September 2010

Chris will always find a new low

September 2010 has begun in the aftermath of yet another sequence of bizarre behavior by Chris, including an attempt to organize his 10-year class reunion and the violent destruction of his PS3 in exchange for over $9000.

The month started just a little bit slowly, but things seemed to have picked back up in amazing style come the first half of the month. After proclaiming that he wouldn't let the trolls bother him and he was taking back control of his life, he posted up two videos, both involving a mysterious girl named Jackie, presumably the same one who dealt with Chris back in April.

Aside from his recent dealings with Jackie, unable to handle the lack of video games, Chris used his tugboat to buy a new PS3.

Events of September 2010

• 1 September - Chris refuses to reveal the name of his new alleged sweetheart in a correspondence with Clyde Cash and Surfshack Tito.
• 2 September - Chris purchases a new PS3.
• 2 September - The Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails are released by Clyde Cash, providing insight on the chain of events that led to Chris's well-thought decision to smash the original life upgrade.
• 4 September - Bob turns 83, a milestone that many trolls thought was impossible.
• 6 September - Chris releases a new video, Haters gonna hate.mov.
• 13 September - Two new videos are released. One of them is addressed to Jackie, where he breaks his previous promise to not reveal her name, while the other shows Chris renouncing his hatred for the Hex Box.
• 16 September - Chris releases Song for Jackie.MOV, where he sings a song about his Love Quest while in blackface.
• 19 September - A chat between Chris and an IRC regular dating back to 2008 is leaked by Clyde Cash.
• 20 September - Chris is revealed to have impersonated Samantha Thaddeus back in 2009, proven by a series of emails leaked by Clyde Cash.
• 22 September - E-mails from Gregg Mays, Vivian Gee and Clyde Cash are leaked, going back as far as 2008.
• 22 September - A list of Chris's Best Buy purchases, a bank statement for Vivian and a drawing Chris drew for Kate are leaked.
• 23 September - Chris is found to have purchased a ModNation Racers mod on eBay for $30.
• 23 September - In a newly surfaced prank call, Bob claims to know members of the Ku Klux Klan, and even suggests that he was possibly a member himself.
• 25 September - The Wallflower E-mails are released. It turns out Chris was never in an actual relationship with The Wallflower.
• 25 September - Chris uploads a new video where he sinks Lars' boat. The consequences will never be the same.