November 2014
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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November is the eleventh month of 2014. This is a very rocky month for Chris, as he continues to rage over Sonic Boom, made a complete tool out of himself while raging over a brushfire, accidentally revealed his new address, got his un-clit leaked, got into a fight at Target over Sonic Boom, was denied acceptance to a sperm bank, and so much more troubles.
Events
- 4 November - Election Day. After starting off November on a silent note, Chris posts an excerpt of "Step in Time" from Mary Poppins and announces he's off to vote for "LGBTQ-Friendly Politicians". Seeing as how it was the lowest voter turnout since the 1940's, and a tragic blow for the democrats, it's at least admirable that Chris had apparently voted for left-leaning candidates, let alone voted at all.
- 5 November - Chris boycotts Sonic Boom again. On the same day, a user on the CWCki Forums leaks evidence that Catherine is really just a troll.
- 6 November - A guy with a digger causes a fire near Virginian forests and houses, including Chris's. Chris rages about it on Facebook, and has his mom call 911, to which he says that "They ain't breakin' any laws". He then uploads an unlisted video[1] about it. The video is shot in very high-quality for his standards, suggesting he shot it on an iPhone/iPod Touch. He also accidentally reveals his Rental House's address. Also, a photo of Chris's un-clit leaks on the CWCki Forums. Chaos ensues.
- 8 November - Chris happily announces the brushfire is gone.
- 9 November - Chris continues to boycott Sonic Boom.
- 11 November - More Sonic Boom boycotting. More and more of his white knights get continually annoyed by this.
- 12 November - EVEN MORE Sonic Boom boycotting, and in a truly disgusting display, Chris begs his Facebook friends to vandalize store property and tape protesting messages to the covers of the game. They respond by telling him that he is horribly overreacting and if he really won't stop doing this, that he should simply just make a petition.
- 13 November - Chris changes his Facebook banner photo. You can guess what it is by now. Also, he reminds his fans that the BMW is still for sale on Craigslist.
- 16 November - Chris visits the Charlottesville branch of Target, where he gets into an argument with a Janekop and one of the store's Manajerks, demanding that they not stock Sonic Boom. Chris fails to win them over, though at least manages not to earn himself yet another ban. He continues to boycott it on Facebook, creating petitions AND social groups.
- 20 November - Chris rages over being denied acceptance to a sperm bank, and claims that they are discriminatory towards the autistic. He complains about Sonic Boom again, this time drawing a picture about it.
- 27 November - Thanksgiving.