November 2014
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November is the eleventh month of 2014. It got off to a rocky start when Chris began his long journey to get Sonic Boom pulled forever.
Events
- 4 November - Election Day. After starting off November on a silent note, Chris posts an excerpt of "Step in Time" from Mary Poppins and announces he's off to vote for "LGBTQ-Friendly Politicians". Seeing as how it was the lowest voter turnout since the 1940's, and a tragic blow for the democrats, it's at least admirable that Chris had apparently voted for left-leaning candidates, let alone voted at all.
- 5 November - Chris boycotts Sonic Boom again.
- 6 November - A guy with a digger causes a fire near Virginian forests and houses, including Chris's. Chris rages about it on Facebook, and has his mom call 911, to which he says that "They ain't breakin' any laws". He then uploads an unlisted video[1] about it. The video is shot in very high-quality for his standards, suggesting he shot it on an iPhone/iPod Touch. He also accidentally reveals his Rental House's address. Also, a photo of Chris's un-clit leaks on the CWCki Forums. Chaos ensues.
- 8 November - Chris happily announces the brushfire is gone.
- 9 November - Chris continues to boycott Sonic Boom.
- 11 November - More Sonic Boom boycotting. More and more of his white knights get continually annoyed by this.
- 12 November - EVEN MORE Sonic Boom boycotting, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to vandalize store property and tape protesting messages to the covers of the game. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and if he really won't stop doing this, that he should simply just make a petition.
- 13 November - Chris changes his Facebook banner photo. You can guess what it is by now. Also, he reminds his fans that the BMW is still for sale on Craigslist.
- 27 November - Thanksgiving.