March 2015

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

March is the third month of 2015. Aside from his ramblings on Facebook, this month has been relatively quiet so far--Chris was at one point active on his Facebook, but after 13 March appears to have drifted off.

Events of March

• 1 March - Chris lists 23 more medals for sale on eBay, complains about getting poor feedback for his lackluster production quality on[Facebook, and celebrates "Derpy Ditzy Bubbly Mare Doo Day".
• 7 March - Chris releases a list of celebrities that he'd like to have a party with. Britney Spears, Seth McFarlane, Tara Strong and Peter Cullen made the list, among others.
• 9 March - Chris posts a photo online which shows Sega's supposed response to his Sonic Boom protests. The liaison of character design of the company, named Keshite "Katherine" Buruamuzu apparently misheard Chris's desires to change Sonic's arms back to his tan color, and announces that Sega will recall all merchandise of the franchise to make the hedgehog's limbs blue officially. Eventually, the folks at Kiwi Farms confirm that it's the workings of a troll, thus meaning that Chris and his white knights are now what you can find in the picture for "gullible" in the Merriam-Webster dictionary.
• 12 March - Chris rambles on Facebook about the word "prospect".
• 13 March - Chris posts a medallion update.
• 17 March - St. Patrick's Day.