Difference between revisions of "Da Update (CWC-ism)"
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Chris makes a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself. Additionally, Chris' [[CWC | Chris makes a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|video]] complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself. Additionally, Chris's [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE|letter to Unilever]] video is removed from Youtube for terms of use violation. | ||
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Revision as of 22:49, 8 May 2009
Dialogue used by Christian, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound laid-back and casual, in the pages of Sonichu 7. As Chris's fans have searched the internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest failure Chris has committed."
Hey Guys! What's da update?
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The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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03 May 2009
Chris makes a video complaining about the removal of his Wikipedia article and reaching, desperately, for good things to say about himself. Additionally, Chris's letter to Unilever video is removed from Youtube for terms of use violation.
01 May 2009
Chris, looking unusually dapper, posts yet another extremely creepy video where he tells Ivy his ideal plan for when she arrives in Virginia, all while talking to her like she's a dog. He wastes no time getting right into the sexual stuff. He also posts an extremely homophobic video wherein he admonishes da homos for using AXE body spray, citing the commercials as an example that said body spray is only to be used by straight men to attract straight women. He then posts another video of him reading a letter he plans to mail to Unilever about this "issue".
Chris also attempts to make a [on Wikipedia] about himself to counter the ED page's "lies." It is promptly removed.
30 April 2009
Chris posts two videos which completely defy explaination.
29 April 2009
Chris posts a video assuring his fans that he is working on the comics and that he will be uploading them soon. Says that he's going to get his hair cut.
28 April 2009
Chrissy, upon learning that the [videos he sent to Ivy] were leaked, decides to make a video where he tries to explain why drinking your own semen or shitting your pants are completely natural. He submitted a second video in which he asserts, yet again, that Ivy is real, is not a troll, and that they will lose their virginities to each other.
27 April 2009
Yet another set of leaked videos hits the tubes, this time depicting Chris "exercising" and performing his terrible (and terrifying) version of Monty Python: Chris runs around his room, screaming, flailing, talking nonsense in a bad British accent, and banging on the walls. ...all in the nude.
24 April 2009
Chris uploads three videos: Him singing a song about having a fish, A four second clip of a cat MEOWing, and, the coup de grace, another music video dedicated to Ivy featuring Chris mangling Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me" and a preview of his latest work in the comic: an overly elaborate, ridiculous wedding ceremony for him and Ivy.
23 April 2009
Chris uploads a video where he Calling out the calls out for Clyde Cash and talks in tongues.
19 April 2009
Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK is released to the Internet public.
17 April 2009
Chris uploads a new video where he kisses another sex doll with Ivy's 'face'. A few hours later, he uploads another video where he confesses to cheating on Ivy.
16 April 2009
Clyde Cash releases Chris's audition tape for Vanessa Hudgens, along with the TRUE and HONEST videos of Chris drinking his own semen, spanking himself, and dancing with Ivy in the shower.
12 April 2009
Christian completes Sonichu episode 19. He also uploads several youtube videos: Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009, More for the crabs, ECV 00081 and Bunny Hop.
09 April 2009
New video about the new site at CWCville.com.
08 April 2009
Joshua Martinez and Christian make up and meet at McDonalds.
02 April 2009
The ED article returns.
01 April 2009
April fools day. ED takes the page on Chris-Chan offline.
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