Aly Hirschberg

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Aly

Aly Hirschberg
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Name	Aly Hirschberg
Also known as	Alan Christopher Ganly Alan Christopher Hulkerine Azrael vRS Davison Tailschu
Date of Birth	27 July 1987 (age 37)
Gender	Female
Nationality	Scottish
Ethnicity	Jewish
Religion	Mormon (former) Chris worship

Aly Michelle Hirschberg, also known by her transgender byname Alan Christopher, is a mentally disturbed Scottish Jew living in England who emerged in mid-2019 and has made it her life's mission as a white knight and professed believer in the Dimensional Merge to spread Chris's wonder throughout the known world. Going above and beyond normal weenery, Aly wants to make Chris's life an international affair, in every sense of the word. She has encouraged both Chris and Sockness to visit her home country to have a 'polyamourous orgy' (sic) with her, and has set up fundraisers in vain for this purpose since first making his acquaintance, regardless of the fact that Chris has never left the United States and has virtually no authentic experience with foreigners, and presumably has not got the passport he would need to make such a trip at any rate.

Personality and beliefs

Hirschberg is an uncanny, grotesque mirror of Chris's various faults through the years. Both are in ill health and overweight, with greasy, unkept hair, subsisting mostly on fast food. She is described by those who know her from real life as egotist, violent and cruel. She is obsessed with finding a romantic partner, to the point that she had joined the Mormons for no other purpose than to get a boyfriend until she was kicked out of their church. Before this, she was expelled from her childhood synagogue for proclaiming herself a god and prophet. She believes herself to have magic powers. She has no sense of financial responsibility, refusing to work out of laziness but instead receiving a monthly tugboat and spending all of her money on childhood toys. She has been persuaded for money to have sex with a computer for all to see. Both have experienced the wrath of guards trying to control their public outbursts and have been arrested in incidents involving poor conduct at video game shops. Like Chris, she lives in a home filled with rubbish enough to mount a serious fire hazard with a mother of questionable character who clothes her from second-hand shops and is interested in her child primarily for the revenue she 'generates'. They are both smelly.

Like Chris and possibly Sockness, Hirschberg is convinced in earnest that the Dimensional Merge and CWCville are real, and that Sockness's sorcery is really effective. Such detachment from reality long antedated any involvement with, or even exposure to, Chris, as noted above. Aly has several original characters, named Kobayashi, Zeke and Katy, whom she thinks in truth live in Chris's fantasyland. Beside her apparently genuine belief in the Merge, Hirschberg is also infatuated with Sockness even more than Chris himself is; they have apparently met and befriended each other, and she claims that they are contemplating a 'three way relationship'. On several occasions, she has publicly described her attraction to Sockness and called Chris 'lucky' to have somebody as obsessive as 'the most beautiful man [she has] ever seen'. Moreover, Hirschberg believes that Sockness has visited her in her dreams.

Involvement with Chris

Hirschberg's fundraiser for Chris: the former thinks the money will bring him to London and Tokyo, while the latter has other designs for it.

Before appearing to Christorians, Hirschberg was one of Chris's anonymous customers, purchasing many of his wares offered on Etsy and eBay as would other exceptional individuals interested in Chris before these commercial affairs were shut down. Aly first appeared to Christorians in late August 2019, when she created a £5,000 fundraiser with the stated purpose of taking Chris on a world tour for his TRUE and LOYAL fanbase. This programme was unofficial, however, and Chris had not advertised it or even seemed aware of its or her existence. As would other weens watching on the sidelines in September 2019, she encouraged Jacob Sockness's ill-fated journey to Chris's home. Though Chris has expressed interest in visiting Britain and Japan before, this stunt would not attract Chris, and it appeared for a long time that Hirschberg was just one of many unremarkable wannabe weens, fated to pass by the wayside.

Chris made direct contact with Aly for the first time when he discovered and re-tweeted the campaign on 6 October 2019, claiming the money was supposed to take care of his expenses for BABSCon. Curiously, Hischberg had created a separate fundraiser of £4,000 specifically for BABSCon, while the £5,000 campaign Chris provided on Twitter was the pre-existing one for this proposed world tour. Whether this was oversight or a deliberate grab for a thousand quid cannot be determined. Humorously enough, on 14 October, Chris tried again to share the link for the BABSCon fundraiser on Twitter, but botched it, only posting a partial, broken link. Aly has continued through October to jockey for Chris's attention since, offering to buy even more of his merchandise and pay the lion's share of his trip to BABSCon, and apparently courting Sockness with some success. Little direct correspondence between her and Chris has yet been released; her attention is rather directed to defending herself against critics on Kiwi Farms via interviews that accomplish nothing but provide source material for archivists, while he has been focused instead on his trading cards, other trolls and their mutual idol.

See also

• List of Chris's financial enablers

References

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