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== July ==
== July ==
''See [[July 2009]]''
==August==
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*July 1 - Chris uploads two videos, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 1st, 2009]] and a video of him [[For G4s Web Soup|responding to G4]] showing a video of him.
*July 3 - [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope ScrewAttackEurope] releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Billy Mays|the first]] of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|many videos of Chris being interviewed]].
*July 4 - ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith|Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Griffith]].
*July 7 - ScrewAttackEurope releases [[Chris-chan Discusses...#Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet|Chris-chan Discusses... E3 & Little Big Planet]] and Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009]].
*July 10 - Chris uploads three videos--[[The July 10th Messages|ECV 00117, ECV 00118, and ECV 00119]]. Directed towards three people he was mad at: ShmionSonozaki, sonichuizcool and oxycleanfanatic2264. His use of death threats of slander in these videos resulted in getting his YouTube account suspended.
*July 11 - Chris creates a [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler a new YouTube account] and uploads [[I Got A Fish |I GOT A FISH]] as well as [[A near public apology]].
*July 13 - Four more videos are uploaded featuring [[Chris's Big Night Out II|Chris out drinking]].
*July 15 - [[Two's company snapshots|Pictures]] emerge on [[4-cent_garbage|4-cent_garbage's]] /v/ of Chris sitting in a pub with a rather heavy girl.
*July 17 - Chris uploads [[Rollin' and Trollin']], where he gives a tour of [[CWCville]].
*July 19 - Chris uploads [[CWC Trollin More]] where he dubs over his own video.
*July 22 - Chris uploads two videos. Firstly, [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009]], a "REAL Protest against the FAKE". Secondly, [[A Preview]], a badly drawn slideshow/trailer/music video. Both videos are deleted within hours.
*July 23 - Chris reuploads the "REAL Protest against the FAKE" to prove he is in fact the true and honest CWC and not the imposter we know he is. NBC 24 in Charlottesville broadcasts a [http://www.nbc29.com/global/video/flash/popupplayer.asp?ClipID1=3978766&h1=Save%20McIntire%20Radio%20Ad%20Controversy&vt1=v&at1=News&d1=120633&LaunchPageAdTag=Station%2020&activePane=info&rnd=7549648 news report] in which Chris was spotted with the Medallion in public. In addition, Chris uploads [[Do Not Dis C Ville]].
*July 24 - A video of [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris humping his PS3]] was leaked onto [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Vidya_reaction_to_cwc.jpg 4-cent_garbage's /v/]. Chris uploads a strange video, [[It's UGH!]], of him singing the song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j4t185wl-0  "It's OK to be Gay"] but removes the video in less than 20 minutes. He uploads [[CWC Dare]] soon after.
*July 25 - [[CWC "Boyfriend"]] is uploaded by Chris. In addition, Chris uploads "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83QdA0v-gbw It's___]", a remake of the "It's UGH" video.
*July 26 - Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 26, 2009]] in which he proves to the world that he is the true and honest CWC
*July 28 - Chris [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Special:Recentchanges uploads] colored versions of the Date Ed episode from [[Sonichu 9]] on the [[CWCipedia]].
*July 29 - Chris uploads [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjppCLp8QlE CWC More Than A Feeling], which is just him playing Guitar Hero. In addition, Chris uploads [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]] and reuploads the [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|"Holding Out For a Hero" music video]] as well as several other older videos. The CWCville Library leaks the [[CWC_"Boyfriend"#Alternate_Leaked_Edition|alternate]] version of CWC "Boyfriend". Chris [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:Fake_chris_rages_on_youtube.png rages] following the release of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6t63XMQfg0  "More Than A Feeling THE TRUE VERSION by Christian Weston Chandler (CWC)"].
*July 29 - Chris uploads [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amPFcODTYQ8 Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back] and demonstrates that he [[Christian Weston Chandler - It Took Me Weeks to Perfect that Goatee, but it WILL Grow Back|cannot properly handle sharp objects]].
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Revision as of 06:30, 1 August 2009

Chris in 2009.
Chris's literary pick of the year.
On June 12 2009, we see Chris dronking a Long Island Iced Tea.
On June 13 2009, we get to see the PSP of Fail.
On July 15 2009, Chris is spotted with a female.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and things we can never unsee.

Events of 2009

January

See January 2009

February

See February 2009

March

See March 2009

April

See April 2009

May

see May 2009

June

  • June 5 - CChanSonichu is hacked by trolls, who upload the memorable "Coming out of the closet" video as well as an amusing, pro-gay music video.
  • June 10 - Chris regains control of his YouTube account, deleting the videos uploaded by the hackers and favorites several Britney Spears related videos in order to prove his straightness.
  • June 12 - Two videos are uploaded that show Chris drinking a Long Island Iced Tea and singing at a TGI Friday's.
  • June 13 - Not one, not two, but three more videos of Chris at TGI Friday's are uploaded. He also posts another Craigslist ad, telling off jews instead of blacks this time.[1]
  • June 14 - Chris sings "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" and mentions the word "nigger". Approximately 2 hours after he posts this video, he uploads another called I'm sorry, Dude in which he apologizes for making scathing insulting remarks at the homosexual community.
  • June 28 - BILLY MAYS dies of unexpected causes, leaving the spot for the mayor of CWCville out in the open.

July

See July 2009

August

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