2006

Chris in 2006.

Christian as he saw himself in 2006.

The Love Quest takes its toll...

Overview of Chris's eBay purchases during the first half of 2006.

A My Little Pony drawn by Megan.

On 12 May 2006, Chris finally gets his degree.

On 27 June 2006, Patti dies.

The year 2006 shows several important developments within Christian's behavior that are now seen as typical. Firstly, Christian starts to get more and more clingy towards Megan. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail. Secondly, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into a significant amount of debt. For the first time, Chris started buying pornography, sex toys, My Little Ponys, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like eBay and AdamandEve.com. Although Christian is unemployed and no longer in school for most of the year, he still has a limited social life. He mostly goes out to engage in card game-related activities. In 2006, Barbara apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the Sonichu sub-episodes. Therefore, after Sonichu 4, no more sub-episodes come out.

Events of 2006

February

• February 19 - First porn purchase from eBay.
• February 24 - Chris turns 24.

March

• March 17 - Sonichu canon - Sonichu and Rosechu get married at Samuel Memorial United Christian Church.
• March 17 - Chris realizes that he is able to afford a 60GB Playstation 3, so he goes out and invests in one.

April

• April 22 - Megan finds out Christian bought her a Nintendo DS.
• April 29 - Christian draws Sonichu #5.

May

• May 1 - Megan gets Christian to buy her Nazi pictures from eBay . She admits that she is attracted to Wehrmacht soldiers.
• May 6 - Christian wants to meet Megan in the park, but she doesn't show up. He talks with the ducks.
• May 12 - Christian finally gets his CADD degrees from PVCC.
• May 22 - Megan tells Chris that she doesn't want a relationship.

June

• June 25 - Megan tells Christian to back off. She says she was once refused by a boy she liked, and doesn't care for love.
• June 27 - Christian's dog, Patti, dies.
• June 27 - Sonichu canon - Patti transforms into Patti-Chan and takes residence in CWCville.
• June 29 - Sonichu canon - Cerrah, first born daughter to Sonichu and Rosechu is born.

July

• July 4 - Christian draws Sonichu #6.
• July 15 - Megan tells Christian that she is getting tired of him copying her hobbies.
• July 26 - First My Little Pony purchase from eBay.

September

• September 16 - Chris buys a Booty-licious Love Doll. (It's an ass-lovers dream come true.)

August

• August 3 - Christian finds out Megan has a crush on a soldier. He is devastated.
• August 7 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like his attitude against men.
• August 14 - Christian revises Story of My Current Days, and adds information about his most recent exploits.
• August 27 - With nothing to do, Chris fakeposts on his guestbook AGAIN, saying that he wants to send a message to every Charlottesville girl that doesn't want him on Myspace, and tell them to "get off their behind" and date him.

October

• October 7 - Sonichu canon - Christine, second daughter to Sonichu and Rosechu is born.

November

• November 28 - Christian shoots his Pixelated PS3 video for Adult Swim.

December

• December 22 - Sonichu canon - Rosechu turns 18. Yes, several months after getting married.