2019

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Coming in 2019?
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Ongoing

The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

2019 is the eleventh year of organized trolling.

It will bring the Sonic movie and the continuation of the Financhu Crisis, with Chris's unpaid debts cases involving Second Round Sub and Midland Funding having wrapped up, owing $2,463.63 and $2,777.90 respectively. Renewed interest in Chris brings an intense year with thousands of new weens.

January

Main article: January 2019
Chris in January 2019

Chris started out the new year by pushing back the Dimensional Merge, after its estimated date of December 31st came to pass and showed no results. Eventually, members of TF2 Analysis started blocking Chris on Twitter after either being harassed by weens or finding out about Chris's reputation. Chris did not take this very well, and spent a week making various rants on Twitter and YouTube, as well as a four-page comic, before ending January by making his Twitter account private, starting the Soft Exile.

February

Main article: February 2019
Chris in February 2019

After making another video begging the brony analysts to unblock him on Twitter, Chris made a new Twitter account at @CPU_CWCSonichu in an attempt to bypass the blocks. Then, after uploading a video where he plays with Legos while having a mental breakdown, he eventually moved all his Twitter activities to the new account.

March

Main article: March 2019
Chris in March 2019

March got off to an amazing start when leaks of Sonic's design for the upcoming movie revealed several drastic changes from the original, one of them being the inclusion of blue arms. That very same day, Chris tweeted his displeasure, showing that his 2014 viewpoint was anything but changed. Chris received a Nintendo Switch from Sarah and Steve, and made a 7-minute unboxing video, where at one point he picks up an attached letter and holds it up to the camera before setting it aside – the letter explicitly saying not to discuss the matter online, raising the suspicion of observers that this may be a sign of a trolling scheme. A GameStop employee then uploaded an eyewitness video of Chris shopping for a Poké Ball Plus peripheral for his Switch. Copitz went ghost hunting with Chris in the now-abandoned DeJarnette Center for Human Development in Staunton, Virginia. Chris then uploaded Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes, where he paid respect to those abused at the DeJarnette Sanitarium by leaving a Sonichu drawing.

April

Main article: April 2019

Chris defied everyone's expectations when he uploaded Future message from Crystal W Chandler, where a mysterious masked man recites a poem about Reginald Chandler relaying a message from his sister on the state of the Dimensional Merge. Chris tweeted a link to a Kickstarter for a documentary made about him called Chris Chan VS. The Internet, which would allegedly feature appearances from individuals like Megan. It was met with very hostile reception on Kiwi Farms, and two days later, the documentary's Kickstarter was abruptly cancelled; the project, however, is not.