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[[File:ToplessTuesday.jpg|thumb|On '''12 May 2015''', Chris shows off his [[manboobs]].]]
[[File:Chris may 2015.jpg|thumb|150px|On '''12 May 2015''', Chris tries to [[Liquid Chris|impersonate]] Honey Boo Boo.]]
[[File:CCSonichu1.jpg|thumb|250px|On '''21 May 2015''', Chris reveals that [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] is now female.]]
[[File:ToplessTuesday.jpg|thumb|left|On '''12 May 2015''', Chris shows off his [[manboobs]].]]


'''May''' is the 5th month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]]'s 4th court date for the events of [[26 December 2014]] occurred on 7 May, and it was ''delayed yet again'' for 11 [[June 2015]]. This may be one of the quietest months in Chris's life, possibly ever, as outside of that he spent most of his time this month with [[Facebook]] and his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]] [[Chris and cinematography|camera]].
'''May''' was the 5th month of '''[[2015]]'''. [[Chris]]'s fourth court date for the events of [[26 December 2014]] occurred on 7 May, and it was ''delayed yet again'' for 11 [[June 2015]]. This was a quiet month in Chris's life, as he spent most of his time with [[Facebook]] and his [[iDea Book Case|iPhone]] [[Chris and cinematography|camera]].


==Events of May==
==Events of May==
* 5 May - Chris signs a petition to let [[Rock Band|rock]] [[Chris and music|singer]] [[wikipedia:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge]] into the [[wikipedia:Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]]. While Etheridge is a great musician, it's likely he only signed it because she is a [[lesbian]].
* 5 May - Chris signs a petition to let [[Rock Band|rock]] [[Chris and music|singer]] [[wikipedia:Melissa Etheridge|Melissa Etheridge]] into the [[wikipedia:Rock and Roll Hall of Fame|Rock and Roll Hall of Fame]]. While Etheridge is a great musician, it's certain he only signed it because she is a [[lesbian]].
* 7 May - Chris's 4th court date.
* 7 May - Chris's fourth court date. It is continued until 11 June.
* 10 May - [[Mother]]'s Day.
* 10 May - [[Mother]]'s Day.
* 12 May - Chris posts some new Facebook pictures. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that he is undergoing hormone replacement.
* 12 May - Chris posts some new Facebook pictures. Comments from [[Kim Wilson]] indicate that he believes he is undergoing hormone replacement.
* 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature twice and continues to beg his [[fans]] to get [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] into ''[[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U]]''.
* 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature twice and continues to beg his [[fans]] to get [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] into ''[[Nintendo|Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U]]''.
* 15 May - Chris wrote a new note on Facebook as always pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies. [http://www.4shared.com/photo/TMTcwC0Xce/Chriss_New_Note.html New Note]
* 15 May - Chris writes a new note on Facebook pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies.  
* 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing [http://www.4shared.com/photo/ofavvePXce/Chris_Chan_Sexting.html sex texts] towards an unknown person on Facebook.
* 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing [https://archive.ph/ln3IN sex texts] for an unknown person on Facebook.
* 21 May - Alongside pictures of a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] [[Amiibo]], Chris posts an '''even worse''' reboot of his [[sex joke]]. It involves Chris(tine) turning into Chris-Chan Sonichu, having D-cup breasts, being a "Lesbian Transwoman", having [[sex]] with [[Magi-Chan]], getting stuck in his/her Chris-Chan Sonichu form, [[Honor roll|getting]] [[Pregnant Act|preggers]], eventually laying an egg (even though real-life hedgehogs don't lay eggs) and giving birth to an [[autism]]less pair of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* 18 May - Chris [[cum]]s, and stores the semen in a Tupperware container, before putting it in the fridge to freeeze.<ref>[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]</ref>
* 21 May - Chris uploads a photo on [[Facebook]] revealing that he has changed [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] into a female [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] (or [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]), as to better fit his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic book persona]] and his [[transgender]] identity.
* 23 May - Chris posts a Q&A on Facebook answering some questions (which nobody would have ever wanted to ask him, let alone have him answer) about being trans. That night, he goes to a gay club and feels the bass resounding in his [[manboobs]].
* 24 May - Chris predicts "Riots and Catastrophes" if [[Derpy]]'s name is changed.
* 24 May - Chris watches a PBS special with [[Barb]], and reminisces about [[Bob]].
* 25 May - [[wikipedia:Memorial Day|Memorial Day]]. To celebrate, Chris posts two pieces of clickbait on Facebook.
* 30 May - Chris takes a "What kind of person are you the most attracted to?" quiz and gets "Kind Soul."
* 31 May - Chris posts two videos on his Facebook page that attempt to describe what it would feel like to live as a child with [[high-functioning autism]], as well as describing "breakthroughs in autism."


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Latest revision as of 22:58, 26 July 2023

On 12 May 2015, Chris shows off his manboobs.
On 21 May 2015, Chris reveals that Chris Chan Sonichu is now female.

May was the 5th month of 2015. Chris's fourth court date for the events of 26 December 2014 occurred on 7 May, and it was delayed yet again for 11 June 2015. This was a quiet month in Chris's life, as he spent most of his time with Facebook and his iPhone camera.

Events of May

  • 5 May - Chris signs a petition to let rock singer Melissa Etheridge into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. While Etheridge is a great musician, it's certain he only signed it because she is a lesbian.
  • 7 May - Chris's fourth court date. It is continued until 11 June.
  • 10 May - Mother's Day.
  • 12 May - Chris posts some new Facebook pictures. Comments from Kim Wilson indicate that he believes he is undergoing hormone replacement.
  • 15 May - Chris uses Facebook's note feature twice and continues to beg his fans to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS and Wii U.
  • 15 May - Chris writes a new note on Facebook pimping himself out to the lesbian ladies.
  • 16 May - Chris leaks a series of disturbing sex texts for an unknown person on Facebook.
  • 18 May - Chris cums, and stores the semen in a Tupperware container, before putting it in the fridge to freeeze.[1]
  • 21 May - Chris uploads a photo on Facebook revealing that he has changed Chris Chan Sonichu into a female Sonichu (or Rosechu), as to better fit his comic book persona and his transgender identity.
  • 23 May - Chris posts a Q&A on Facebook answering some questions (which nobody would have ever wanted to ask him, let alone have him answer) about being trans. That night, he goes to a gay club and feels the bass resounding in his manboobs.
  • 24 May - Chris predicts "Riots and Catastrophes" if Derpy's name is changed.
  • 24 May - Chris watches a PBS special with Barb, and reminisces about Bob.
  • 25 May - Memorial Day. To celebrate, Chris posts two pieces of clickbait on Facebook.
  • 30 May - Chris takes a "What kind of person are you the most attracted to?" quiz and gets "Kind Soul."
  • 31 May - Chris posts two videos on his Facebook page that attempt to describe what it would feel like to live as a child with high-functioning autism, as well as describing "breakthroughs in autism."