Man in the Pickle Suit

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“	The Pickle Man tricked me again.	”
Christian Weston Chandler

Pickle Man
Information
Name	Marvin Howard Winslow
Also known as	The Man in the Pickle Suit hwinslow3 Canine Harold
Gender	Male
Occupation	Troll Current owner of the CWCki
Saga	Blanca, Emily, Catherine, Idea Guy, Guard Dog

The Man in the Pickle Suit (now referred to as Marvin and sometimes referred to as the Black Man in the Pickle Suit) was a common scapegoat of Chris's whom he used to blame whenever he was tricked or conned.

The character was first created on 11 September 2008 by a troll posing as Blanca. Using a fake MySpace page, they claimed that Blanca was in fact a black transvestite in a pickle costume. This led to Chris believing that the pictured Man in the Pickle Suit was in fact a real person. Because the persona was entirely fictional, the character quickly became anonymized by trolls, with multiple people operating under the name at once.

The most popular version of the persona was played by Marvin, often called The Jew in the Pickle Suit. He would take it a step further than most others, and actually meet up with Chris IRL on multiple occasions

Even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has surprisingly been spared. The closest he got to featuring as an enemy was when "Cly" fought Chris using a "pickle gun".

Origin

The original MySpace page.

“	I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.	”
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview

Midway through August 2008, a troll on Encyclopedia Dramatica by the name of Lordsillynipples created a profile posing Blanca under the name "kawaiikitsune123". The troll successfully tricked Chris into believing he was speaking to the "real" Blanca, and solicited nudes of him wearing his mother's bra and underwear. On 11 September 2008, the troll revealed himself, leaking Chris' nudes onto Encyclopedia Dramatica and taunting Chris by stating they were a black pickle-suited transvestite.

Jew in the Pickle Suit

Suspect

While many operated under the moniker, by far the most notorious individual was the Jew in the Pickle Suit, also known as Marvin. On 15 March 2009, Marvin accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church.

Four days later, in one of the most iconic trolling events to date, he rescued Emily from a horrific first date with Chris IRL. Whilst Emily and Chris were chatting it up and walking around the mall, Marvin emerged from the shadows dressed in a pickle suit, and began flirting with Emily. He ultimately won her over, stealing her from Chris, who stood dumbfounded, unable to cope with the defeat he had just suffered.

In October 2009, the Jew in the Pickle Suit established a YouTube account that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012.

Videos

A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
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Stardate	23 April 2010
Subject Matter	Comedy Comedy, Smug Smug, Rage Rage, Tragedy Tragedy
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

I spy with my little Sunglasses....Chris's CWCipedia!!!!!
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Stardate	27 April 2010
Subject Matter	Comedy Comedy, Smug Smug, Rage Rage
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

Post-Pickle

See also: Kiwi Farms posts (Marvin) and Guard Dogs

After his tenure as the Man In The Pickle Suit, Marvin would remain active in the CWC commmunity, providing insights into prior trolling events, and notably becoming the owner of the CWCki. It was revealed that he, along with other trolls, had coerced Chris into recording basically every notable video, due to troll manipulation.

Marvin gained relevance again when he arranged for Chris to start dating Catherine, starting a new saga.

On 15 October 2015, Marvin attended one of Chris's trials for his GameStop assault, and commentated on it.

Barb's aging. Thin, kind of frail. Might not be very responsive. In retrospect, I don't think Chris recognized anyone. There was the guy he exchanged words with, but going over my notes, it might've been just him being paranoid of someone. There was an old lady behind Chris talking to him a few times. I don't think it was Rocky. Chris' outfit, from what I could see, was very funny. @Rammspieler might have a picture. Barb and Chris are way too physically intimate. It's one thing to describe their creepy relationship, it's quite another to watch it IRL. They hold hands and Chris is always putting his arm around her and rubbing her shoulders sensually. That's shit I'd do to someone I'd want to bang. Not a family member. It's weird. There was some guy with white hair and a white suit talking to Not-Rocky. Then the PD came over and talked to Chris and Barb, with white-hair-guy and Not-Rocky in the row behind them. This is where I heard snippets referencing "six months" and something something something. I think I heard Chris stress sigh a few times and I think the PD got a little annoyed dealing with Chris. Not much, but I kinda sensed something like that. Maybe I imagined it. After a bit, the PD went up to the judge and they called Chris up. Chris starts getting impatient with Barb. He said something like "are your ears clogged up??" and then "wanna follow me so you can hear what's going on?" Then she got up and trundled up there to accompany Chris. This says a few things to me: Perhaps Barb's hearing is wearing down. This fits in with her being frail and old. Chris is being kind of bossy to Barb. Chris expects Barb to be his bookkeeper so far as his punishments go. This is confirming what we heard about at the Snyder trial. Now, I couldn't hear anything they were saying up front. At this point, I didn't want to get hassled by Not-Rocky or whoever else was there, so I bailed and went to find Rammspieler.

On 27 February 2016, Marvin leaked Chris's Specimen Sample, after being sent it by the trolls Sam and Ellen.

Selected videos

• 11 September 2008: Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
• 21 October 2008: Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 - Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with Blanca.
• 17 March 2010: Chris Drops the N-Bomb - Chris accuses Surfshack Tito of being a "pickle-suited nigger".

Gallery

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  The Abduction of Emily.

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  One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

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  The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.

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  That's no suit, Chris.

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  He is real. Very real.

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  Anti-Pickle Man warning image included by Chris in an email.

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  The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".

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  The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.

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  WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?

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  MPS looking great, as usual.

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  He is always watching.

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  Response to the Sonic Boom Protests.

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  Woman in the Pickle Suit

External links

• The Man in the Pickle Suit on MySpace
• The Man in the Pickle Suit on Facebook
• The Man in the Pickle Suit on Twitter

Catherine Saga
The Players:	The Games:	The Prizes:
Chris Catherine Sorrentino Thetan Cousin Al Colin Marvin Shaina Anna McLerran	Catherine E-mails Colin Chats (1 • 2) Open Relationship E-mails Rebeckah Bentley E-mails	Applebee's Date IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court Rental House Tour I Love You, Catherine Apology Letters Three-Quarter Woman Taint Piercing
Coinciding Sagas: Sonic Boom