January 2008
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January was the first month of 2008. It was a slow month, with few notable incidents save Chris trying to hack Encyclopedia Dramatica numerous times and complaining about being lonely even more. He does keep in correspondence with several people on social media, possibly the only thing keeping him (somewhat) sane.
Events
- 2 January - Chris responds to Megan's request to stay in the Chandlers' house for a while, probably because of personal problems.
- 3 January - Chris gets a set of anal beads as a free gift with a purchase at adamandeve.com. In the future, this will be used against him by trolls.
- 7 January - Chris receives an email from a troll pretending to be a "Nintendo Lawer" stating that he is legally in the clear from both Nintendo and Sega regarding the Sonichu franchise.
- 10 January
- Chris updates his Facebook status to say he's "lonesome and playin' his videogame."
- Using HTML-like code, Chris tries to hack Encyclopedia Dramatica again.
- 16 January - Chris updates his Facebook status to say he's "lonesome and waitin' at the Alderman Library."
- 18 January - Chris again informs the world on Facebook that he is "lonesome at home."
- 19 January - The ED page on Chris is vandalized by someone named "Danilah", likely Chris under yet another alias.
- 20 January - Chris makes his first Facebook posts, telling his readers not to believe the trolls and that he is not a mind-reader.
- 21 January - Under the name "Clyde", Chris again vandalizes his article on ED. He complains about them kicking the autistic.
- 22 January - Chris writes as his Facebook status that he is lonesome and "tired of the snow."
- 23 January - Chris announces on Facebook that he is lonesome (surprise!) and will be going to Alderman Library.
- 25 January - Chris tries to get ED to start trolling Joshua Martinez. It doesn't work.
- 26 January - Chris tries to destroy his article using HTML. He apparently doesn't really understand how computers work...
- 28 January - Chris updates his Facebook status to say "I am real lonely," and that he will again be at the Alderman Library.
- 29 January - Chris changes his Facebook status to read: "I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some gal." Needless to say no one wrote anything.