2017
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Ongoing
The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.
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2017 is the ninth year of organized trolling. It will also mark the tenth anniversary of Chris' discovery by 4chan and the creation of the original Encyclopedia Dramatica article.
President Donald Trump took office on 20 January. Alongside Chris' ongoing Financhu Crisis, 2017 may likely result in one of the most interesting years in Christory.
January
- Main article: January 2017
Pmurt was sworn in as the 45th President of the United States, over Chris's objections. Chris continued complaining about him on YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
The Tomgirl saga continued, now in its sixth year. Chris tried to donate blood but was told that he couldn't because he is transgender. A Breitbart News editor, Milo Yiannopoulos, briefly featured a photo of Chris, from his 2014 OKCupid profile, during a lecture. Chris's views on homos continued to evolve, as evidence by an open letter to President Trump's son, in which Chris commented about losing his homophobia while urging Barron not to become a "Super Stereotypical, Spiteful and Egotistical Male" like the elder Trump.
February
- Main article: February 2017
Chris was haunted by feelings of nostalgia for his past relationships with the Gal-Pals from high school, Megan Schroeder and his late father. He also revisited an old playground from his childhood.
However, Chris continued to maintain an active social life. He saw The Lego Batman Movie with a friend and attended events at the University of Virginia.
Chris mentioned the world of CWCville again for the first time in years in the form of a text update; as a reaction to President Trump's policies, he declared CWCville to be a sanctuary city. He also revealed that several changes had occurred in his imaginary town since the last update. Namely, he had stepped down as mayor and Allison Amber had taken his place.
There were also bizarre new insights into his personal life. He theorized that he had a fetish for Sailor Moon music, posted that he was used to skunk odor (and compared it to perfume and cologne) and liked a Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis video purporting to transfer fat from his belly to his butt as part of a D.I.Y. gender transition treatment.
March
- Main article: March 2017
Chris decides to sell some of his father's stamp collection. Chris is aware of the Nintendo Switch, but is unsure if it is mainly a home or portable console.