2017
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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2017 is the ninth year of organized trolling. It will also mark the tenth anniversary of Chris' discovery by 4chan and the creation of the original Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
President Donald Trump took office on 20 January. Alongside Chris' ongoing Financhu Crisis, 2017 may likely result in one of the most interesting years in Christory.
January
- Main article: January 2017
Pmurt was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States, over Chris's objections. Chris continued complaining about him on YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
The Tomgirl saga continued, now in its sixth year. Chris tried to donate blood but was told that he couldn't because he is transgender. A Breitbart News editor, Milo Yiannopoulos, briefly featured a photo of Chris, from his 2014 OKCupid profile, during a lecture. Chris's views on homos continued to evolve, as evidence by an open letter to President Trump's son, in which Chris commented about losing his homophobia while urging Barron not to become a "Super Stereotypical, Spiteful and Egotistical Male" like the elder Trump.
February
- Main article: February 2017
2 February - Chris posts that he has gotten used to skunk odor and compares it to perfume and cologne.
5 February - Chris realizes that he is aroused by Sailor Moon music.
7 February - Chris declares that CWCville is a sanctuary city.
8 February - Chris reminisces about his high school days and demands that Joshua Martinez and the Gal-Pals either befriend him or apologize for wanting nothing to do with him in his adulthood
9 February - Chris posts that he's aware of the CWCki Club. Chris also wants to use the power of Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis to make his ass fatter, in the hopes of attaining a woman's hourglass figure