January 2016

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January is the first month of 2016. With the New Year in full flow, a court case resolved and GameStop and Lulu stressing Chris out, along with his unhealthy use of Oestrogel, this may very well be an interesting year.

Events of January

• 1 January - Chris wishes everyone a Happy New Year in the form of "random access gibberish" on Facebook and continues to complain about feeling dizzy and sick.
• 6 January - Chris uploads a new video, in which he advertises his "Lesbian sleepover". This is certainly not an attempt to lure and rape other women, or anything like that.
• 11 January - The Lesbian Sleepover Party is privatized, with the only invitees being the few who received an invitation. A few users on Kiwi Farms have claimed to have obtained an invite.
• 12 January - Chris uploads a video telling people to not go to Jeff/Francine's "Lesbian slumber party" and mentions how he has yet to mail Chris' $100000 check. The video was, however, removed the next day.
• 17 January - Chris uploads another video regarding Jeff/Francine's "slumber party" where he "retracts" the stance he made in the previous video. He proceeds to sarcastically banter on about how Jeff/Francine's party is going to be "off the hook" and "radical", and that everybody should go to it.
• 17 January - On Facebook, Amiibos of Autism are shown to all.
• 21 January - Chris posts an heavily hypocritical post on Facebook.
• 23 January - A KiwiFarmer conducts a [1]]] [[[2] interview for Chris.
• 25 January - Chris makes a video saying he can't deliver his orders because of the snowstorm and recites a poem.