2004

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In 2004, Sonichu's News Dash #1 comes out.

The year 2004 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 22 years old.

The year 2004 shows the appearance of the first Sonichu's News Dash, Christian's digital newsbulletin. Christian spreading this bulletin through PVCC, started his mythical feud with Mary Lee Walsh, the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from colledge. At the end of this year, Christian started drawing Sonichu #0.

Events of 2004

January

• January 1 - Chris writes an entry in his CWC's Diary, stating his New Year's resolution to get a girlfriend, and his intent to make another attempt at PVCC.
• January 6 - Chris reports in his diary he went to see his optometrist, who is also his half-brother, David. He finds out he needs new lenses, and that David has an 8-year-old daughter daughter.
• January 18 - Christian writes the poem "hard love quest".
• January 31 - Chris writes in his diary, expressing optimism that his new idea, the Sonichu's News Dash will attract girls.
• January 31 - Sonichu's News Dash #1 comes out.

Febuary

The original medallion.

• February 9 - Christian meets with Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan to discuss his behaviour. According to Chris in his diary, Walsh bans him from distributing the Sonichu's News Dash on campus. Chris declares war on Mary Lee Walsh, and hopes to incite the "masses" to support him.
• February 19 - Christian starts making his "The Sonichu Chronicles" powerpoint.
• February 24 - Christian's 22nd birthday. He gets snowed in. Chris is photographed on this date wearing his Sonichu medallion.
• February - Sonichu's News Dash #2 comes out.

March

• March 2 - In his diary, Chris reports that Mary Lee Walsh tried to influence the Chandler family to take him out of PVCC. Christian's parents get angry. Walsh bans Chris for a year and makes him see a $25-per-visit psychiatrist.
• March - Sonichu's News Dash #3 comes out. The possibility of Sonichu powering up to Ultra Sonichu is announced.

April

• April 29 - An article about Sonichu is featured in the PVCC newsletter, The Forum.
• April - Sonichu's News Dash #4 comes out.

May

• May 4 - Christian's Animal Crossing Documentary is featured in Nintendo Power Magazine.
• May 8 - Mothers Day. Chris presents Barbara with a Sonichu mother-day's special.
• May 29 - Christian attends the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention, where he meets voice actress Monica Rial.

June

• June 7 - Christian records a documentary for the celebration of his parents 24th aniversary.
• June 13 - Chris draws Sonichu (25 years later). A classic Sonichu strip.

August

• August 1 - Christian writes in his diary that he has developed a new idea to attract women, involving a red string.
• August 5 - Chris says in his diary that a mall security guard destroys the red string off him.

September

• September 4 - This date marks the 8th week Chris has spent trying to attract women at Fashion Square Mall. Chris states in his diary that he "realized" holding a sign asking women to date him is akin to trying to "sell himself like a new car." (Translation: Someone told him what "solicitation" means.)
• September 6 - Chris writes a diary entry about his attempt to reason with a security guard at the mall. He shouted "NO!" at the guard, and believed he had intimidated the man.
• September 11 - Chris reports in his diary that he was arrested for trying to "sell himself like new car" at the mall. He does not have to go to jail, but he is forbidden to return to Fashion Square Mall without one of his parents.
• September 16 - Christian is suspended from PVCC. In his diary, he blames Mary Lee Walsh for this. He claims his father is planning to write to George W. Bush and Laura Bush demanding action.
• September 26 - Chris writes in his diary that he is lonely and depressed due to being denied access to the mall and PVCC. He decides to ask Santa Claus for a girlfriend.

October

• October 18 - Christian writes the first draft for Story of My Current Days.
• October - Sonichu's News Dash #5 comes out.

November

• November 24 - Christian starts drawing his first Sonichu comic.

December

• December 4 - Christian writes the song "I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas".
• December - Sonichu's News Dash #6 comes out. Christian states that he expects a Christmas-apology from Mary Lee Walsh.
• December 20 - Christian records his "So need a cute girl" and "all I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend" home music-videos for the DVD.
• December 25 - It is Christmas, and Santa doesn't bring Christian a girlfriend. He states that he is depressed.