2013

In 2013, Chris mourned his expulsion from Heaven.

2013 is the fifth year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. However, like the two years before it, it began with nothing of note, ever since Chris began serving out his sentence. It remains to be seen if this ordeal (which will end in July) will finally knock some sense into him, though judging from past experiences, it seems pretty unlikely.

However, this year is still notable as being the year where Chris' ego would cause him to become alienated with the few people he has left as "friends" (namely, Anna and the congregation of his church.) It even caused him to get chastised for his attention-whoring by a well-known voice actress from My Little Pony in April. With the death of Bob a couple of years ago and his once-enablers getting tired of his antics, Chris is headed down a road that many have tried and failed to warn him about - one where the number of people willing to tolerate him are getting fewer and fewer.

In May, an Imgur account of all of the Facebook posts made by Chris between 2012 and 2013 was revealed by Chris, shedding some light on what happened during Chris's radio silence since the death of his father earlier in 2011.

January

January sighting

• 11 January 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook picture twice in one day.
• 29 January 2013- Chris is spotted at local McDonald's.

February

• 24 February 2013 - Chris turns 31

March

Chris in March

• 8 March 2013 - A photo of Chris in his tomgirl attire is featured on the fourth episode of MTV's Failosophy.
• 9 March 2013 - Chris goes to Madicon held this year in Harrisonburg, VA. He's spotted by one of trolls, however no pictures are taken. On Facebook, he insists that the Sonichu comic is not dead, despite two years without updates. He also discovers that he was on MTV the previous day.
• 28 March 2013 - Chris posts a public Facebook message whining about repeat media coverage of the Supreme Court's Proposition 8 and DOMA deliberations.
• 30 March - An epistle from Chris to his church is leaked on the CWCki forums. In the document Chris announces that he will be no longer going to church for a period of time. Details about the deterioration of Chris's relationships with his fellow parishioners and church staff are also revealed.

April

Chris in April 2013.

• 4 April 2013 - Chris posts a a new Facebook note, in which he says he has no more interest in the The GAMe PLACe.
• 20 April 2013 - Chris uploads two new Facebook pictures. One of them depicts him holding a sign that reads "Haters to the Left," and points to the viewer's right in typical Chris fashion, while the other one shows him holding a different sign that declares him "[his] own free bitch."
• 29 April 2013 - Chris posts two Facebook notes. In the first one he expresses his outrage at the news of Sega planning to replace Sonic as their mascot, not realizing that the news story he is responding to is a fictional one posted on a parody website. In the second note he bemoans of how he has been trolled in the past by people pretending to be women.

May

Chris in May 2013.

• 4 May 2013- Somebody named "mormonjesus" drops in IRC what seems to be email Chris sent to Kim on 1 May.
• 6 May 2013 - More emails between Chris and Jackie are leaked on the CWCki forums.
• 21 May 2013 - Chris posts up pictures of his iPhone and his broken iPod on his Facebook account, complete with a custom made duct-tape folder for them.
• 26 May 2013 - An Imgur account of Chris's formerly hidden Facebook status updates is revealed....by Chris himself.
• 29 May 2013 - Chris changes his Facebook profile picture to one featuring the return of the Parappa hat.

July

• 10 July - Chris' year-long probation, passed down by the court, will end today.

September

• 6 September - The second anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure.

October

• 1 October - Barbara's 72nd birthday.
• 31 October - Halloween

December

• 25 December - Christmas