Difference between revisions of "2000s"
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[[File:Cwchrono graph.png|thumb| | [[File:Cwchrono graph.png|thumb|[[Chris]]'s activity in [[2008]], [[2009]] and [[2010]].]] | ||
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in 2000.]] | [[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in 2000.]] | ||
[[Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''2001''', the new millennium.<ref>[http://www.astronomyboy.com/millennium/ Astronomy Boy]</ref>]] | [[Image:0583-CWC19-2.jpg|thumb|right|Chris in '''2001''', the new millennium.<ref>[http://www.astronomyboy.com/millennium/ Astronomy Boy]</ref>]] | ||
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[[File:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2009'''.]] | [[File:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2009'''.]] | ||
The shit finally hit the fan in '''the 2000s'''. [[ | The shit finally hit the fan in '''the 2000s'''. Chris [[Semen|came]] of age [[sex]]ually, began his [[Love Quest]], invented [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], stalked lots of women, got thrown out of malls, and became a popular LOLcow on the internet. | ||
==2000== | ==2000== | ||
The year '''2000''' is the year that Chris graduated from [[high school]], and started attending [[ | The year '''2000''' is the year that Chris graduated from [[high school]], and started attending [[Piedmont Valley Community College]]. The year 2000 is iconic for the [[True and Loyal Fanbase|Sonichu fanbase]], as it was the year that Chris thought up Sonichu whilst making a [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|mix CD]]. Chris, however, didn't start making [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] until [[2004]]. | ||
===Events of 2000=== | ===Events of 2000=== | ||
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==2001== | ==2001== | ||
The year '''2001''' is the year that Chris turned 19 years old. Another thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his | The year '''2001''' is the year that Chris turned 19 years old. Another thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his [[manboobs]]. | ||
===Events of 2001=== | ===Events of 2001=== | ||
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==2003== | ==2003== | ||
The year 2003 was the year that marked Chris's definitive realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his | The year 2003 was the year that marked Chris's definitive realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his Love Quest, essentially starting him down the long and winding road that led him into the arms of the trolls. | ||
===Events of 2003=== | ===Events of 2003=== | ||
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==2004== | ==2004== | ||
The year '''2004''' shows the appearance of the first ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]'' | The year '''2004''' shows the appearance of the first ''[[Sonichu's News Dash!]]''. Chris's spreading of the bulletin through the PVCC started his mythical feud with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from college. At the end of this year, Chris started drawing [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. | ||
===Events of 2004=== | ===Events of 2004=== | ||
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==2005== | ==2005== | ||
The year '''2005''' was, in retrospective, | The year '''2005''' was, in retrospective, Chris's most productive year, resulting in him drawing 4 issues of ''Sonichu''. Because of getting expelled from PVCC, Chris had a lot of free time on his hands, leading in him putting a lot more effort in his Love Quest. June and July are characterized by a series of fights between Christian and the local authorities, resulting in a trial, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring. In 2005, Christian also gained two of his most renown friends, [[Anna McLerran]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. The first, a Mormon [[Wikipedia:Pacific Sunwear|Pac Sun]] employee, Chris met whilst [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|pacing the mall]] on his Love Quest. The second, an insecure female otaku he met playing ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' at his local game store. | ||
===Events of 2005=== | ===Events of 2005=== | ||
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==2006== | ==2006== | ||
The year '''2006''' shows several important developments within | The year '''2006''' shows several important developments within Chris's behavior that are now seen as typical. Firstly, he starts to get more and more clingy towards [[Megan]]. Via [[e-mail]], she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail. Secondly, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into large debts. For the first time, Chris starts buying porno items, [[My Little Pony]]s, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like [[eBay]] and [[Adamandeve.com]]. Although unemployed, he still has a small social-life. He mostly goes out to engage in card game-related activities. This year, [[Barb]] apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the ''Sonichu'' sub-episodes. Therefore, after [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]], no more sub-episodes come out. | ||
===Events of 2006=== | ===Events of 2006=== | ||
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==2007== | ==2007== | ||
The second half of the year '''2007''' show some important developments within | The second half of the year '''2007''' show some important developments within Chris's life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest]], leaving him disillusioned and enraged. Secondly, he discovers a satirical [[ED]] page written about him. These 2 injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated [[rage]], eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive [[trolling]] of his person in 2008. | ||
===Events of 2007=== | ===Events of 2007=== | ||
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==2008== | ==2008== | ||
The year '''2008''' is the year that Chris turned 26 years old. [[2008]] showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of [[2009]]. The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, | The year '''2008''' is the year that Chris turned 26 years old. [[2008]] showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of [[2009]]. The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, Megan, and got him thrown out of both his church and his local game store, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of trolling in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in 2009. | ||
===Events of 2008=== | ===Events of 2008=== | ||
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==2009== | ==2009== | ||
Throughout '''2009''', Chris's life was unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth wave of | Throughout '''2009''', Chris's life was unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth wave of trolling from [[2008]] was replaced by a [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|more organized]], [[Krapple|more obsessive]] and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and [[sex tape|things]] we can never unsee. | ||
===Events of 2009=== | ===Events of 2009=== | ||
Revision as of 20:02, 20 April 2015
The shit finally hit the fan in the 2000s. Chris came of age sexually, began his Love Quest, invented Sonichu, stalked lots of women, got thrown out of malls, and became a popular LOLcow on the internet.
2000
The year 2000 is the year that Chris graduated from high school, and started attending Piedmont Valley Community College. The year 2000 is iconic for the Sonichu fanbase, as it was the year that Chris thought up Sonichu whilst making a mix CD. Chris, however, didn't start making comics until 2004.
Events of 2000
- Main article: 2000
2001
The year 2001 is the year that Chris turned 19 years old. Another thing worth mentioning is that beginning from age 19 onwards, Chris has been rapidly gaining weight as photos taken from this year show Chris's growing double chin, as well as the first noticeable appearance of his manboobs.
Events of 2001
- Main article: 2001
2002
In 2002 Chris was mostly busy creating original Pokémon Trading Cards. This year also showed rising awareness in Chris that he needed a sweetheart.
Events of 2002
- Main article: 2002
2003
The year 2003 was the year that marked Chris's definitive realization that he needed a girlfriend, and thus the beginning of his Love Quest, essentially starting him down the long and winding road that led him into the arms of the trolls.
Events of 2003
- Main article: 2003
2004
The year 2004 shows the appearance of the first Sonichu's News Dash!. Chris's spreading of the bulletin through the PVCC started his mythical feud with Mary Lee Walsh, the dean of PVCC, eventually resulting in him getting expelled from college. At the end of this year, Chris started drawing Sonichu #0.
Events of 2004
- Main article: 2004
2005
The year 2005 was, in retrospective, Chris's most productive year, resulting in him drawing 4 issues of Sonichu. Because of getting expelled from PVCC, Chris had a lot of free time on his hands, leading in him putting a lot more effort in his Love Quest. June and July are characterized by a series of fights between Christian and the local authorities, resulting in a trial, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring. In 2005, Christian also gained two of his most renown friends, Anna McLerran and Megan Schroeder. The first, a Mormon Pac Sun employee, Chris met whilst pacing the mall on his Love Quest. The second, an insecure female otaku he met playing Yu-Gi-Oh! at his local game store.
Events of 2005
- Main article: 2005
2006
The year 2006 shows several important developments within Chris's behavior that are now seen as typical. Firstly, he starts to get more and more clingy towards Megan. Via e-mail, she repeatedly tells him off, but to no avail. Secondly, he starts engaging to large extent in the conspicuous consumption that would eventually get him into large debts. For the first time, Chris starts buying porno items, My Little Ponys, and other seemingly childish and useless objects from sites like eBay and Adamandeve.com. Although unemployed, he still has a small social-life. He mostly goes out to engage in card game-related activities. This year, Barb apparently asks Chris to stop drawing the Sonichu sub-episodes. Therefore, after Sonichu #4, no more sub-episodes come out.
Events of 2006
- Main article: 2006
2007
The second half of the year 2007 show some important developments within Chris's life. Firstly, Chris enters and unfairly loses the PaRappa the Rapper Contest, leaving him disillusioned and enraged. Secondly, he discovers a satirical ED page written about him. These 2 injustices lead Chris into a bitter, long and frustrated rage, eventually giving spark to certain deep, complex and mysterious aspects of madness within his person, that, when revealed, would prove to be a decisive factor leading to the obsessive trolling of his person in 2008.
Events of 2007
- Main article: 2007
2008
The year 2008 is the year that Chris turned 26 years old. 2008 showed the completion of two phases that would, because of a strange coincidence, put Chris in the unique and unreal situation that he would be in the first months of 2009. The first was a phase of alienation, in which Chris's illogical behavior frightened away his only friend, Megan, and got him thrown out of both his church and his local game store, leaving him desperate and lonely. The second was a phase of trolling in which a semi-organized group of obsessed, amused and anonymous individuals, via a vast understanding of the new media, started to take the places of Chris's acquaintances, either by posing as online-girlfriends, or members of an online-fanbase. This second phase was rough and bumpy, but eventually created the parameters of Chris's life in 2009.
Events of 2008
- Main article: 2008
2009
Throughout 2009, Chris's life was unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth wave of trolling from 2008 was replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life, and things we can never unsee.
Events of 2009
- Main article: 2009