2010
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Things Planned expected in 2010:
- Chris is trolled more. (obvious that one)
- Bob Chandler dies.
- Scampers runs away. (go go scampers! :3)
- A Zombie Ryan Cash comes back from the dead to exact revenge on Chris.
- Chris goes to the Fashion Square Mall armed with a dildo firing sniper rifle, a Nintendo DS and in a Virgin Rage, massacres several Jerkops and Girlfriend un-free boys.
- Chris is sent to prison for three months for the massacre described above.
- Chris is raped by Big Bubba in jail and realizes he is indeed a Homo.
- With her cat and husband gone and her son in jail Barbara Chandler commits suicide.
- CWC the movie picked up by Warner Bros.
- Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles & Sonichu the Game are released on PS3, PS2, Wii, PSP and DS (never on Hex Bawx) and becomes the fastest selling games of all time, out selling Wii Sports 5:1.
- Hasbro releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "Kick the Autistic" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
- High Functioning Autism is officially recognised by the American Psychological Association and listed in DSM-IV.
- Chris has a sex change then later becomes an hero.
- Chris is later discovered to be the fabric that holds the entire universe in balance, and with his death, a black hole appears destroying all life, planets and space, all humans turn into puddles of goo, and giant robots in space commit suicide. creating the second big bang. Reminiscent of the last few minutes of the animu movie The End of Evangelion.