2006

Chris in 2006.

Christian as he saw himself in 2006.

The Love Quest takes its toll...

Overview of Chris's eBay purchases during the first half of 2006.

A My Little Pony drawn by Megan.

On 12 May 2006, Chris finally gets his degree.

On 27 June 2006, Patti dies.

The year 2006 shows several important developments within Christian Weston Chandler's behavior that are now seen as typical.

First, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards Megan. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail.

Second, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of debt. For the first time, Chris starts buying pornography, sex toys, My Little Ponys, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like eBay and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in card game-related activities.

In 2006, Barbara apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the sub-episodes. Therefore, after Sonichu 4, no more sub-episodes come out.

Events of 2006

February

• February 19 - First porn purchase from eBay.
• February 24 - Chris turns 24.

April

• April 22 - Megan finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS.
• April 29 - Christian draws Sonichu #5.

May

• May 1 - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay. She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers.
• May 6 - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He talks with the ducks.
• May 12 - Christian finally gets his CADD degrees from PVCC.
• May 22 - Megan tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship. Saddened, he makes a CD entitled "CWC's Mix Jams '06: Story of My Quest, Part 1" and also "Part 2".

June

• June 10 - Megan tells Chris he should relax around her and not focus on finding love.
• June 25 - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love.
• June 27 - Christian's dog, Patti, dies.

July

• July 4 - Christian draws Sonichu #6.
• July 15 - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies.
• July 26 - First My Little Pony purchase from eBay.

August

• August 3 - Christian finds out Megan has a crush on a soldier. He is devastated.
• August 7 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude against men.
• August 14 - Christian revises Story of My Current Days, and adds information about his most recent exploits.
• August 27 - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every Charlottesville girl that doesn't want him on Myspace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him.

September

• September 14 - Chris sends a copied eulogy for Patti via email to Anna.
• September 16 - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll. (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)
• September 18 - Pokémon Diamond and Pearl is released.

October

• October 17 - Chris leaves a few comments on his PSN Blogs about the PS3 and the PSP.

November

• November 28 - Christian shoots his Pixelated PS3 video for Adult Swim.

December

• December 25 - Chris gives up on Santa because he, after being asked for three consecutive years, still hasn't brought Chris a woman to be his. (Strangely, Chris also states to have stopped believing in Santa at the age of 15 already...)