September 2011
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September 2011 began with Chris basking in triumph after unmasking Jack Thaddeus, Alec Benson Leary and Thorg, and forcing Surfshack Tito to leave the Internet. BlueSpike's fate was to be determined, and it was not known if Chris has dox on other trolls too. The state of Virginia had recovered from an earthquake and major hurricane, yet somehow, Chris remained safe.
This was followed by the death of Chris's father, Bob Chandler, which brought a long sequence of radio silence.
Events
- 6 September - Bob Chandler dies of heart failure, two days after his 84th birthday. During the same day Chris posts an online attraction sign in the form of a facebook note. His sweetheart criteria this time is quite fastidious, including such items as "Between 4 feet, 10 inches and 5 feet 10 inches" and "B-Cup size minimum".
- After 6 September - Chris shoots a second tour of his house. The date in which the video was taken has not been revealed, but Chris's narration during the video suggests it was filmed after Bob's death.
- 7 September - Chris sends Jackie an email in which he laments Bob's passing. He's angry at the grim reaper, since in one of Chris's dreams he promised that Bob would not die before 2015. Chris also tells Jackie that from now on he will be responsible for paying the Chandler household's bills.
- 10-19 September - The CWCki is closed for a week in mourning of Bob's death.
- 12 September - Bob's funeral is held at Monticello Memorial Gardens in Charlottesville at 10 a.m.
- 15 September - The deadline for David "BlueSpike" to upload an apology video. This deadline passed without a new video from BlueSpike or Chris, presumably because Chris was still in mourning, and BlueSpike didn't give a shit.
- 24 September - A drawing of Sonichu is published in thousands of newspapers thanks to Slylock Fox, claiming that Chris is nine.
- 26 September - The Hook publishes its last issue.