August 2010

August 2010 began quietly, with Chris hooked on ModNation Racers to the point where it is seemingly bigger than LittleBigPlanet to him. However, a field agent's account of Chris at Charlottesville Fashion Square revealed that Chris's hatred of the Hex Bawx has risen to a new level when he saw Chris kicking a stall of Xbox 360 games while saying "kick that hex-bawx". Later, Bob and Barb (now thinner) were spotted eating at Chick-Fil-A. When leaving, Chris was seen at his creepiest, saying "I love you, Mother" to Barb.

Overall, August 2010 has been a quiet month, with little Internet activity from Chris, but instead of using that new-found free time to enjoy real life like he said he would, he continues to squander it on useless shit that doesn't matter. However, things would be blown wide open when a phone call audio is released between Bob Chandler and a worker at the GAMe PLACe, revealing a number of things, including that his parents didn't know about his trespassing incident and that they feel that Michael Snyder is leading a conspiracy against their neighborhood and Chris in particular.

Events of August 2010

• 6 August — Chris is seen at Charlottesville Fashion Square kicking a stall of Hex Bawx games, and his ancient parents are seen eating at Chick-fil-A.
• 10 August — Alec Benson Leary calls Bob claiming to be a GAMe PLACe employee. It is revealed that Bob and Barb did not know of Chris's June 6 incident at the GAMe PLACe and that Bob thinks there's a major conspiracy against Chris.
• 15 August — The Matthew Noble call is released.