April 2017
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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April is the fourth month of 2017.
Posts
Videos
- Son-Chu Review
- Sonic Totem and More
- By the book, Buy the book plus update
- EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE
- Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017
Highlights
- 2 April - Chris releases Son-Chu Review, a 48-minute long video of him playing with toys.
- 3 April - Chris seeks pity from DoopieDoOver through a tweet.
- 4 April - Chris explains why he won't get a job. Later that day, he whines on Facebook and Twitter about the mortgage company putting Barb's bank account $800+ into the red.
- 5 April - Chris throws a tantrum at his Facebook friends for suggesting that he get a job.
- 6 April - Chris tweets to Cole Smithey, asking for financial help.
- 7 April - Chris releases Sonic Totem and More, offering to sell his Sonic Totem for a ludicrous $1,500. It is sold 4 hours later. One hour after the sale, he blows $400 on a gold necklace for Barb.
- 10 April - Not content with the astounding luck of selling his middle school crafts project for $1,500, Chris uploads By the book, Buy the book plus update, imploring people to buy his $1,000 stamp album, because he had already spent the money from selling the totem on frivolities.
- 14 April - Barb begs for money to pay an overdue power bill in EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE, while wearing the $400 necklace Chris had bought her a week before. Six hours later, Chris uploads Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017, a 23-minute video of him playing with expensive toys.
- 19 April - Chris finds his The Classic shirt, which was believed by both him and everyone else to have been lost in the house fire from three years prior. It is put up on eBay for an extremely high $12,000 as the starting bid and an even higher $20,000 for Buy It Now. By April 21st, it reached 23 bids, with the highest bidder at $25,100, before the auction finally finished on April 23.