September 2014

Chris in September 2014

The ninth month of the year. So far, Chris is mostly spending his time in September selling stuff on eBay to get money for his family income, especially after the house fire. He's also started directing more of his attention to a new sweetheart-to-be. This is perhaps Chris at his most active on the internet in 2014.

Events of September

• 1 September - Chris posts on Facebook that he wore a special perfume on his first date.
• 2 September - Chris takes $50 off the prices on his eBay sales.
• 3 September - Chris announces he will boycott Sonic Boom on Facebook, due to the change of color to Sonic's arms. He also promotes some eBay sales on Facebook.
• 4 September - Chris finds an antique display case of fake jerkop items and sells it on eBay. He also begs the Human Rights Campaign on Facebook to help him get unbanned from Walmart, and claims that there is no rodent feces on the carpets in his Rental House. Of course, he is probably just doing one of his usual lies.
• 5 September - Shipping for eBay sales is delayed by Chris due to him spending time with his girlfriend.
• 6 September - The third anniversary of Bob's death from heart failure.
• 8 September - Chris posts on Facebook that one of his eBay sales is over.
• 9 September - Two documents about the fire are released on the CWCki Forums. Also, Chris permanently prices cuts one of his eBay sales to $150 instead of $200, and purchases items from the Human Rights Campaign store. Finally, Chris also
• 10 September - Chris adds another picture to his Facebook photo album, depicting him smiling with the HRC logo in the bottom left corner. He also sells a drawing dedicated to "the brave women of all kinds that have braved [...] the torturous pains from being institutionalized up to the late 1800s for being Lesbians," and says on Facebook that his new girlfriend is a genuine sweetheart, and not a hooker.
• 11 September - Chris makes a slight modification to his Facebook photo.
• 12 September - Chris announces he has obtained the materials to produce yet another Sonichu medallion, and to eventually begin mass-producing them to sell on eBay.
• 13 September - Chris announces that he now is able to say the word "gay" without feeling uncomfortable...but in its original definitions (i.e.: happy, bright) only. He also goes to the Pride Festival, and wants kids who are bullied to say "Gay is colors! Gay is bold! Gay is happy! The way you use the word, it makes you look real crappy! Rainbooms rock!"
• 14 September - Chris creates 22 more medallions and lists them on eBay.
• 15 September - Chris says he needs money because Barb needs dental work, which apparently costs $600.
• 16 September - Chris gets a piercing.....on his taint, so he can show where he'd have a clitoris if born female. He then explains tribadism (female-on-female hanky-panky) to the world on Facebook.
• 18 September - Chris rages over homophobia on Facebook, signing that maybe he really is changing for better or worse.