Difference between revisions of "Da Update (CWC-ism)"
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===18 May 2009=== | |||
The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua. Clyde posts DAY TWO, in which he tells Chris to give up on his recently started [[Fuck quest]]. | |||
===17 May 2009=== | |||
The message on cwcville.com is changed to [[Joshua Martinez]] bragging about having sex with [[Vanessa]] and the nudes of [[Vanessa Hudgens]] are added to the site. Chris subscribes to [[Clyde Cash]]'s [[youtube]] account. Clyde responds by posting a video entitled DAY ONE in which Clyde taunts Chris and ends with a short clip of a Megabyte from "ReBoot" exclaiming that the hunt has begun. | |||
===16 May 2009=== | |||
cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Also contains an image of [[Joshua Martinez]], suggesting that he hacked the site. | |||
===15 May 2009=== | |||
[http://www.cwcville.com cwcville.com] is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans. Videos addressed to [[Ivy]] are removed from Chris's [[YouTube]] account. This leads to [[Clyde Cash]] finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through. | |||
===14 May 2009=== | |||
Someone claiming to be Chris posts a response on [[ED]], saying that he knows that [[Ivy]] is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. Chances are realistic that this is the real Chris. | |||
===12 May 2009=== | |||
The [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"#The Comic|wedding comic]] and several erotic drawings are leaked. Chris's [[I Got A Fish]] and [[For My Sweetest Ivy]] videos are featured and discussed on [http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145 the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN]. His video [[ECV_00095|admitting being a cum-guzzler]] was also discussed on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ3cym7URnk The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ]. | |||
===05 May 2009=== | |||
Chris's memorable video [[ECV_00095]] is linked to from Fark [http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu. | |||
===03 May 2009=== | ===03 May 2009=== | ||
Chris makes a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself. Additionally, Chris's [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|letter to Unilever]] video is removed from Youtube for terms of use violation. | Chris makes a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself. Additionally, Chris's [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|letter to Unilever]] video is removed from Youtube for terms of use violation. | ||
Revision as of 11:40, 19 May 2009
Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of Sonichu 7. As Chris's fans have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."
Hey Guys! What's da update?
18 May 2009
The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua. Clyde posts DAY TWO, in which he tells Chris to give up on his recently started Fuck quest.
17 May 2009
The message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site. Chris subscribes to Clyde Cash's youtube account. Clyde responds by posting a video entitled DAY ONE in which Clyde taunts Chris and ends with a short clip of a Megabyte from "ReBoot" exclaiming that the hunt has begun.
16 May 2009
cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with Vanessa Hudgens. Also contains an image of Joshua Martinez, suggesting that he hacked the site.
15 May 2009
cwcville.com is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans. Videos addressed to Ivy are removed from Chris's YouTube account. This leads to Clyde Cash finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
14 May 2009
Someone claiming to be Chris posts a response on ED, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. Chances are realistic that this is the real Chris.
12 May 2009
The wedding comic and several erotic drawings are leaked. Chris's I Got A Fish and For My Sweetest Ivy videos are featured and discussed on the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN. His video admitting being a cum-guzzler was also discussed on The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ.
05 May 2009
Chris's memorable video ECV_00095 is linked to from Fark [1], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu.
03 May 2009
Chris makes a video complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself. Additionally, Chris's letter to Unilever video is removed from Youtube for terms of use violation.
01 May 2009
Chris, looking unusually dapper, posts yet another extremely creepy video where he tells Ivy his ideal plan for when she arrives in Virginia, all while talking to her like she's a dog. He wastes no time getting right into the sexual stuff. He also posts an extremely homophobic video wherein he admonishes da homos for using AXE body spray, citing the commercials as an example that said body spray is only to be used by straight men to attract straight women. He then posts another video of him reading a letter he plans to mail to Unilever about this "issue".
Chris also attempts to make a [on Wikipedia] about himself to counter the ED page's "lies." It is promptly removed.
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