAD Fantasy, KING FOR ANOTHER DAY, GRANDmachine, HE THICC 69, and MEME Wars, as of 2019.
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| == HIGH-QUALITY RIPS and MEMES ==
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| Some HIGH-QUALITY RIPS appear to have seen releases or updates in 5th and 6th edition. Note that The GRAND DAD EMPIRE seem to have been most active between 2012 and 2019.
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| * GRAND DAD 2: SPASTIC BOOGALOO
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| * GRAND DAD 3: THE GAUNTLET OF ASS (FEATURING SMOL NOZOMI, TITO DICKMAN, SPONGE, HE THICC, and SANS UNDERTALE)
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| * GRAND DAD 4: GRAND DAD IS GOD
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| * GRAND DAD 5: DEATH TO 1D4CHAN
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| GRAND DAD IS LOVE
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| GRAND DAD IS LIFE
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| GRAND DAD WILL CONQUER THIS WIKI
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| FOR MEMES
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| FOR VINESAUCE
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| AND FOR
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| SILVAGUNNER
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| ==GOOBY==
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| [[Image:zzzzzasdf.jpg|thumb|GOOBY]] | |
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| Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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