June 2014

Chris in June 2014.

The sixth month of the year has seen Chris's increasingly desperate attempts to sell a new piece of Sonichu artwork. Chris appears to be in dire need of $1,000, so that he and his mother can "make a living." As of June 16, he has made seven attempts to sell it on eBay, only for it to get removed each time for TOS violations. He has already earned himself two temporary bans for the same reason. It is currently unknown how much fallout will be seen from the fire that left the Chandlers homeless in January.

Events of June

• 1 June - Chris puts up an auction on Ebay for an Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing. It was later taken down after it received over $10,000 in troll bids.
• 2 June - The Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing is put back up on Ebay. This time, he adds some information. This includes a different black-and-white picture of the drawing, a closeup of his signature, a closeup of Rosechu's crotch, and an alleged copyright page. Bidding reaches $15,000.
• 3 June - Chris takes down the listing yet again, only to replace it with an identical one. He also makes a Facebook post asserting its authenticity.
• 4 June - A scant four days after the creation of the 'Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing', Chris accepted the 'Best Offer' for his artwork. The dollar amount he agreed to receive was $1,000, lower than the $2500 US he was initially asking for. Chris also appears to have removed (or possibly also managed to sell) his father's Stradivarius violin.
• 5 June - Chris puts up yet another eBay listing for the Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing, because the person buying it backed out.
• 8 June - Once again, Chris relists the drawing on eBay and appears to be getting even more desperate to sell it. Later that day, it is again taken down, and Chris has his selling privileges revoked for three days. He urges people to pay him instead of donating to the CWCki, and asks that $1,000 be sent to his PayPal account.
• 12 June - Chris relists the drawing again.
• 13 June - It gets taken down again, and Chris gets another three day ban. He makes a Facebook post saying that he'll sell it to the first person who sends him $1000, and that if no one sends that to him, he will relist it again after his ban is lifted.
• 15 June - Chris posts a Father's Day photo of a picture frame and two pictures of Bob.
• 15 June - A CWCki Forums user begins leaking scans of Chris' high school homework.
• 16 June - Chris relists his Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing for the seventh time. The price is lowered from $1000 to $500.
• 18 June - Chris makes a Facebook post claiming to be unable, rather than unwilling, to respond to questions and criticisms due to stress and his mind "blanking out."
• 19 June - Chris adds his Lego Manchester High School on ReBrick.
• 21 June - Chris lists German (not Japanese, trolls) violin for sale on eBay but was later either removed or sold.
• 22 June - Chris complains via Facebook about Sonic's arm color in Sonic Boom and demands that it reverts to its original state because he feels "very strongly pissed off of this change!!!" He also threatens to boycott Sega if they do not fulfill his demands.
• 28-30 June - Chris exchanges several messages with an unidentified person, hoping that said person will help him to pick up girls on OKcupid. During the correspondence Chris admits to having lost his virginity to a prostitue.