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{{quoteboxred|speaker=pathetic|[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|hyper dimensional neptunia]] (edited)}} | {{quoteboxred|speaker=pathetic|[[Hyperdimension Neptunia|hyper dimensional neptunia]] (edited)}} | ||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Also you will need a console, I advise you find an obscure one, or just make shit up}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|blake bellaripoff's '''actual''' name is irene but i might make a tweak to it}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|to seem weebish i might name her kokomi}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I'm gonna be the Soulja Game}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|funny thing is im actually drawing irene for weebfriend for her stupid youtube channel icon}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|CPU Brown Heart, protector of the realm of Crankthatia and the guardian of the souljagame consoles}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|You guys think it over and I'll check my other discord for your applications tomorrow XD Oh my god XD}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|But Chris doesn't like brown people? lol}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Oi | |||
[''posts a drawing of an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Yes}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Fuck a yes!}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|then I'll be CPU Gold Heart}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|i'm debating doing this whole thing, not sure if i want to sacrifice my sanity to a lolcow but i'm somewhat willing to do this}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Wait I've got a Chromebook discord Imao}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|If "nightvee" will work, I think just about anything could}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|It's up to you gas | |||
Just be sure to make a separate discord for your own safety}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|I'll be cpu PinkPetal}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Spots are limited, there are 18 more CPUs to "find"}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|ima make up one anyway even if i don't do this | |||
CPU Lavender, or Kokomi Rosaline, Age 19 because i'm not a creep like chris, she's a angel-demon- werewolf hybrid oh and she's also half-android because i said so}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|im on my chromebook rn typing this, im logging out and creating the cpu account}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|her pokemonsona is Mr Mime (edited)}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|and I'm CPU Gold Heart, also known on Earth as Nanami Tezuka; age 23, possesses the memories and experiences of all former CPUs}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|and since alot of chris's oc's have anime references tacked on to this, her namesake is Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K, she has some distant relationship to Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho and can do the rose whip thing Kurama can do}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|calls herself "The Guardian" to sound cool; says everybody else does as well, but it's really just her (edited)}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|[''posts a drawing of Sonic and Nights'']}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|has a strange love for saltine crackers and an irrational fear of the color beige, presumably from the memories of CPU Beige Heart, who died in 1983 when the realm of Ataria, the one he controlled, crashed to the earth}} | |||
{{quoteboxgray|speaker=Discord|CPU_PinkPetal hopped into the server. Kangaroo!!}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU PinkPetal (Tenno)|i have arrived! goddess CPU PinkPetal!}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|As you can see, mission accomplished}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I have nothing better to do}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|ive been in this shit hole for a few months now, i think its already too late for me}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|send me in boss-salutes- | |||
oh}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|surprise me, I want to see what you come up with based on my description}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Ok XD if this is really what you want, just play nice. | |||
Hold on}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|ill try Imao | |||
like i said, im a great actor}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|i'll probably give it by tomorrow morning in AEST at the latest}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I'll probably just use this account because I'm a lazy asshole}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|also no need to credit me for this one because it's technically a shitpost artpiece}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|if you can, draw a pink oc for me as well. i was extremely fucking limited}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|You never sent a friend request? .w.}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|i was lucky to FIND ONE}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|very quickly and quietly switch my nickname over once we're in | |||
oh whoops | |||
I was too busy world building}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Pink, send one}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|already did | |||
everyone, let us make christory together, this will be a tale to remember! XD}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|into the lions den with one very fat, autistic lion}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|let us be victorious!}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I'm the fucking souljagame goddess | |||
this is just hitting me}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|''realizing I can text with this account until we are sent into the battlefield''}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|where we dropping boys}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|I've got no idea}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|the reason Nanami possesses the memories of fallen CPUs is because the souljagames are bootleg Nintendo consoles | |||
... should I make her fluent in Chinese, or is that too on the nose}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|I'm gonna be the CPU of the Sega saturns}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|you're the cpu of the Atari flashback 8}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Alright fine | |||
Wait is that even a console}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Pink... wrong discord}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|[[File:CPUmagentaHeart.png|200px]] | |||
This one}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Okay}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|the cpu of the PlayStation classic | |||
she's half European and a bit slow mentally, but she has her shining moments}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Ok my friend [[owls]] wants to check you guys out before I do anymore}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Sent}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|we have to go through customs, I'm ready}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|How do I invite him .w.}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|do we say this is business or pleasure, which would this be}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|[''posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile'']}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|im ready boss ''jumps happily, my big furry anime boobs bounce'' | |||
too much?}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Friend this account and talk to him | |||
Its important}} | |||
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Can I be the CPU of Linux? I've never been much of a console gamer.}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|id say perfect lmao}} | |||
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Or if Linux is taken, then Android}} | |||
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=gas, gas, gas!|does the drawing have to be full body}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|No Chris contact until you talk to CPU turquoise}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|deported from cwcville}} | |||
{{quoteboxkiwi|speaker=Tenno|Is he/she a troll as well}} | |||
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Just walk back in. They have no walls}} | |||
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Promethean|Because not being [[Pmurt]] is so important}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|Hes a christorian and a good friend of mine, very smart}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|okay but does he know about this}} | |||
{{quoteboxmagenta|speaker=MKRNightVee|He's kinda like my manager and coach}} | |||
{{quotebox|speaker=CPU_PinkPetal (Tenno)|ah | |||
okay}} | |||
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=offline|someone hook me up with a reasonable looking gold heart image, stat}} | |||
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Revision as of 03:31, 28 June 2023
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The Sons of the Miscreants was a Discord server. In the server's "the-sons-of-the-miscreantscult-of-clyde" channel, MKRNightVee (using a Discord account named thepixietailartist) recruited users to pose as CPUs to chat with Chris and discussed some of her interactions with Chris. The dates of the chats are unknown but occurred prior to 21 January 2019 when screenshots were uploaded to Kiwi Farms.[1]
Chats
MKR's Discord Handle
Server members talk about MKRNightVee and mention her thepixietailartist Discord handle, tagging her into the conversation.
[posts a screenshot of MKR's Twitter profile.] |
shes in this discord |
SHE |
shes just playing along |
oh |
thepixietailartist
@thepixietailartist |
@thepixietailartist you magnificent bastard |
Well... I didn't know that.... I should go delete a tweet then |
i've seen her before, she had me fooled 100%
fucking applause |
interesting fact... someone put her in the sagas timeline on the CWCki as one of the Teen Troon Squad |
that's why i love the christorians, we do this type of shit all the time |
shes not involved with that |
I'm fucking laughing my ass off rn |
Ratting me out like that XD |
and a NIGHTS icon too |
I LIED ITS NOT HER |
wow, not only is she cunning as hell, she has taste |
EVERYONE GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS |
Pixie, I apologise about my tweet earlier (I'm UchihaBorn3665 on Twitter) |
Nights is the hottest clown |
i feel like we should bring in a new twitter |
Megan
MKR describes how Chris had wanted to use her to get in contact with Megan Schroeder but MKR declined out of concern for Megan.
Chris asked me to "befriend" her and help him resume communication. I politely declined. That poor woman has been through enough of chris's bullshit |
doesnt she have an etsy store? (edited) |
She has a Facebook? |
How'd you make proper contact? |
I didn't, I wasn't going to try and put megan through that |
No I mean with Chris |
Oh, twitter |
Motives
A little bit, but I also was very kind to Chris, a friend found his number online and to my surprise he answered my texts |
Ah |
My goal isnt to feed into his delusions so much as it is to gently offer kind advice and be there as a shoulder to lean on for moral support
I'm trying to help him better himself |
Delusions
[cutoff]
S.O.M? |
Sons of the Miscreants. We're keeping to the metal gear theme of Christory |
Ah |
Cuz Clyde had the Miscreants which were the Patriots. The Patriots were succeeded by Sop, Sons of the Patriots |
Ah |
Yeah |
Knowing chris, he will likely ignore that it exists and block those that bring it up. These days, if he doesn't like it, and it doesn't come from an idea guy, he wont put it in his imaginary world |
Great New Content
MKR shows photos of Chris's custom Lego Sonichu minifigs.
I've got some great new content for you |
Oh? |
All sonichu minifigs |
Ah |
Beautiful arnt they |
Chris Access
Server members ask MKR (thepixietailartist) to get Chris to accept their friend requests.
I just had an idea
pixie is on the inside she can get Chris to accept our friend requests |
I was gonna say. I better not be mercy.
But no, I also sent him a friend request I may hate him, but I'm great at acting |
@thepixietailartist think you can pull this off?
she's CWCSonichu, 6540 right |
@thepixietailartist can you draw like some random sonichu fan art or some shit for me? I don't think if he does end up accepting, he'd accept me.
I would but... I'm legit shit at drawing |
so is Chris |
"hey guys, this is stickachu of the stick sonichu world"
[posts a drawing] This is something I drew in middle school for an anime I like |
the sad part is I'm pretty sure she'd believe that |
This was drawn in one hour ON the bus |
No, if I had to work for it so do you XD |
she makes the stick figure dimension Canon |
BUT I CAN'T DRAW |
Then trace
Lol |
I don't have a Twitter though, so it's this or nothing for me |
BUT I HAVE A SHIT CHROMEBOOK |
I mean at least get him to accept mine please, I want exclusive Chris content |
Take a picture of sanic, tape it to a window, put another piece of paper over it, and follow along the lines.
It's pretty simple XD |
I'll have to shit draw then
You guys watch Dillin Thomas |
And no offline, I can't actually "make" chris accept anything lol |
well I mean gently coerce her |
Try posing as a girl with big titties |
Okay!
I'll do that! Don't judge me!! |
I am a girl with big titties, but I'm not using my body for Chris
that's an insult to my body |
Wait what the fuck |
i am a girl with big titties to. |
I gotta stop assuming people are guys at first I fucking swear |
back pain can go fuck itself.
codiene is a god send tho |
No, I just meant finding a pic of a girl with big boobs and pretending to be her
Blanca style |
hot. |
get ya a woman like stephanie bustcakes |
I could do that but he's off the dating scene
it won't work how'd you do it |
Well... I wouldn't say off |
i wish i could be magi chan |
He's not off
Hes anything but |
I'm already magi chan (edited) |
He's mentioned in a tweet that he has room for one more spouse |
NightVee Medallion
Chris seems interested in "remaking" me into a sort of mini chris
Building a sweetheart from the ground up |
how so |
It's kinda flattering I guess?
He had me make a medallion, by crystals that he uses and started answering my text faster than before |
I'm off to build a new Twitter account
BRB |
Will Chrisu ever love me |
what's your medallion look like |
what kind of crystals, and did you actually buy any? |
how did you get Chris to accept your friend request, I don't have Twitter so I can't just do it like that |
wat |
Medallion |
that has way more effort than necessary |
As for the friend thing, I just made lots of fan art and white knighted chris's twitter
Yeah, but I love doing arts and crafts ^-^ so I had fun making it out of Crayola fucking model magic |
is it made out of Crayola Fucking Model Magic |
Yes |
can we make him shove the medallion up his ass again like not right now, but eventually |
chris hasn't mentioned the treadmill in a while |
He called me when he gave me his new number
Bragged about doing three whole minutes on the 300 setting |
Chris Chat Rules
MKR guides server members on how to use Chris's CPU delusions to chat with him and lays out basic rules.
ok I'm gonna run my plan by you
as someone who knows Chris better than anyone here tell me if we can put this in action |
Ok? |
I'm going to pretend I'm CPU green Heart, long story short, I have a story drafted about how Arfoire gained interdimensional power when the merge started, and because of Chris's ties to it neptunia was one of the first dimensions affected and then Arfoire killed vert, the original green heart, sealing away her powers until Chris defeated her in the body of Jessica Quinn and the powers passed to me |
what do you think? would she believe it |
It could work, except for one thing... Chris has a "direct" contact with vert, so you'd probably be dismissed as a troll. I can get you into a discord server with chis however I have some rules |
alright, how do I work around that then I've done like 5 minutes of neptunia research, how do I explain away the direct contact |
1. Do not directly try to troll chris, I know it sounds fun to mess with him, but please don't.
2. You must create a CPU, for a color pick something other then the following: magenta, turquoise, green, blue, red, maroon, white, black, purple. |
I want yellow |
3. You must play along with the CPU thing |
CPU lavender? |
really all I have planned is the cpu part |
I have no clue what I'll do after that, so we're good, |
4. You must get some sort of fanart ready of your chosen CPU sona and make an "original", pokemon/sanic abomination |
Add my troll Twitter: @DarekaScott |
i'll just use weebfriend's shitty blake belladonna ripoff oc or create something else
gremlin knows who i'm talking about |
I do |
This is my discord, verify here with me before I will add you to the Chris server |
can the fanart come later? I don't have any means to draw at the moment |
I'll look for a sonichu fanart online... |
Yeah, just get at least a general description going for it |
hyper dimensional neptunia (edited) |
Also you will need a console, I advise you find an obscure one, or just make shit up |
blake bellaripoff's actual name is irene but i might make a tweak to it |
to seem weebish i might name her kokomi |
I'm gonna be the Soulja Game |
funny thing is im actually drawing irene for weebfriend for her stupid youtube channel icon |
CPU Brown Heart, protector of the realm of Crankthatia and the guardian of the souljagame consoles |
You guys think it over and I'll check my other discord for your applications tomorrow XD Oh my god XD |
But Chris doesn't like brown people? lol |
Oi
[posts a drawing of an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon |
Yes |
Fuck a yes! |
then I'll be CPU Gold Heart |
i'm debating doing this whole thing, not sure if i want to sacrifice my sanity to a lolcow but i'm somewhat willing to do this |
Wait I've got a Chromebook discord Imao |
If "nightvee" will work, I think just about anything could |
It's up to you gas
Just be sure to make a separate discord for your own safety |
I'll be cpu PinkPetal |
Spots are limited, there are 18 more CPUs to "find" |
ima make up one anyway even if i don't do this
CPU Lavender, or Kokomi Rosaline, Age 19 because i'm not a creep like chris, she's a angel-demon- werewolf hybrid oh and she's also half-android because i said so |
im on my chromebook rn typing this, im logging out and creating the cpu account |
her pokemonsona is Mr Mime (edited) |
and I'm CPU Gold Heart, also known on Earth as Nanami Tezuka; age 23, possesses the memories and experiences of all former CPUs |
and since alot of chris's oc's have anime references tacked on to this, her namesake is Kokomi Teruhashi from Saiki K, she has some distant relationship to Botan from Yu Yu Hakusho and can do the rose whip thing Kurama can do |
calls herself "The Guardian" to sound cool; says everybody else does as well, but it's really just her (edited) |
[posts a drawing of Sonic and Nights] |
has a strange love for saltine crackers and an irrational fear of the color beige, presumably from the memories of CPU Beige Heart, who died in 1983 when the realm of Ataria, the one he controlled, crashed to the earth |
CPU_PinkPetal hopped into the server. Kangaroo!! |
i have arrived! goddess CPU PinkPetal! |
As you can see, mission accomplished |
I have nothing better to do |
ive been in this shit hole for a few months now, i think its already too late for me |
send me in boss-salutes-
oh |
surprise me, I want to see what you come up with based on my description |
Ok XD if this is really what you want, just play nice.
Hold on |
ill try Imao
like i said, im a great actor |
i'll probably give it by tomorrow morning in AEST at the latest |
I'll probably just use this account because I'm a lazy asshole |
also no need to credit me for this one because it's technically a shitpost artpiece |
if you can, draw a pink oc for me as well. i was extremely fucking limited |
You never sent a friend request? .w. |
i was lucky to FIND ONE |
very quickly and quietly switch my nickname over once we're in
oh whoops I was too busy world building |
Pink, send one |
already did
everyone, let us make christory together, this will be a tale to remember! XD |
into the lions den with one very fat, autistic lion |
let us be victorious! |
I'm the fucking souljagame goddess
this is just hitting me |
realizing I can text with this account until we are sent into the battlefield |
where we dropping boys |
I've got no idea |
the reason Nanami possesses the memories of fallen CPUs is because the souljagames are bootleg Nintendo consoles
... should I make her fluent in Chinese, or is that too on the nose |
I'm gonna be the CPU of the Sega saturns |
you're the cpu of the Atari flashback 8 |
Alright fine
Wait is that even a console |
Pink... wrong discord |
This one |
Okay |
the cpu of the PlayStation classic
she's half European and a bit slow mentally, but she has her shining moments |
Ok my friend owls wants to check you guys out before I do anymore |
Sent |
we have to go through customs, I'm ready |
How do I invite him .w. |
do we say this is business or pleasure, which would this be |
[posts Owls's Cpu TurquoiseHeart#5822 Discord profile] |
im ready boss jumps happily, my big furry anime boobs bounce
too much? |
Friend this account and talk to him
Its important |
Can I be the CPU of Linux? I've never been much of a console gamer. |
I just threw up in my mouth a little reading that |
id say perfect lmao |
Or if Linux is taken, then Android |
does the drawing have to be full body |
No Chris contact until you talk to CPU turquoise |
deported from cwcville |
Is he/she a troll as well |
Just walk back in. They have no walls |
Because not being Pmurt is so important |
Hes a christorian and a good friend of mine, very smart |
okay but does he know about this |
He's kinda like my manager and coach |
ah
okay |
someone hook me up with a reasonable looking gold heart image, stat |
Gallery
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