Facebook is Chris's other means of communication aside from MySpace on his Love Quest. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these e-women reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat autistic.
Chris probably established his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to boyfriend-free girls in the area in hopes of them becoming his sweetheart. He failed horribly of course, and the Miscreants showed us how hard.
Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with the Wallflower, and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his departure from the Internet. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 July 2011, a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.
On 2 January 2012, Chris re-opened his Facebook account. Since then, it has become his primary interface with the outside world. It is his personal attraction sign, but he has also left occasional open notes for trolls; talked to his gal-pals, most frequently Anna, Kim, and William; and whored his EBay merchandise. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the CWCki Forums, proving that he still feels the need to obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis.
Chris's first Facebook account profile
This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. While some text is missing, it appears to be similar to his MySpace account at that time.
Basic Information
Networks - Charlottesville, VA
Sex - Male
Birthday - February 24, 1982
Hometown - Ruckersville, VA
Relationship Status - Single
Interested in - Women
Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play
Political Views - Moderate
Religious Views - Christian
Personal Information
Activities
I enjoy drawing, listening to music, playing video games and Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh card games. I also like anime, creating with Lego pieces, My Little Pony, Transformers, and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my Sonichu Site, http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.
I go to the Comic Game & Hobby Place, next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.
And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]
Favorite Quotations
Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.
I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.
<3 :)
About Me
I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with Sonic the Hedgehog, Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from Manchester High School on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated from PVCC with two Computer Aided Drafting & Design Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding smokers and drunks). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.
Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!
I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.
Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the John Tesh Radio Show.
And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *Crystal*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)
I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of lying and backstabbing done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.
Contact Information
Email:
itsamecwc@aol.com
katiebaybug@gmail.com
AIM: CWCSonichu
Website:
http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com
http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc
Education and Work
Colleges:
Piedmont Virginia Community College '06
Computer Aided Drafting & Design (CADD)
High School:
Groups
Member of: One Body of Christ Experiment (all Christians on Facebook), Adult Swim We Love/Hate, I Love Lucy...the daughter of the devil, Before I liked girls, I liked the Pink Power Ranger!, Amy Jo Johnson Fan Club, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fans of Monica Rial
Notes From The Man Himself
Photos Commented on by Chris
Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.
| Share | Link | Date |
|---|---|---|
| Crackle | https://www.facebook.com/crackle | 24 July 2013 |
| Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4? | http://bit.ly/futuregear | 24 July 2013 |
| LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot | http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16 | 5 August 2013 |
| My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray] | http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC | 7 August 2013 |
| Text | Video | Date |
|---|---|---|
| I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit | 12 March 2013 |
| PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6) | Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013 | 13 March 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian? | Siri The Comedian? | 23 May 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | Welcome to Toro's Friend Network! | 4 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2 | 13 June 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version) | 13 June 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 2 July 2013 |
| Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy | Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy | 3 July 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD | My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD) | 7 July 2013 |
| Christian Weston Chandler shared a link. | Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2) | 22 July 2013 |
| My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid. | MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing | 7 August 2013 |
| I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD) | 7 August 2013 |
Toro's Friend Network
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook. | 4 June 2013 |
| Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 5 June 2013 |
| Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 6 June 2013 |
| Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa. | 7 June 2013 |
| Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa. | 11 June 2013 |
| Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof! | 11 June 2013 |
| Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya. | 11 June 2013 |
| Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
| Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit! | 12 June 2013 |
| Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon. | 12 June 2013 |
| Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa. | 12 June 2013 |
#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle
| Text | Date |
|---|---|
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG | 11 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M | 12 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX | 13 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6 | 14 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK | 15 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB | 16 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9 | 30 June 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln | 2 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD | 3 July 2013 |
| I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ | 3 July 2013 |
iOS
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more recent photos also fuels this suggestion. [1]
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The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one would assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement (never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost), he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before (which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens). According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.
Imgur
- Main article: 2013 Imgur Leak
On 26th May, 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and uploaded them on Imgur. The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 (as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was) but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted several people dead, and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill Mimms' girlfriend.
The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was Chris himself.
Gallery
See also
References
External links
- Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)
- Imgur Account
- Backup of the Imgur album (Last updated 6/29/13 tell me on my talk page if more has been added to the Imgur album and this backup is no longer up to date.)
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