May 2018

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

May is the fifth month of 2018.

Videos

Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck!
WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE
SERIOUSLY, BUY THE TOYS FROM ME NOW, PLEASE!
Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!

Highlights

• 1 May - Chris gets mad on Facebook, blocking two people for making fun of him and correcting another for deadnaming him.
• 2 May - Chris whines about his Patreon backers reducing their pledges and offers an extra Sonichu license plate on eBay.
• 4 May - Chris uploads Beedee, Beedee, Beedee; I’m Back, Buck! to apologize for the lack of progress on Sonichu and announces an exclusive comic to his Patreon backers featuring himself, Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu. He also begs for sales money, allegedly to afford shipping out books, even though he had gotten $450 from Patreon donors two days prior and made thousands of dollars from eBay sales/gifts in the previous month. Finally, after Kenneth Erwin Englehardt had enough of Chris's rudeness and walked away from his Facebook, he quickly backpedals, tweeting to Chris instead.
• 5 May - Chris confirms that his recent sweethearts are Cryzel and Magi-Chan when he uploads a preview of a special wedding story for Sonichu #16. He puts out an ambiguous statement that something bad happened to him during the last six months and that, as a result, his finances are the worst they've ever been.
• 7 May - Upset at how he was banned from Anytime Fitness, Chris turns his back on the CWCProtectSquad.
• 8 May - Barb and Chris beg in multiple videos for mortgage payment money, saying they must pay tomorrow and are at risk of foreclosure if they do not, and Chris states that something happened to him over the last six months which caused him to lose a lot of money. He slashes prices on eBay and offers a celebrity visit from himself for $500. He also continues his court visit for the Trespass After Forbidden charge, ending with a continuance issued for 5 June.