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| [[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]] | | [[Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2008'''.]] |
| [[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]] | | [[Image:S2008.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). 2008 is marked in Mellow Yellow.]] |
| | {{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}} |
| | '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year. |
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| | The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely. |
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| | The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]], and for the rest of his life afterwards. |
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| | ==January== |
| | {{main|January 2008}} |
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| | January was a slow month, with few notable incidents save Chris trying to hack ED numerous times and complaining about being lonely even more. |
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| | ==February== |
| | {{Main|February 2008}} |
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| | February was even more uneventful. Chris continued updating his Facebook status, obviously feeling lonely. Other than playing video games and doing this it's likely he did little else this month. |
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| | ==March== |
| [[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]] | | [[Image:WesleyChurchPhoto.jpg|thumb|On '''17 March 2008''', Chris is forced to start attending the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].]] |
| [[Image:Grace Baptist Church.jpg|thumb|From '''17 March 2008''', Chris is no longer welcome at the [[Grace Baptist Church]].]]
| | {{Main|March 2008}} |
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| | March was the jumping-off point for what would be the rollercoaster of 2008. Megan finds out about Chris's drawings of her, and she is not happy. In an attempt to save their relationship, Chris wages war on ED in an attempt to remove all references of Megan and to clear his name. Chris reveals Megan is the woman in the infamous fingering picture, and the month ends with Megan cutting off most of her ties with Chris. He also gets banned from his old church. |
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| | ==April== |
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| | In April, the excitement of March faded away. Chris landed himself with a ban from The Game Place, but luckily for him it was only for 2-weeks. It is in April where Megan formally stops speaking with Chris. |
| [[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]] | | [[Image:GamePlace2.jpg|thumb|On '''4 April 2008''', Chris gets a one month ban from the [[Game Place]].]] |
| [[Image:CHRISjesuss.jpg|thumb|On '''11 May 2008''', Chris was baptized.]]
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| [[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]]
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| [[Image:Cwcshaven.JPG|thumb|On '''11 September 2008''', this image, among others, leaks onto the internet.]]
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| [[Image:PICKLE ALERT.jpg|thumb| In '''September 2008''', we meet [[Reginald]].]]
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| [[Image:Jiggliami Medallion.jpg|thumb|The [[Jiggliami]] [[Medallion]], first seen in '''October 2008'''.]]
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| [[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]]
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| [[Image:LittleBigPlanetOfficialUKBoxArt.png|thumb|In '''November 2008''', Chris mostly plays [[LBP]].]]
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| [[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]]
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| {{Quote|Chris, you've got a way to fall.|[[Vivian Gee]], 9 October 2008. How right she was.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
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| The year '''2008''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.
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| The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, [[Megan]], and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.
| | ==May== |
| | {{Main|May 2008}} |
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| | Other than Chris's baptism at his new Church, nothing of note happened this month. |
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| The second was a phase of [[troll]]ing in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in [[2009]].
| | ==June== |
| | {{Main|June 2008}} |
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| ==Events of 2008==
| | Chris gets himself permanently banned from The Game Place, but that doesn't mean we will see the end of Chris's adventures there. Chris also tries to give Megan a birthday present 6 weeks early. |
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| ===January=== | | ==July== |
| * January 2 - [[Megan]] writes that she is thinking about staying in the Chandler household for a while, probably because of personal problems.
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| * January 3 - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at [[adamandeve.com]]. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
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| * January 4 - Megan tells Chris to take off any reference to Megan on his site.
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| * January 10 - Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#January 2008|hack]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] again.
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| * January 19 - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
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| * January 21 - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them [[Kick the autistic|kicking the autistic]].
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| * January 25 - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling [[Joshua Martinez]]. It doesn't work.
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| * January 26 - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how [[computers]] work...
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| * January 27 - Chris sends an e-mail to [[Anna]] about her story "The Crazy Pacer", and how his Encyclopedia Dramatica page is partially based on it.
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| ===February===
| | Chris apologizes to Michael to no avail. Megan's birthday passes with no incident. |
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| * February 24 - Chris's 26th birthday
| | ==August== |
| | [[Image:RobertSimmonsCommic.jpg|thumb|On '''12 August 2008''', Chris announces an interview with [[Robert Simmons V]].]] |
| | {{Main|August 2008}} |
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| ===March===
| | August can be seen as the month where it all began. |
| * March 4 - Megan asks Chris to remove all references to her from the internet.
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| * March 8 - At the [[Game Place]], Chris tries to find out if employee [[Lucas]] was the one who took his picture.
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| * March 12 - Megan finds out Chris drew pornographic images of her. She is angry.
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| * March 12 - Chris apologizes to Megan for the images he drew.
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| * March 12 - At 5:52 AM local time, Chris begins a [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|nine-day effort]] to remove references to Megan (including [[:ShecameforCWC.JPG]]) from the ED page. He is unsuccessful.
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| * March 13 - Megan says Chris has hurt her on an emotional level.
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| * March 14 - Megan asks Chris to leave her alone.
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| * March 15 - Again Chris tries removing all references to Megan from his ED article. The page is soon protected.
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| * March 16 - Chris starts his war against ED, and sends off different e-mails for support.
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| * March 16 - Megan is fed up with Chris's attitude, and tells him he needs to take responsibility.
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| * March 17 - After his pastor discovers some of the information about him on the internet, Chris gets kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church]]. He turns to the [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]].
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| * March 17 - Again Chris tries to delete the Megan image from ED. He also tries to ban ED's admins from his article using code.
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| * March 18 - Chris's edits to the ED page become more focused on showing that it is Megan, not his imaginary sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]], in the infamous fingering picture. He describes Megan as "his lost Sailor Soldier, Megan, who dumped his sorry ass for drawing the pic of him fucking her; she never even had any inkling of interest in him." Of himself he says "What a intolerable sad-sack loser."<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997476698&oldid=1997476683</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref>
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| * March 19 - Chris tries to delete all references to incest from his ED article.
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| * March 19 - Chris attempts to get help from the Wikimedia Foundation in deleting the Chris-chan page.
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| * March 20 - Chris adds a whole gallery with articles claiming that he hates himself to his article on ED.
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| * March 20 - The Wikimedia Support Team respond to Chris, stating that Encyclopedia Dramatica is not created by them.
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| * March 21 - Chris tries to apologize to Megan, but doesn't want to take any responsibility for the drawings he made.
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| * March 21 - Chris puts up a gallery on his ED page entitled "[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]" containing pictures from his comics of himself being beaten and humiliated.<ref><s>http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997480063&oldid=1997479407</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)</ref>
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| * March 21 - Chris tells Megan that he does not regret the picture he drew, and that it helped prevent him from raping her.
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| * March 23 - Megan tells Chris to back off for a while.
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| ===April===
| | Chris makes his second public video, where he declares war against ED again. When the site is down, he celebrates victory, only for it to be relinquished when it goes back up. For the rest of the month he continues his search for a girlfriend and makes a few more videos. He starts chatting with Blanca and falls in love, getting her phone number in the process. He also catches up with Vivian Gee and draws more Sonichu episodes. Things were looking up for Chris. |
| * April 4 - Chris gets banned from the Game Place by Michael for two weeks, on the grounds that he had been going into the back of the store unauthorized. The actual reason was that Chris was scaring away customers with his behavior.<ref name="lucas">Stated by [[Lucas]] on the [[PVCC]] boards.</ref>
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| * April 18 - Chris's ban from the Game Place expires, and he returns.
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| * April 21 - Chris exchanges his last e-mails with Megan, who firmly states that she can't trust him.
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| ===May=== | | ==September== |
| * May 11 - Chris is baptized at the Wesley Foundation Methodist Church.<ref>In [[Regina e-mails#Chris rambles like a motherfucker]], Chris says he was baptized at Wesley United Methodist Church on Mother's Day of 2008. Since Mother's Day of that year [http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/mothers-day fell on 11 May], we can infer that this was the date of Chris's baptism.</ref>
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| ===June===
| | September was another active month. Vivian tries to contact him, but Chris is busy with Blanca, and he's having a blast... right until Chris's first nudes were leaked, sent to a troll posing as Blanca. The nudes cause Chris to feel a lot of stress, but doesn't stop him from drawing more this month, and gets in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto over a new Sonichu game. Chris loses contact with someone close to him again, this time his half-brother Cole. The month ends with a video of Chris fapping being leaked, and Chris feeling a lot of love for Blanca. |
| * June 13 - According to Chris, this is the date of the "Wii-Incident". What transpired was an attempt to trade his Pokémon to the younger customers, Michael forced him to stop whoring the widescreen and ushered him out of the store. In response, Chris wrote "Michael Loves the F out of Mary Lee Walsh" on a card box, which led to his second ban.
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| ===July=== | | ==October== |
| * July 12 - In an e-mail Chris says he has apologized for his behavior to [[Michael]] of the Game Place that got him banned in [[2008#April|April]].
| | [[Image:EDSign.jpg|thumb|Chris's lawn was trespassed on '''31 October 2008'''. The sign that was left would make a [[Sign Destruction Video|second appearance]] in [[September 2009]].]] |
| | {{Main|October 2008}} |
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| ===August===
| | October was a calmer, more bittersweet month for Chris. Many more important details of his life were leaked, including his parents, more nudes, and a home DVD he created. Towards the final third of the month, Chris is struck with devastating news: Blanca was leaving him. He was heartbroken, but not for long as he makes regular videos only a few days afterwards. #sonichu also comes out. |
| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|August 3]] - Chris's second message. He declares war against ED in a video, and blames his breakup with Megan on ED.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|August 6]] - Chris shows his anger for [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], creator of the ED page.
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| * August 6 - Chris sends an e-mail to several news stations, hoping that they will air it to gather support for him.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|August 8]] - Chris declares victory over ED, as the site is offline. He is, however, mistaken.
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| * August 9 - On the [[PSN Blogs]], Chris complains about not being able to import data to his [[PS3]].
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| * August 12 - Chris promises to interview [[Robert Simmons V]] in his next [[Sonichu]] comic.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 15th, 2008|August 15]] - In a new video, Chris addresses those who want to steal his [[medallion]].
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| * August 16 - Chris [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008|finally responds to]] [[Vivian Gee]]'s e-mail she sent him in [[2007]]. She tells him that she could be interviewed in his comic.
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| * August 17 - Chris asks his fans to make the [[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu game]] reality. He also introduces them to [[the Official Sonichu Game Blog]].
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| * August 19 - [[Blanca]]'s first [[Blanca E-mails|e-mail]] to Chris, Jiggliami is created.
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| * August 19 or 20 - Lolisa Rosechu is created.
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| * August 20 - Chris draws the first part of ''[[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]]''.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 28th, 2008|August 28]] - In a new video, Chris talks about the Sonichu game.
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| * August 26 - Chris draws a first sketch of [[Simonla Rosechu]], based on an idea by [[Evan]].
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| * August 28 - Chris is permabanned from the Game Place by Michael for getting into a screaming fight with a small kid. The real reason was that Chris was racist towards the black customers, and often cried after losing at card games.<ref name="lucas"/>
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| ===September=== | | ==November== |
| * September 2 - Chris uploads [[Rosechu]] nudes to ED.
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| * September 4 - Chris writes a disclaimer in which he states that all Sonichus and Rosechus are 18 or over.
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| * September 5 - The Official Sonichu Game Blog is revealed as a troll blog.
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| * September 8 - [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]] begins. Chris will be the first winner.
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| * September 10 - Chris sends his first [[nudes]] to [[Lordsillynipples]], another troll posing as Blanca.
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| * September 10 - Vivian begins sending e-mails to Chris attempting to [[white knight]] him, and she continues for the next few days. Chris does not initially respond.
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| * September 11 - The first of Chris's nudes emerge on the internet. Chris's [[Duck|penis]] has Sonichu drawn on it.
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| * September 11 - Chris mails his church about his nudes being leaked.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008|September 11]] - Chris publishes a video about the nudes.
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| * September 13 - Chris removes the [[sex]] scenes from his [[Sonichu 8|latest comic]].
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| * September 13 - Chris blames the leaking of the nudes on trolls posing as his [[Panda|GF]].
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|September 13]] - Chris claims the Sonichu game is temporarily on hold, and admits to having been conned by the Official Sonichu Game Blog.
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| * September 16 - Chris is offered counseling by his church.
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| * September 16 - Chris's e-mail is hacked for the first time. More nude pictures make the rounds.
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| * September 17 - Chris's half-brother, [[Cole Smithey]], is fed up with Chris and breaks contact with him.
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| * September 18 - Chris creates his second [[YouTube]] account, ''CChan6789''. He abandons his old ''Sonichu'' profile.
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| * September 18 - Chris meets with [[Rocky|Rochelle Shoemaker]] for the first time.
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| * September 20 - After having been raided by ebaumsworld, Chris declares he is safe.
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| * September 21 - Web-cam pictures of Chris's duck and [[Officer Nasty|love-doll]] emerge.
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| * September 24 - A picture of [[Barbara Chandler|Christian's mother]] emerges.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|September 24]] - [[Panda]] rickroll video is published by Christian. Chris says to hold no grudge towards [[Adam Stackhouse]].
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| * September 25 - Chris masturbates on [[Chris Sex Videos|webcam]].
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| * September 27 - Audio of Chris talking about [[sex]] emerges.
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| * September 27 - Chris responds to Vivian Gee's e-mails, insisting that PandaHalo is not a troll and she is his genuine [[sweetheart]].
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| * September 28 - Vivian sends several more [[white knight]] e-mails to Chris over the next week, trying to explain that nobody likes Sonichu. He doesn't send her another e-mail until next year.
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| * September 29 - After dreaming that she is his destined sweetheart, Chris writes Blanca [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|a letter]] that he sends to her with his [[medallion]]s.
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| * September 29 - Chris reports that Panda has "broken up the romance in their relationship".
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| ===October===
| | November is where Chris's activity slowed down, a month similar to the first half of the year. Chris stays in good contact with PandaHalo, a formal website documenting Chris's life pops up, and Chris plays a fuck-ton of LBP. |
| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 4th, 2008|October 4]] - Chris releases his Aeon Flux parody video.
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| * October 6 - Chris's [[DVD]] is ripped and torrented.
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| * October 6 - A picture of [[Bob Chandler|Christian's dad]] emerges.
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| * October 6 - Video of Chris masturbating emerges.[http://rs464.rapidshare.com/files/151630154/cumuppence.flv][http://rs493.rapidshare.com/files/151621875/fap.flv]
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| * October 7 - Blanca receives the package containing the medallion.
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| * October 9 - Trolls receive the Sonichu medallions and the letter written on 29 September.
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| * October 9 - Chris immediately creates a new Sonichu medallion.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|October 9]] - Chris publishes a new video, claiming that Blanca sent the medallion back to him. He also claims the torrented DVD is not complete.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|October 13]] - Columbus Day video published. Chris shows contempt towards [[Jimmy Hill]].
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| * October 13 - [[Sarah Jackson]] is allegedly killed in a car crash.
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| * October 14 - [[Sonichu-Fans]] goes online.
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| * October 15 - ''[[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]]'' preview is published online. Chris claims his powers lie in his [[Amnyfest Ring|High-School ring]], rather than his medallion.
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| *October 15 - Chris [[Andrew Simmons chat|chats]] with Andrew Simmons.
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| * October (mid) - Chris upgrades his PS3 again, to 320 GB of storage space.
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| * October 16 - Chris has his [[IRC (16 October 2008)|first fan chat]] in [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|#sonichu]]
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| * October 20 - Sonichu medallion is destroyed on video.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 21st, 2008|October 21]] - Blanca ends her relationship with Chris. Chris is devastated.
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| * October 24 - Chris has another [[IRC (24 October 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu, among various topics, he discusses his [[High School Ring]].
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| * October 26 - Chris announces the existence of [[Chloe]] in a [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|IRC chat]] in #sonichu.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|October 27]] - Q&A video published.
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| * October 27 - Chris publishes [[Sonichu & Chris Chan in Guitar Hero World Tour]], the first of many [[Little Big Planet|video-game-oriented videos]]. Chris will spend the next month playing these games.
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| * October 31 - A stranger leaves mysterious signs on Chris's front lawn.
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| ===November=== | | ==December== |
| * November - In an attempt to curb the spam in the ED article's talk page, a humble wiki and a blog documenting Chris's [[Da update|updates]] are set up. Eventually, the site gained the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC boards]], the [[CWCki]] you're currently browsing, and would later become the de facto headquarters of the coordinated trollings from [[2009]].
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| * November 14 - In a new video, Chris shows he has created a Sonichu character in ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.
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| * November 24 - Chris publishes his [[PS3 History level|History of Playstation 3 LBP level]], ending his period of solitary confinement.
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| * November 26 - Chris's PS3 History level is given credit on the ''LBP''' site, pleasing Chris, and enraging many of the game's fanboys.
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| ===December===
| | In December, Chris talks a lot with his fans in several Q & A sessions on IRC, we learn about his fecal leakage, and he wins the Guitar Hero contest. Whatever trolling Chris went through this year was nothing compared to what he would have to face in [[2009]] |
| * December 1 - Chris meets a waitress, [[Caitlin]]. He thinks she likes him.
| | [[Image:CWCGUITARHERO.jpg|thumb|In '''December 2008''', Chris thanks us for helping him win.]] |
| * December 1 - Chris draws the cover for ''[[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]]''.
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| * December 13 - Chris has another short [[IRC (13 December 2008)|fan chat]] in #sonichu. He talks about the comic and LBP.
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| * December 14 - Chris makes his last post on the [[PSN Blogs]], it's about the [[PSP]].
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| * December 15 - Chris has a [[IRC (15 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. He also talks about the comic and LBP.
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| * December 17 - Chris has another [[IRC (17 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu. Among various issues, he talks about [[alcohol]], strongly condemning it.
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| * December 18 - In a #sonichu [[IRC (18 December 2008)|fan chat]], Chris is told that he has a large female fanbase.
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| * December 22 - In a [[IRC (22 December 2008)|Q & A chat]] in #sonichu, Chris answers some more questions. Most of them are about pop culture.
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| * December 23 - [[Anna McLerran]] visits Virginia and meets with Chris.<ref>Chris mentioned on [[IRC (27 December 2008)|27 December 2008]] that he met Anna on Tuesday that week. 27 December 2008 [http://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/monthly.html?year=2008&month=12&country=1 fell on a Saturday], and Tuesday of that week fell on 23 December. Therefore, we can infer that Chris met Anna during that date.</ref>
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| * December 27 - Chris has a [[IRC (27 December 2008)|chat about sex]] with PandaHalo.
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| * December 28 - In a [[IRC (28 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris admits that he can't maintain full control over his bowels.
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| * [[Captain's Log, Stardate December 28th, 2008|December 28]] - Chris publishes video in which he thanks his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fans]] for voting for him in the [[GameStop Guitar Hero Contest]].
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| * December 30 - Chris finds out about the [[Sonichu Girls|Sonichu Girls fanclub]], and is delighted. He joins the community.
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| * December 30 - The [[Gay 4 Sonichu|Gay 4 Sonichu fanclub]] is founded. Later, when Chris finds out, he expresses his disgust.
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| * December 31 - In a [[IRC (31 December 2008)|chat]] with Panda, Chris talks about the Sonichu comic that will be coming out soon.
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2008 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 26 years old. This year showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of the next year.
The first phase was one of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, Megan, and got him thrown out of his old church, leaving him desperate and lonely.
The second was a phase of trolling in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online girlfriends, or as members of an online fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually established the parameters of Chris's life in 2009, and for the rest of his life afterwards.
January
- Main article: January 2008
January was a slow month, with few notable incidents save Chris trying to hack ED numerous times and complaining about being lonely even more.
February
- Main article: February 2008
February was even more uneventful. Chris continued updating his Facebook status, obviously feeling lonely. Other than playing video games and doing this it's likely he did little else this month.
March
- Main article: March 2008
March was the jumping-off point for what would be the rollercoaster of 2008. Megan finds out about Chris's drawings of her, and she is not happy. In an attempt to save their relationship, Chris wages war on ED in an attempt to remove all references of Megan and to clear his name. Chris reveals Megan is the woman in the infamous fingering picture, and the month ends with Megan cutting off most of her ties with Chris. He also gets banned from his old church.
April
- Main article: April 2008
In April, the excitement of March faded away. Chris landed himself with a ban from The Game Place, but luckily for him it was only for 2-weeks. It is in April where Megan formally stops speaking with Chris.
On
4 April 2008, Chris gets a one month ban from the
Game Place.
May
- Main article: May 2008
Other than Chris's baptism at his new Church, nothing of note happened this month.
June
- Main article: June 2008
Chris gets himself permanently banned from The Game Place, but that doesn't mean we will see the end of Chris's adventures there. Chris also tries to give Megan a birthday present 6 weeks early.
July
- Main article: July 2008
Chris apologizes to Michael to no avail. Megan's birthday passes with no incident.
August
- Main article: August 2008
August can be seen as the month where it all began.
Chris makes his second public video, where he declares war against ED again. When the site is down, he celebrates victory, only for it to be relinquished when it goes back up. For the rest of the month he continues his search for a girlfriend and makes a few more videos. He starts chatting with Blanca and falls in love, getting her phone number in the process. He also catches up with Vivian Gee and draws more Sonichu episodes. Things were looking up for Chris.
September
- Main article: September 2008
September was another active month. Vivian tries to contact him, but Chris is busy with Blanca, and he's having a blast... right until Chris's first nudes were leaked, sent to a troll posing as Blanca. The nudes cause Chris to feel a lot of stress, but doesn't stop him from drawing more this month, and gets in contact with Shigeru Miyamoto over a new Sonichu game. Chris loses contact with someone close to him again, this time his half-brother Cole. The month ends with a video of Chris fapping being leaked, and Chris feeling a lot of love for Blanca.
October
- Main article: October 2008
October was a calmer, more bittersweet month for Chris. Many more important details of his life were leaked, including his parents, more nudes, and a home DVD he created. Towards the final third of the month, Chris is struck with devastating news: Blanca was leaving him. He was heartbroken, but not for long as he makes regular videos only a few days afterwards. #sonichu also comes out.
November
- Main article: November 2008
November is where Chris's activity slowed down, a month similar to the first half of the year. Chris stays in good contact with PandaHalo, a formal website documenting Chris's life pops up, and Chris plays a fuck-ton of LBP.
December
- Main article: December 2008
In December, Chris talks a lot with his fans in several Q & A sessions on IRC, we learn about his fecal leakage, and he wins the Guitar Hero contest. Whatever trolling Chris went through this year was nothing compared to what he would have to face in 2009
In
December 2008, Chris thanks us for helping him win.
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