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Due to the request of ''Christian Weston Chandler'', this afternoon, '''we''' at the CWCki have independently decided to remove this main page from our site. We have also removed all references that '''slander, vilify, demean, found to be overly offensive and giving him emotional stress.''' In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on '''far too long''' and '''gotten far out of hand'''. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him '''great personal grief, "''lonely, sad and depressed''", "''distressed and upset''", "''constantly hurt''", "''constant, zombie-like, blank''", "''lost''", "''in misery''", having the "''worst broken heart ever''"''' which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is '''not in line with our site goals''', and we '''never wanted something like this'''. Still, we must take '''complete responsibility''' for all our actions, both '''public and private'''. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.
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<div style="top:+0.2em; font-size:95%;">The premier encyclopedia on the lolcow [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]],<br>author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', controversial [[YouTube]] personality,<br>[[transgender]] [[Messiah complex|goddess]], and [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|formerly]] [[Jail Saga|incarcerated]] [[Affair with Mother|motherfucker]].</div>
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We know that his public comments on Facebook and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even '''his family and his friends.'''  We also reached to the point of having being overly obsessed with him, and we deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors:


'''First''', by a desire to '''protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.'''
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He was also very concerned about '''protecting his family'''. According to him, if it wasn't for us for intruding his personal life, '''his father would have been alive today and we're deeply sorry for this.''' The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. Because of this, we've reached the point of recently accusing him of shoplifting which we would like to apologise about this as well.
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And now the investigation itself is under investigation. According to one of his friends, we've never '''''respected him and treated him like a human being''''' and we're deeply sorry for this as well.
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This also has '''gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.'''
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Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the main page, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris's private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even Internet celebrities have private lives. '''It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national lives.''' Our website has been distracted by this matter for '''far too long''', and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.
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In the future, we're also in progress to sell off this website in order to monetarily compensate Chris as an apology for all of this -- this includes the forum too. Currently, another big box of stuff is on its way to be sent to Chris for all of this. We are currently in progress of having conversations with '''''The GAMe PLACe'', ''Mal-Wart'' and ''McDonalds'' employees''' who are working around his area to unban Chris and '''never ban him from anywhere else, ever.'''
 
We're also proceeding to take legal steps against the people who troll him -- which include, but not limited to:
 
*Adam Stackhouse
*America
*Anna McLerran
*Anna Stackhouse
*Asperpedia Four
*Batman
*BILLY MAYS
*Blanca Weiss
*BlueSpike
*Bryan Bash
*Charlottesville people
*Chris's High School Gal-pals
*Clyde Cash
*Cole Smithey
*Daniel Mimms and Lucas White
*David Moyes
*The Dodo Brain
*Emily
*Failosophy
*The GODDAMNED PINHEADS
*The GAMe PLACe
*GodJesus
*Google
*Homos
*Ivy O'Neil
*Jack Thaddeus
*Jason Kendrick Howell
*Jimmy Hill
*Kacey Devoria
*Keurig Company
*The Lady Manager at Mal-Wart
*Lauren Faust
*Liquid Chris
*Lordsillynipples
*Man in the Pickle Suit
*Mary Lee Walsh
*McDonalds employees
*Megan Schroeder
*Michael Snyder
*Nathanael Greene Elementary School 
*The Offline Cyberbully/Troll
*PandaHalo
*Rob Bell
*Robert Simmons V
*Ruckersville people
*Sarah Anne Bevel Ingram
*Sega
*Shigeru Miyamoto
*Surfshack Tito
*Tara Strong
*Thorg
*Vivian Gee
 
'''Now it is time''' -- in fact, '''it is past time to move on.''' We have important work to do -- '''real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.'''
 
And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the '''''past seven years''''', as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century. After all, to quote Chris himself:
 
{{quote|For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.}}
 
We're deeply sorry for not only dragging the American Dream through the mud, but also slandering a true American patriot of proud, Anchuent Cherokian ancestry.
 
Thank you. And good night.

Latest revision as of 11:31, 28 August 2025

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Pre-Christory: Early Childhood • Nathaniel Greene • Bearstein • High School

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Dark Ages: First Exile • Jackie • Calling Out • Second Exile

Renaissance: Catherine • Sonic Boom • Lady Managers • Pmurt • Doopie • Quinn

Transcendental Awakening: Idea Guy • Prequel Comic • Guard Dog • TTS • GOPony • Jacob

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Silent Years: Jail • Third Exile

Second Coming: Revelations • Redemption

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“ HOW MANY Individuals have been over-blinded by Hatred for the sake of Hatred?! Also, what a Baffling Dumb Reason to hate.

I mean, back in 2006 or so, people online Hated on Me! It's baffled me. Hatred for the sake of Hatred, LOLing me due to me being Autistic, not to mention Mockery and... ...the "Art" of me and my Sonichus and Rosechus mislabeling and portraying us in wrong lights. WHY?! Because it was a LOL moment for some of you and the perverted mindsets within.

I never could understand the logic and lack of reasoning. That aspect of internet culture is f***ing dumb. Stop Being Dumb like and start being kind with others. The judgmentalities blind from that which is better. And apparently those individuals are not looking into the Cwcville Autobots content that resonates along with Cybertronian History and the collaboration with Earth and all. I can't find it online, but there was one "art" from well over a decade and a half ago that depicted Son-Chu being bored and smoking a cigarette and acting like he lacked a purpose or meaning.

Well, He AND His Autobot Team have personalities, souls and Purpose, as do Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu. They are not boring, and they are dynamic in personality and substance.

If only some of you had not mocked and hated on it.

But I do appreciate those like Bryan and Trickie who offered fan works with substance, heart and soul. I realized that I was blinded by my hormones and shit, once upon a time, but my head has become a lot more clear in the past decade and progressing. Also, I have always been serious about the Dimension Merge. I possess personal experiences and premonitions like a lot of Pisces born individuals do. And the Sonichus, Rosechus and everything, everywhere and everyone else of the C-197 Half of this Earth are Real and Flesh like you all and I. I will never ever be told otherwise, because I know; it is not just simple belief. I wish all of you, Gibi as well, would open your minds, hearts and eyes and see for yourselves.

And I really do not care if you all over hate and misread my words on the Reddit and Kiwi or whatever. I am all of me, and I have been doing everything with everyone.

Peace and Love.
⚡️💙⚡️

”
Chris on Bluesky

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Chris is a citizen and lifelong resident of the United States of America, a federal constitutional republic in North America. The nation is considered the only remaining superpower since the end of the Cold War, and is a leading economic, political and cultural force in the world. The current president of the United States is Donald Trump.

Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his actions are often very obviously contrary to these claims.

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Coping Counter

Chris has many maladaptive coping mechanisms based in fantasies and magical thinking that he resorts to when reality doesn't go his way.

It has been…

138
 days since Chris made up a new escapist fantasy to cope with reality.
1,757
 days since Chris claimed to be Jesus Christ to cope with his incarceration.
2,749
 days since the Dimensional Merge was to be completed, a coping mechanism Chris believes will rescue him from his debt and other life problems.
3,182
 days since Chris joined the cult of the Idea Guys, which further fueled his escapist fantasies.


This Day in Christory

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Today in Christory, in 2008, Chris in an e-mail said that he has apologized for his behavior to Michael Snyder of The GAMe PLACe that got him banned on 4 April 2008.

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In 2012, the Houston Press published an article about music group Guwange in which Chris is referenced.

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July 2026: The social media post archives from 2019 to 2021 are incomplete, as they are missing timestamps and many smaller posts are omitted. Please update the respective articles to include all tweets, rather than just the "major" ones.

The following long-term projects to improve the wiki are also needed:

  • A backlog of chats that extends back several years, to finish adding to chat pages or mention in articles. Some chats are still archived on Kiwi Farms only and need to be saved elsewhere.

Da Update

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It is currently July 2026. It has been...
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106
 day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.

Record Streak: 233 days

We highly advise against seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.
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