2015

Chris in 2015 with Son-Chu.

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

2015 is the seventh year of organized trolling since Chris's discovery. Coming full circle with the unfortunate incident of his house burning down, last year, Chris announced that the renovations on it were finished, and that he would be moving back in. However, this bit of good news is completely tarnished by what had transpired mere days before the turn of the new year: due to the events of December 2014, Chris could potentially be spending most of this year in prison, a threat that loomed over his head once before. However, unlike last time, Chris neither has a decent attorney nor a (mostly) clean slate to fall back on, which makes the outlook of this year fairly grim.

Events of 2015

• Chris could be serving time in prison due to his recent incarceration and the January Wal-Mart incident, depending on the outcome of his trial on 7 May.
• Sometime during the course of year, Chris will have been married to Lovely Weather and participated in a medical study to cure homosexuality, as predicted in Sonichu 10. With the year slowly creeping in and little sign of this actually happening, it's safe to say that Chris's expectations of the future may have lead him on a bit too much.
• This is also the year that Chris claimed his father would die, having heard it from the Grim Reaper in a prophetic dream.
• This was also supposed to be the year of the Manchester High School 15th annual reunion which he had worked so hard on in 2013 until he found out his gal-pals had been hired help. It is unknown whether it will be held or whether Chris will care.

January

Main article: January 2015

• As of December 2014, Chris had also announced that he would be moving back to the recently renovated 14 Branchland Court, possibly within the course of the month or early January.

February

Chris in February 2015.

Main article: February 2015

• Chris revealed that he did the album art for noise band L'Eclipse Nue. His hearing took place on the 5th, and was continued until April. He sold more medallions on eBay and turned 33.

March

Main article: March 2015

• Chris has released a list of celebrities he'd like to party with and became spectacularly gullible when a fake document was sent to him stating that Sega will recall all Sonic merchandise to give him blue arms permanently.

April

Chris at McDonald's in April 2015.

Main article: April 2015

• Chris' latest hearing took place on April 2.

May

Main article: May 2015

• Chris's next hearing will take place on 7 May.