Watchmen

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“	You brought so much fucking joy to this world and you continue to do so. That's why[...] you need to remain safe.	”
Bismuth, one of the Watchmen, to Chris.

The accumulated filth of their trolls and weening will foam up about their waists and all the Merge-deniers and A-logs will look up and shout "JULAAAY!" ...And I'll look down, and whisper "I'm workin' on it."

The Watchmen is the name given to a group of fantastical enablers whose members serve as gatekeepers and white knights for Chris, in a similar manner as their predecessors, the Guard Dogs. Their goal is to keep away malicious individuals trying to troll or scam Chris – most notably, Praetor, who among other things wanted to get Chris to taze himself with a stun gun.

As a faction, the Watchmen were instrumental in numerous events over the course of late 2019 onwards, such as attempting to dismantle Jacob Sockness’s influence over Chris and drive him off. They also shut down the Arbitarch CWC Alliance Discord server when the true intent of the server was revealed. Chris has maintained contact with the Watchmen since they first approached him, including chatting with them on Google Hangouts and over Discord. The Watchmen were behind the Discord leaks in August 2020.

Their approach is controversial as they gained Chris's favor by means of enabling his delusions by pretending to be fellow CPU goddesses and encouraging his beliefs in magical thinking and the Dimensional Merge.

While they share a name with the 1986/1987 DC Comics limited series by Alan Moore, David Gibbons, and John Higgins, the 2009 film adaptation (which is not that long of a movie, according to Emily and The Man in the Pickle Suit), the 2019 HBO series, and the various comic book spin-offs, the Watchmen do not take inspiration from the franchise, in contrast to how The Miscreants modeled themselves after the Patriots from Metal Gear Solid. Nonetheless, fan art from Christorians and other avid observers of Chris make this connection.

Known members

Bismuth

Avatar of CPU Bismuth Heart.

Bismuth, also known by Heart, Naught, and Kiwi Farms handle anameisaname, is the replacement leader of the Watchmen, taking over after Owls's removal. Bismuth monitors potential weens or enablers.

Lainchu

Lainchu, as drawn by MKRNightVee.

Lainchu, also known Lainchu the Chronicler, is an OC created by Chris, whose purpose is to document Chris's activities (and unofficially, to provide Christorians with first hand information). Since 7 August 2020, Chris has assigned the role to one of the Watchmen, with the role initially assigned to the CWCki Discord server creator, Klop; however, as of late August 2020, Klop has resigned from the role and another user has taken on the mantle, with Chris none the wiser.

Chris based the OC on the protagonist of the anime, Serial Experiments Lain, in which a teenage girl finds herself engaging with a virtual world network, reminiscent of the internet.

The WCT

The WCT's avatar.

The WCT, also known as WildCat and Neko Onyx, is a Watchmen member who has archived calls involving Chris.

Kyle

The inspiration for Chris's Kylechu OC, Kyle appeared in the Google Hangout chats.

Ex-members

MKRNightVee

Meghan

Meghan enabling Chris's delusional thoughts.

“	I am a CPU, that means I am directly on the same level of godhood as Christine.	”
Meghan, replying to Sarah and Steve questioning if she really follows Chris's beliefs.

Meghan Kathleen Ringo (born 24 April 1992), also known under the aliases MKRNightVee, CPUMagentaHeart and thepixietailartist) appeared in early 2019. She got into contact with Chris through Owls looking up Chris's phone number for her. She presented herself to Chris as being the CPU goddess of the Nintendo Switch, offering him validation on his fantasies of having magic powers. She has stated that her goal isn't to feed into Chris's delusions so much as to offer advice and help. Chris offered her several of his possessions in his Last Will and Testament.

She set up a Discord group for Chris, telling her friends to role-play as CPU goddesses to gain Chris's trust, while also instituting a no-trolling rule.

During the Jacob Sockness saga, in which Sockness attempted to manipulate Chris into a sexual relationship, MKR saw the danger in Sockness's intent, and steered Chris away from him in summer 2019; Sockness, who at the time was engaging in a full-scale war against Chris's enablers, followers and critics alike, considered MKR to be an enemy of his, and abused her verbally on Twitter as his second dramatic cycle approached its climax in early November. She, as well as Aqua, largely mitigated Sockness's influence over Chris, though Chris was still willing to listen to Sockness.

In March 2021, she gave up on helping Chris when she learned that he was planning on electrocuting himself with a taser, for his new friend group Praetor.

Owls

Ryan.

Owls, also known as Ryan and CpuTurquoiseHeart, was the original leader of the Watchmen group, who was later discredited as a person with shady motives. Owls set MKRNightVee up to interact with Chris and founded the Watchmen's Discord server. Owls also acted as a liaison between MKRNightVee's group and Guard Dogs member Marvin. However, Owls lied to both about his intentions and later disappeared from the group.

AquaDiamond8

“	Christine...Please stop this, Mewtwo is not real, the merge is not happening, you need serious help. If you need help there are people to help you with these delusions. This is incredibly unhealthy for you.	”
AquaDiamond8, March 2019

“	Still i dont want [Jacob Sockness] attacking my people when the merge happens, Christine has said there will be no more war or need for violence in the merge, my Sapphire has forseen this	”
AquaDiamond8 changes her tune, November 2019.

AquaDiamond8 and Magi-Chan. Drawn by Aqua November 2019.

AquaDiamond8 is a Twitter user who has bounced from being a ween, to a white knight, to an enabler and Watchman. In November 2019, during the Jacob Sockness saga, in order to lure Chris away from Sockness, Aqua joined the Watchmen and embraced Chris's delusional beliefs, changing her Twitter handle to CPU Goddess Aqua of the Mac Book Pro. Later, Aqua began drawing fanart of her OC interacting with Magi-Chan. She then posted a Pokémon drawing, claiming it to be an alt-dimension Magi-Chan:

Val Valentino lore

Val Valentino, The Masked Magician. A celestial powerful magician Dex Enter: "This Magi-Chan is so powerful he has to mentally project a simplified form that the human mind can comprehend. Looking at his true form would drive you mad." Dex #: unknown Chris was enticed by this news: Seriously? You disovered an alt-dimension Magi-Chan Sonichu? This is a very interesting find. I'll look more into this one for myself. Also, for your information, regardless of which variant, Dimension or Timeline of origin, Special, Regular, or Mega Evolved, the Pokedex Number for Sonichu and Rosechu will always be at #982 and #979, respectively. Aqua answered: Oh i wasnt aware ill make sure to write that down. But he more discovered me in a way. I was meaning to chat with your hubby when i realized i wasnt in our normal meeting spot, then he appeared through a portal.

As of early September 2020, Aqua is confirmed to no longer be involved with the Watchmen's activities:

in all honesty at first i genuinly wanted to help chris but after the incident with Wendy i wanted to make things better, and try to help him, and as someone with autism, and who has family that acts like chris, i knew how dificult it is to get them to beleive certain things. I guess going along with it and pretending to be a goddess was better than letting her be on her own and let someone else take advantage of her. Note that i never wanted anything from Chris, and did want to help, and despite what Dillin says about MKR or some of the "enamblers, not all of them are bad, MKR is the nicest person i know and i know that she truely does care for Chris. I wanted to to help them with keeping sockness away from Chris and though it took some time ive seen chris is no longer taking his crap serious. I do keep up to date whats been going on, but i dont interact.

Origins

Around January 2019, Owls, motive unknown, helped MKRNightVee to get into contact with Chris. MKR attempted to help Chris find CPU goddesses to talk to, telling her friends to role-play as goddesses to him over Discord; Owls acted as a gatekeeper between MKR's friends and Chris. Owls also acted as liaison between the CPU group and the Guard Dogs group (the latter group also gatekeepers to Chris at the time) but according to Naught, Owls misrepresented his true goals to both groups and gave them false information. Owls later disappeared.

Q&A

A Christorian interviewed Naught on 4 September 2020, asking some clarifying questions about the Watchmen. They posted the answers on the Official CWCki Discord. The interviewer's questions are color-coded red, with Naught's responses color-coded white.

Q&A

The first four questions appear to be referring to the Arbitarch CWC Alliance server. Who started it and why? Owls the guy who set-up mkr and Joseph Draft got aqua and mkr to draw some art to lure cwc in. How did Chris join there? I was told it was going to be for Chris's patrons. Why was it killed? It was killed because owls and Joseph didn't know how to wrangle tards. Mkr aqua were being blamed for making it so I asked for a mod role kept asking for more perms and deleted all the channel's. I posted the rolling and trolling vid. Who killed it? I killed it, Joseph and Smokey Chris TheSperge were using the server to gather content, they convinced Joseph I was Johan. After a 4 hour conversation I got Joseph draft to face dox himself once he destroyed his drive with chris vs the internet. The last two appear to refer to the Watchmen as a group. Why did Aqua leave? Stress and people @ her on Twitter Her and mkr are still frens Will this group be around forever? As long as Chris is in need or willing yes

See also

• CWCProtectSquad
• Guard Dogs

References

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