2004

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The year 2004 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 22 years old.

The year 2004 shows the appearance of the first Sonichu's News Dash, Christian's digital newsbulletin. Christian spreading this bulletin through PVCC, started his mythical feud with Mary Lee Walsh, the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from colledge. At the end of this year, Christian started drawing Sonichu #0.

Events of 2004

January

  • January 1 - Chris writes an entry in his CWC's Diary, stating his New Year's resolution to get a girlfriend, and his intent to make another attempt at PVCC.
  • January 3 - Chris draws Sonichu. A classic sonichu strip.
  • January 6 - Chris reports in his diary he went to see his optometrist, who is also his half-brother, David. He finds out he needs new lenses, and that David has an 8-year-old daughter daughter.
  • January 18 - Christian writes the poem "hard love quest".
  • January 31 - Chris writes in his diary, expressing optimism that his new idea, the Sonichu's News Dash will attract girls.
  • January 31 - Sonichu's News Dash #1 comes out.

Febuary

The original medallion.

March

April

May

June

August

September

  • September 4 - This date marks the 8th week Chris has spent trying to attract women at Fashion Square Mall. Chris states in his diary that he "realized" holding a sign asking women to date him is akin to trying to "sell himself like a new car." (Translation: Someone told him what "solicitation" means.)
  • September 6 - Chris writes a diary entry about his attempt to reason with a security guard at the mall. He shouted "NO!" at the guard, and believed he had intimidated the man.
  • September 11 - Chris reports in his diary that he was arrested for trying to "sell himself like new car" at the mall. He does not have to go to jail, but he is forbidden to return to Fashion Square Mall without one of his parents.
  • September 16 - Christian is suspended from PVCC. In his diary, he blames Mary Lee Walsh for this. He claims his father is planning to write to George W. Bush and Laura Bush demanding action.
  • September 26 - Chris writes in his diary that he is lonely and depressed due to being denied access to the mall and PVCC. He decides to ask Santa Claus for a girlfriend.

October

November

December