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'''March | [[File:Chris cart.png|thumb|Chris in March 2012.]] | ||
[[File:Fbp8.png|thumb|Chris visits Washington.]] | |||
'''March''' was the third month of '''[[2012]]'''. Chris spent the majority of this month playing his newly-acquired [[PlayStation Vita]], and little else occurred. However, this was merely a cover for his deep fear about going to prison for the [[28 October 2011]] incident, and potentially dying behind bars as a [[virgin with rage]]. He became determined to starve himself if he was incarcerated, and decided that he needed to lose his virginity as soon as possible. This goal was ultimately fulfilled [[April 2012|the next month]] with the help of a [[Mia Hamm|local hooker]]. | |||
==Events== | ==Events== | ||
*March | * '''4 March''' - Chris makes a series of [[Facebook]] posts saying that he is feeling better, but is still lonely. | ||
* '''5 March''' - Chris corresponds with a friend about an upcoming benefit show. | |||
* '''7 March''' - Chris posts on Facebook that he is still lonely, and that his [[mother]] is getting on his nerves. He says they miss [[Bob]]. | |||
* '''9 March''' - Chris goes to the Rob & Dana Benefit Show at the Jefferson Theater with his [[mother]] and talks to other human beings. | |||
* '''11 March''' - Chris is confused by the lyrics to Marc Anthony's "I Need to Know", and discusses the issue with his Facebook friends. | |||
* '''13 March''' - Chris says he hates "Rage" comics, and also claimed he had a hard time with a [[GameStop]] employee concerning his [[PS3]]. | |||
* '''18 March''' - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he has realized that he and his mother are "misfits." | |||
* '''18 March''' - Chris posts in the ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' forums, calling himself "internet famous" and requesting that people download his custom stuff for the Vita. | |||
* '''20 March''' - Chris posts a new photo in the ''MNR'' forums. | |||
* '''21 March''' - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he is having trouble meeting local women. | |||
* '''24 March''' - Chris attends ''Mythbuster Tour: Behind the Myths'' in Washington with his mother. | |||
* '''25 March''' - Chris post a Facebook status and picture of his mom during the ''Mythbuster Tour''. | |||
* '''27 March''' - Chris declares to his private Facebook friends, "I Need Some [[Chris and sex|Sex]]." | |||
* '''28 March''' - Chris posts another message in the ''MNR'' forums asking people to download his custom stuff. | |||
* '''31 March''' | |||
** Chris publishes an open note on [[Facebook]] in which he complains about the [[trolls]]. | |||
** Chris is banned from [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] for shouting [[death threats]] to trolls on his phone. | |||
** Chris tells his Facebook friends that he wants to lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] before he goes to jail, where he intends to starve himself to death. | |||
==Activity== | |||
===Posts=== | |||
*[[March 2012 Facebook Posts]] | |||
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Latest revision as of 17:15, 29 September 2024
March was the third month of 2012. Chris spent the majority of this month playing his newly-acquired PlayStation Vita, and little else occurred. However, this was merely a cover for his deep fear about going to prison for the 28 October 2011 incident, and potentially dying behind bars as a virgin with rage. He became determined to starve himself if he was incarcerated, and decided that he needed to lose his virginity as soon as possible. This goal was ultimately fulfilled the next month with the help of a local hooker.
Events
- 4 March - Chris makes a series of Facebook posts saying that he is feeling better, but is still lonely.
- 5 March - Chris corresponds with a friend about an upcoming benefit show.
- 7 March - Chris posts on Facebook that he is still lonely, and that his mother is getting on his nerves. He says they miss Bob.
- 9 March - Chris goes to the Rob & Dana Benefit Show at the Jefferson Theater with his mother and talks to other human beings.
- 11 March - Chris is confused by the lyrics to Marc Anthony's "I Need to Know", and discusses the issue with his Facebook friends.
- 13 March - Chris says he hates "Rage" comics, and also claimed he had a hard time with a GameStop employee concerning his PS3.
- 18 March - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he has realized that he and his mother are "misfits."
- 18 March - Chris posts in the ModNation Racers forums, calling himself "internet famous" and requesting that people download his custom stuff for the Vita.
- 20 March - Chris posts a new photo in the MNR forums.
- 21 March - Chris tells his Facebook friends that he is having trouble meeting local women.
- 24 March - Chris attends Mythbuster Tour: Behind the Myths in Washington with his mother.
- 25 March - Chris post a Facebook status and picture of his mom during the Mythbuster Tour.
- 27 March - Chris declares to his private Facebook friends, "I Need Some Sex."
- 28 March - Chris posts another message in the MNR forums asking people to download his custom stuff.
- 31 March
- Chris publishes an open note on Facebook in which he complains about the trolls.
- Chris is banned from Charlottesville Fashion Square for shouting death threats to trolls on his phone.
- Chris tells his Facebook friends that he wants to lose his virginity before he goes to jail, where he intends to starve himself to death.