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[[Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png|thumb|[[CWCki-tan]] kicking off the new year with sum delicious [[reeb|juice]].]]
[[Image:CWCki-tanNewYear2010.png|thumb|[[CWCki-tan]] kicking off the new year with sum delicious [[reeb|juice]].]]


'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of trolling Chris. In 2010, Chris will turn 28.
'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of trolling Chris. In 2010, Chris turned 28.


==January==
==January==

Revision as of 22:39, 27 February 2010

CWCki-tan kicking off the new year with sum delicious juice.

2010 marks the second consecutive year of trolling Chris. In 2010, Chris turned 28.

January

Fueled by a combination of fanmail and his victory over the hardcore gay ads on CWCipedia, Chris started off 2010 in a rush of almost unrestrained smugness and arrogance. His only setback was the temporary closing of CWCipedia thanks to trademark claims from The Coca-Cola Company and Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, and after a short apology, that, too, was quickly forgotten. Thanks to the swelling in his feelings of self-importance, the more depraved side of his mind was on full display both in the Sonichu comics and in the Mailbag.

Around the middle of the month, Chris's complacency came under fire, when favorite troll comic and Sonichu parody, Asperchu, which Chris was introduced to and already hated because it made his homosexuality-alarm go off back in late 2009, became his number one stress factor due to a takeover of CWCipedia's ad-space and mail from fans who said that they would abandon the Sonichu fandom and go read Asperchu instead. Chris have since desperately tried to fight the fan-emigration to Asperchu with belittlement and denial, fist-fight challenges, subliminal suggestions and impotent tard-rage. So far all of his attempts have failed miserably.

So far the highlights of Sonichu 10 have been: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys committing a terrorist attack on the 4-cent_garbage.com Tower, causing the building to collapse, killing 100 people and injuring another 150 in the process, the depiction of Rosechu shifting tampons and engaged in bondage with Sonichu, and the staging and execution of a worldwide holocaust on homosexuality and asexuality. And yes, Chris still considers Sonichu a comic for kids.

Thanks to one of Chris's replies in the Mailbag, we have confirmed that Chris, if given the opportunity, would not hesitate to rob people of their freedom of thought just to make sure that there would be no homos in his perfect world.

February

Events of February

See February 2010