Difference between revisions of "May 2015"
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
(I'm pretty sure real-life hedgehogs don't lay eggs, but if anybody wants to fix this feel free to.) |
|||
| Line 13: | Line 13: | ||
* 15 May - Chris wrote a new note on Facebook as always pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies. [http://www.4shared.com/photo/TMTcwC0Xce/Chriss_New_Note.html New Note] | * 15 May - Chris wrote a new note on Facebook as always pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies. [http://www.4shared.com/photo/TMTcwC0Xce/Chriss_New_Note.html New Note] | ||
* 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing [http://www.4shared.com/photo/ofavvePXce/Chris_Chan_Sexting.html sex texts] towards an unknown person on Facebook. | * 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing [http://www.4shared.com/photo/ofavvePXce/Chris_Chan_Sexting.html sex texts] towards an unknown person on Facebook. | ||
* 21 May - Alongside pictures of a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] [[Amiibo]], Chris posts an '''even worse''' reboot of his [[sex joke]]. It involves Chris(tine) turning into Chris-Chan Sonichu, having D-cup breasts, being a "Lesbian Transwoman", having [[sex]] with [[Magi-Chan]], getting stuck in his/her Chris-Chan Sonichu form, | * 21 May - Alongside pictures of a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] [[Amiibo]], Chris posts an '''even worse''' reboot of his [[sex joke]]. It involves Chris(tine) turning into Chris-Chan Sonichu, having D-cup breasts, being a "Lesbian Transwoman", having [[sex]] with [[Magi-Chan]], getting stuck in his/her Chris-Chan Sonichu form, [[Pregnant Act|getting preggers]], eventually laying an egg ([[Honor roll|even though real-life hedgehogs don't lay eggs]]) and giving birth to an [[autism]]less pair of [[Sonees and Roseys]]. | ||
{{Timeline}} | {{Timeline}} | ||
Revision as of 16:26, 21 May 2015
|
Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
|
On 12 May 2015, Chris tries to impersonate Honey Boo Boo.
On 12 May 2015, Chris shows off his manboobs.
May is the 5th month of 2015. Chris's 4th court date for the events of 26 December 2014 occurred on 7 May, and it was delayed yet again for 11 June 2015. This may be one of the quietest months in Chris's life, possibly ever, as outside of that he spent most of his time this month with Facebook and his iPhone camera.
Events of May
- 5 May - Chris signs a petition to let rock singer Melissa Etheridge into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. While Etheridge is a great musician, it's likely he only signed it because she is a lesbian.
- 7 May - Chris's 4th court date.
- 10 May - Mother's Day.
- 12 May - Chris posts some new Facebook pictures. Comments from Kim Wilson indicate that he is undergoing hormone replacement.
- 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature twice and continues to beg his fans to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.
- 15 May - Chris wrote a new note on Facebook as always pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies. New Note
- 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing sex texts towards an unknown person on Facebook.
- 21 May - Alongside pictures of a Chris-Chan Sonichu Amiibo, Chris posts an even worse reboot of his sex joke. It involves Chris(tine) turning into Chris-Chan Sonichu, having D-cup breasts, being a "Lesbian Transwoman", having sex with Magi-Chan, getting stuck in his/her Chris-Chan Sonichu form, getting preggers, eventually laying an egg (even though real-life hedgehogs don't lay eggs) and giving birth to an autismless pair of Sonees and Roseys.