2009

Chris in 2009.

Chris's literary pick of the year.

On June 12 2009, we see Chris dronking a Long Island Iced Tea.

On June 13 2009, we get to see the PSP of Fail.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and things we can never unsee.

Events of 2009

January

See January 2009

February

See February 2009

March

See March 2009

April

See April 2009

May

see May 2009

June

• June 5 - CChanSonichu is hacked by trolls, who upload the memorable "Coming out of the closet" video as well as an amusing, pro-gay music video.
• June 10 - Chris regains control of his YouTube account, deleting the videos uploaded by the hackers and favorites several Britney Spears related videos in order to prove his straightness.
• June 12 - Two videos are uploaded that show Chris drinking a Long Island Iced Tea and singing at a TGI Friday's.
• June 13 - Not one, not two, but three more videos of Chris at TGI Friday's are uploaded. He also posts another Craigslist ad, telling off jews instead of blacks this time.[1]
• June 14 - Chris sings "Don't Trust Any Homos Over There" and mentions the word "nigger". Approximately 2 hours after he posts this video, he uploads another called I'm sorry, Dude in which he apologizes for making scathing insulting remarks at the homosexual community.
• June 28 - BILLY MAYS dies of unexpected causes, leaving the spot for the mayor of CWCville out in the open.

July

See July 2009

August

• August 1 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Chris uploads a video addressing early accusations of him cheating.
• August 1 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: CChanSonichuCWC uploads his song for the SingStar Challenge and completely owns the imposter
• August 2 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: The FAKE CWC uploads an imported song, Don't Say You Love Me by M2M, technically disqualifying himself.
• August 2 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: CChanSonichuCWC uploads "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air", rapping the entire song without stutter. The Impostor disqualifies him almost instantly, claiming Ad-Libbing was involved.
• August 3 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: Chris uploads "Autumn Goodbye" as his third entry, also uploads a "bonus" video, questioning CChanSonichuCWC.
• August 3 - The faker uploads a video thanking ED, trolls, and everyone who hates him, believing trolls are the equivalent to paparazzi [ie he believes he's a celebrity]. He also threatens the real Chris, claiming he knows who he is, where he works, and his real name.
• August 4 - SINGSTAR CHALLENGE: The True and Honest CWC uploads his third entry, which was so full of win that it probably pissed off the faker so much that HE decided to upload a fourth entry.
• August 4 - CChanSonichuCWC uploads Challenge Video BONUS: #3, explaining the history of his parents, revealing what IBAChandler's real name is, and includes a mugshot of the impostor horrific enough to give the internet nightmares. Kacey, sweetheart of CChanSonichuCWC, releases a video she received from the creepy, fatter Chris.
• August 4- CChanSonichuCWC uploads his fourth entry, "Think Twice" by Eve 6, as a threat to the imposter, IBAChandler. He also picks "Smell Yo Dick" by Riskay as Chris's encore song.
• August 5- Chris uploads "Smell Yo D***" and replaces every instance of "dick" with duck

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Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.