Praetor

“	(Editor's Note: All descriptions, titles, and product designs come directly from Chris Chan. These are hand done, and will therefore reflect the "Chris Chan Style." Expect defects, burns, and a general lapse in quality.)	”
Praetor's Etsy account, confirming that the products being shipped will be dogshit, even by Chris's standards

Praetor
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Three of the Praetor members, pictured with Chris. Not pictured is member owen_sundstrom.

Praetor (sometimes referred to as "the Praetors") was a group of enablers from Goochland, Virginia who produced and sold Sonichu-themed products with Chris's permission, giving him a cut of the profits in exchange. In October 2020, photos were discovered of the group posing with Chris on Instagram. Although Praetor was "officially partnered" with Chris, things like how they began contact with Chris, or what their true relation to him are unknown.

On 19 October 2020, the Praetor group posted their announcement of collaboration with Chris onto Instagram and Twitter, showing Chris along with two girls and a guy, who are tagged on the account on Instagram. Chris also held a sermon with the audience being the Praetors at the Goochland public library, which Chris uploaded on 8 November 2020. A picture of a member of the Praetor's purchasing a taser and a Pikachu mask was posted on November 15th, with the taser planned to be used on Chris's collection of magic rocks to activate the Dimensional Merge (with Chris also considering using the taser on himself, an idea Praetor objected to out of concern for Chris's safety), though the taser plans seemingly fell through.

Praetor was a target of harassment by the Watchmen group.

On 29 July 2021, a four minute call, where Chris seems to have admitted having sexual intercourse with his mother with a woman, was leaked. It was soon revealed that the caller was Praetor member Isabella Loretta Janke. The other Praetor members appear to have turned tail after the leaks, making their true relation to Chris, as well as their origin, harder to decipher - in Jail Letter - 18 January 2022, Chris mentioned that he wished to get back in contact with Praetor.

Known members

“	In the group, Annie is very much psychically able. Owen is like the magician of the group; among his skill set, he can also make a variety of special teas and such that can be like potions and elixirs. Cabell is also psychically inclined, but she's the artist. Caden is very open-minded, and the brains and business.	”
Chris

Caden Peck

Caden Peck (tinyhorse01) was a co-founder and the leader of Praetor, as well as one of Chris's "business associates". According to Chris in the 2021 Jail Call, Caden was responsible for scanning his work to later publish. A few leaked DMs between Chris and Larry Vaughn also reveal plans to create a Discord server.

He was also one of the people in the Taser call, being accompanied by several Watchmen members like The WCT and MKR.

Chris stated in a 12 July 2021 chat that Caden was one of the people he had asked for help with getting together a posse for "sharing and protection" at Everfree Northwest, as Jacob Sockness had previously declared that he'd also attend the event.

Annie Ikenberry

Annie Ikenberry (annirenee) is an OnlyFans camgirl. Chris told the Watchmen that he had feelings for her.

Owen Sundstrom

Owen Sundstrom (owen_sundstrom) is a co-founder of Praetor, according to Larry Vaughn. Not much else is known about him other than him posing with Chris during a sermon about the Merge.

Unnamed Member

A blond woman pictured in the group photo posing with Chris. An Instagram tag was associated with the photo but was censored by the CWCki due to Praetor having mistagged the photo with an unrelated account.

Isabella Loretta Janke

Main article: Isabella Loretta Janke

Isabella Loretta Janke had collaborated with Praetor to make the animated Chris-Chan Sonichu Introduction video, and had an unclear relationship with them going forward. Bella claims that she cut ties with them early in 2021 but according to the Watchmen, she was a prominent Praetor member up until at least June.^{[citation needed]}

Etsy shop

On 11 December 2020, Chris advertised for their Etsy shop, linking to medallions produced by the group, explaining that he was currently unable to produce the medallions himself and so outsourced the production to Praetor, mentioning he would get a cut of the profits in exchange. In February 2021, Chris mentioned he had been paid $400 out of $6,000 Praetor had made.

The account on Etsy is also named Praetor, and they are the owner of OfficialCWCmart. As of 15 December, they have sold 151 medallions, and are considered a bestseller.

The Golden Church of Sonichu

Main article: Golden Church of Sonichu messages

The Golden Church of Sonichu was a Discord server created by Praetor. Customers gained access to it after purchasing a Golden Sonichu medallion from their Etsy page.

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NOTE: When the Golden Medallions were first introduced, they functioned as a ticket into Christine's Golden Sonichu Discord, the beginnings of her attempt at crowdfunding an actual church. This is no longer the case.

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The server sat in limbo following Chris's arrest, with users primarily posting about Chris's antics in jail.

Praetor and Tasers

Main article: Taser

What do they plan to do with that taser?

“	we had a whole discussion about why it's a bad idea.	”
Caden, one of Praetor's members, trying to talk Chris out of tazing himself.

Praetor has infamously provided the sale of tasers and/or stun guns, supposedly for the purpose of simulating "zapping to the extreme".

On 15 November 2020, Praetor posted a screenshot of an online shopping service's shopping cart - in the cart was a Pikachu mask and a VIPERTEK VTS-989 560 BV stun gun. Praetor stated:

“	As Praetor, we always work hard to produce the best videos we can. Good works are in progress!	”
Praetor on an Instagram post featuring a Pikachu mask and stun gun.

Chris stated in February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser to stun his Gate Crystal and Celestial Key quartz crystals in an attempt to activate the Dimensional Merge.

A signed taser was later posted on Praetor's Esty with the following description:

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Recent Christorians may recall the Taser Incident, where the Praetor group while working with Christine posted images of tasers onto their respective Instagrams and Twitters. Through leaked chats and discussion, it was hypothesized that the Praetor group was planning to tase Chris on video. This lead to a flurry of drama and doxing, and the tasers were forgotten. The tasers had originally been intended for sale, as signed ones would be put out for purchase. To negate negative attention, they were boxed and stored away to wait until the smoke cleared. Now, these zappy little buggers are available for sale once again! Each Taser is hand signed by Christine herself, emblazoned with her autograph and the iconic phrase "Zappin' it Up!" Per Christine's suggestion. Now you too can zap it to the extreme. Handle with care, while these are collectables they can be recharged and may have residual charge left over. Package comes with: -Autographed Taser -Charging cable

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A post from their Golden Church of Sonichu server has them also promoting flamethrowers.

Jail Saga

Despite being in Jail, Chris was still able to get in contact with Praetor members, allowing them to promote art and artifacts that he left for them.

Medallions

See also: Jail Medallion Promotions

Jail Art

Chris sent four drawings that he made in jail to Praetor.

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Gallery

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  The Etsy medallion in question

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  Look at that shit-eating grin.

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  Note the graying and bald spot in his hair.

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  Chris with Owen.

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  Wearing a filthy shirt, medallion, and magic stones. ‎ A cropped version of this image was distributed with the Greene County Sheriff's press release about Chris' arrest.

External links

• Praetor's Instagram
• Praetor's Twitter

References

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