July 2015

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

July is the 7th month of 2015. So far, it has seen about as much activity as any other month this year. However, on July 3, Chris's Facebook profile was taken down. It is currently unknown what happened, but it's likely that someone reported something Chris posted and got him banned. At any rate, his profile came back up later the same day. This is also the month that Magi-Chan is to travel to in order to receive the "homo cure."

Events of July

• 2 July - Chris claims on Facebook that he has entered an online GameStop competition as an "ironic joke", and in the same post rants about GameStop needing some type of background check to enter the competition.
• 2 July - Chris shares a Facebook picture that quotes "I'M PROUD OF MY HEART. IT'S BEEN PLAYED, STABBED, CHEATED, BURNED AND BROKEN, BUT SOMEHOW STILL WORKS." and above it Chris comments "Not to mention Soul-Shattered, Beaten, Scarred, Blackmailed, Duped, Deceived, and all that shit the fake exes, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies had done to me."
• 2 July - Chris posts on Facebook that he woke up and was happy that he had "Fresh Grown" boobs that fit into a D-Cup Brassiere.
• 2 July - Chris reveals a new drawing on Facebook called "Pink Lemonade", with tons of phallic imagery. This turns out to be Facebook's last straw, as the next day...
• 3 July - Chris's Facebook is removed, only to be put back online later in the day without any provocation.
• 4 July - The birthday of Clyde Cash.
• 5 July - In response to an article claiming that model Chrissy Teigen is trolling Instagram by posting a photograph where her nipples are clearly visible, Chris posts a rant on Facebook, saying that no-one should ever use the word "trolling" or any variant thereof, as it reminds him of the trolling he has received since 2007.
• 7 July - Chris puts sixteen Sonichu medallions back up for sale on his Ebay which sold out within a matter of 2 days.
• 9 July - Chris posts a picture of his manboobs on Facebook. For the first time in history, it gets successfully taken down after being reported, much to his annoyance.
• 9 July - A ween requests Chris to make a medallion depicting Adolf Hitler. In response, he makes a medallion of Hitler being farted on. Only time will tell if the Mr. Smith incident will possibly repeat.
• 11 July - Chris's Facebook is taken down again.
• 23 July - Chris' next court date.
• 31 July - Magi-Chan travels through time to this date to receive the "homo cure."