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{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}
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{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong [sic] time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}


[[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan Sonichu as he appears in [[Sonichu 3]]]]
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
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! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
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| colspan="2" | [[File:MagiChan111448.jpg|300px]]
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! colspan="2" |Magi-Chan Sonichu
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| '''Date of birth'''
| 2 February 1989 (in universe, original) <br> 14 November 1948 (in universe, [[brainwashed]] into Chris by [[Idea Guys]])<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/987472560114806786</ref>
No later than 2 February 2004 (IRL)<ref>Chris created a [[:File:279-MagiCard.jpg|card of Magi-Chan]] on 2 February 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Magi-Chan was not created at any earlier date.</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'7" (140 cm)
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Mewtwo]]
|-
| '''Spouses'''
| [[Mewtwo]], [[Sylvana]], [[Chris]], [[Cryzel]]
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric/Psychic
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] (with Moon Stone)
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| N/A
|-
|}


'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He is most definitely [[gay]] (his name is Magi-CHAN, Chan being an affectionate Japanese term for girls, thus proving his sexuality) and emo. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and by far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.
'''Magi-Chan Sonichu''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Like Chris's [[Bionic the Hedgehog|other]] [[Blake|lazy recolors]], his name is a [[random-access humor|lame pun]]: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref> He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'', and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson. His design combines the standard Sonichu template with [[Mewtwo]], who is incidentally Magi-Chan's [[homos|husband]] and [[Chris and sex#Incest|father]]. He <s>is</s> [[Sonichu 10|was]] probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional [[Homos|homosexual]] undertones.


Magi-chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night.
Although he is clearly omnipotent and omniscient, Magi-Chan [[Chris and work|refuses to use his powers]] for any reason other than to exposit plot points and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. Some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims. He also remained girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and implied that he was uninterested in romance due to having "too much gray matter" when Sonichu obnoxiously boasts about fucking his girlfriend that night. Even when Magi-Chan does express interest in a woman, it's a woman with a [[pickle]]: [[Silvana Rosechu]].


He is also slightly annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.
Since mid-[[2017]], Chris has thought of Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend hanging out with him [[Chris and reality|in the real world]], eclipsing even the original Sonichu in popularity. The [[Idea Guys]], injecting themselves into Chris's life about this time, seized the chance to run with this as far as they could. New ''facts'' about Magi-Chan, including his incestuous homosexual marriage, were introduced to Chris in this way through early [[2018]]. In March of that year, a psychologically distorted Chris declared that Magi-Chan was [[polyamorous marriage|his husband]], as well as Mewtwo's. After the Idea Guys were removed from power, Magi-Chan has become a key player in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and one of Chris's [[Twitter]] sockpuppets, usurping [[Night Star]].


==Overview==
== In Chris's life ==
{{Incomplete}}


[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magic-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]
Around 2017, Chris began to show a greater interest in Magi-Chan, more so even than Sonichu. In [[Dancing with Magi-Chan]], Chris dances a duet at the August 2017 [[BronyCon]] with Magi-Chan as his dance partner. In [[January 2018]] Chris revealed that Magi-Chan is now [[Homos|married]] to Mewtwo, his master -- and later that year, went on to clarify that he was also married to Chris. In the June 2019 [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]], Chris claims that Magi-Chan is sitting next to him while gesturing at thin air. Furthermore, in August 2019, Chris, while using a sockpuppet account of Magi-Chan, proclaimed that Magi-Chan had fully manifested into reality<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" says he has entered our world]]</ref>. In [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]], Chris claimed to be possessed by Magi-Chan, changing his tone of voice, demeanor and wordage in an attempt to differentiate the two. Chris clarified that Magi-Chan and himself had allegedly switched bodies, and that Chris was now in C-197, then tried (and failed) to move an object with psychic powers. The Magi-Chan charade continued for almost exactly one month, when Magi-Chan announced that Chris had returned, but maintained that he still remained in our world. <ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris]]</ref> Despite allegedly no longer occupying Chris' body, Magi-Chan continued to post on Twitter, including making the claim that he will visit [[Null]], owner of the [[Kiwi Farms]] sometime a few days after 18 September<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan will be visiting Null]]</ref>. On 25 August, Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan, attempted to contact Null, but ragequit after Null refused to entertain his delusions:


Magi-Chan exists in this weird nebulous reality where, because he's supposed to be the smartest being alive, he's actually more intelligent than the [[Christian Weston Chandler|creator]] of his own universe. So his is the experience of spending the entirety of his life enraged at the blatant retardation of the people and the world around him, and yet being completely unable to express it. He's keenly aware of how meaningless a character he is, and how quickly he could be tossed to the side, written off, or killed off-screen, never to be mentioned again. His only hope is that one day he will transcend the boundaries of Chris's terrible narrative and he'll evolve into a being unrestrained by the comic's conventions. An avatar for pure hatred. [[CWCville]] will be consumed by fire. But fear that day, my friends, because once he is done with his universe, he will move on to ours. And that will be a dark day indeed.
{{quoteboxred|Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing Terry [Davis] again. It makes me so fucking sad<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-5223282</ref>.}}


Magi-Chan is perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go, rather than make Chris waste his valuable time by (gasp!) building the world and building up suspense!
In [[August 2021]], during the [[Incest Arrest]], Chris tried informing the [[jerkops]] arresting him that if they felt a presence, it was them being given a "gentle punch" across dimensions by Magi-Chan. One officer reported not feeling anything, which prompted Chris to encourage Magi-Chan to punch him harder.<ref>[[Incest Arrest#Bodycam video]]</ref>


In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].
===Target for manipulating Chris===
Since the [[Idea Guys]], Magi-Chan has become a popular target for those trying to influence Chris's beliefs.


It is an open secret that Magi-chan is the real father of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine]].
*The Idea Guys role-played as Magi-Chan. Among other things, they convinced Chris to draw himself raping [[Sonichu]] in order to ensure [[Crystal]]'s birth<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu]]</ref> and tricked Chris into believing he is [[bisexual]].


He is a combination of 4 characters:
*[[The Captain]], a member of the Guard Dogs, invoked Magi-Chan to convince Chris to be rescued from the Idea Guys<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-3767203</ref>. A Guard Dogs member also invoked Magi-Chan in a failed attempt to persuade Chris the [[Dimensional Merge]] wouldn't happen for 20 years.
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Pokémon|Mewtwo]]
:*[[Homos|Tinky-Winky]]


==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]==
*The [[Teen Troon Squad]] pretended to be possessed by Magi-Chan.


[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]]]]
*In [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]], [[Jacob Sockness]] faked a conversation with Magi-Chan to manipulate Chris into being open to a relationship.


Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching he is spoken to via telepathy by either a Mew or a Mewtwo; Chris's crappy drawings make it unclear. Anyhoo, this psychic what-the-fuck trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day. The first thing he does whilst in his new form is crack one off. Yes - Magi-Chan, the emo/goth, stoic and serious character, farts. Classy.
*[[Helena Fiorenza]] role-played that she and Magi-Chan had gone on a date, complete with photoshopped images, which Chris believed.


==[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]==
*[[AquaDiamond8]] role-played on discovering an alt-dimension Magi-Chan.


Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as the Leader within moments. The others seemed to accept this rather than asking ''"Who the fuck are you, you big purple fag?"'' Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.
*[[Miss L and Mr. Vaughn|Mr. Vaughn]] planned on sending Chris messages about a kidnapped Magi-Chan. He would have told Chris that Magi-Chan was being held hostage underneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World in order to make Chris drive across the country. While Vaughn's plans never came to fruition, this particular plot may have worked due to how much Chris believes in the character.


==[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Shattered_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Shattered Hearts & Entrapment]]==
== In the comic ==
[[File:Mewtwo magichan married.jpg ‎|thumb|200px|Magi-Chan marries Mewtwo.]]


Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris. That's about it. The entire Chaotic Combo and [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] never fight or have any real dialogue in this issue. So what was the point in them even appearing?
Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivalled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]].
Despite being essentially omnipotent, he would do little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go. His deadpan attitude and gay subtexts made him one of the more popular characters with the trolls, mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and will inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]].


==[[Sonichu 6]]==
However, Magi-Chan later came in handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality - Chris's blood. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[CWCville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of [[homos]]. Magi-Chan would later come out as gay himself, when he married Mewtwo<ref name=gaymarriage>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref>.


While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her. Magi-Chan gives a bullshit theory about how the Sonichu Balls could break the dark mirror.  
Magi-Chan's omnipotence and omniscience are thanks to Chris' repeated use of Magi-Chan's psychic powers as a [[Chris and writing|crutch for plot convenience and exposition]]. In fact, it can be argued that Magi-Chan is the REAL person in charge of [[CWCville]] and may rival, if not dwarf, the powers of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]] himself. Magi-Chan has demonstrated the ability to time travel under his own power, change the genetic and physical make up of people's bodies to change their genders, has his own actual team of Level 100 Psychic Pokemon (despite being a Pokemon himself), along with essentially serving as the town's head of law enforcement, and is never questioned when issuing a command. While Chris is typically [[Chris and his ego|fawned over and adored]], Magi-Chan is obeyed without question.


Then [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there on other than stopping Sonichu from starring in his own comic for a few seconds.
===Major comic appearances===
[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|right|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]
*[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]


==[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]==
Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], who trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves after extreme meditation training.


For no reason Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begins the hunt for the seven Sonichu Balls at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered through time. He then realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually. Sonichu shows no real interest in his father's plight and makes a few sleazy sex references before leaving for his date with [[Rosechu]].
*[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]


==[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]==
Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over to the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that major cranial damage threatens to kill him.


[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]
*[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]


Magi-Chan, being too lazy to do the task himself, explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]], and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap but Bubbles doesn't believe him despite the fact that Magi-Chan knows fucking everything. Eventually [[Jiggliami]] calls her and tells her that she found [[Blake]] unconscious and the two girls begin their fight. After Silvana leaves, Bubbles asks Magi-chan to teleport her to Blake.
Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.


==[[Sonichu 9#Episode_19|Dating ED]]==
*[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]


Magi-Chan never appears in this episode, strengthening the theory that because he is gay, he will never be happy and paired up.
While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.


==[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]==
[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.


Alone among Chris's major characters, Magi-Chan has shown no romantic interest for any other character in the comic book. In [[Episode 20]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P65.jpg page 65], Magi-Chan told the hermaphrodite Silvana that he was deceived by her "[[China|feminine charms]]." He pleads with her to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender." So Magi-Chan will one day cut her [[duck|dick]] off and fall in love with her.
*[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]


After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.
For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with one ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in the [[Time Void|time void]] and Magi-Chan explains that he will return eventually, instead of actually trying to [[List of unheroic protagonist actions|help him]].


==[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]==
*[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]


Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. After listening to how he raped his [[Lovely Weather|wife]] in the future, he is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present. He does so, unable to stop Chris from destroying the 4-cent_garbage building and killing hundreds of trolls. He returns, declaring that his mission was a success and that in the future, Silvana would lose her dick and fall in love with him and that Chris's birthday would become [[Christian Love Day]]. Still obviously disturbed by what he came back to, Magi-Chan goes off on a tangent about how Chris is the only one who can save the world.
Magi-Chan, along with the rest of the [[Chaotic Combo]], celebrates their 19th birthdays on 2 February 2008.


When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails in stopping Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him, planting some sort of horrible evil seed in her. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.
*[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]


==Mental illness==
[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate.]]
[[Image:Magichan talking bollocks.png|thumb|left|400px|An example of Magi-chan's recent unintelligible speech and mental confusion]]
[[File:MagiChanPsychopath.PNG|thumb|right|Artis's depiction of Magi-Chan's mental breakdown.]]


Recently, Magi-Chan has shown some signs of mental confusion, severe depression and aggression towards the [[Chaotic Combo]]. For much of issue 10 he appears confused and disorientated, and most of his speech is unintelligible. He talks to himself, and at one point reduces himself to tears. This raises fears that he is suffering from some kind of mental illness or deterioration such as Alzheimer's disease or cerebral palsy. It is possible that his unusually powerful intelligence is the result of some birth defect which is now causing him problems; he will need to be observed in the coming months to see if the deterioration continues or if he develops spasticity.
Magi-Chan explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]] via his psychic link and orders her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-Chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.


Fresh fears are raised every day; it was revealed on page 70 of Issue 10 that Magi-Chan's psychic powers had somehow "missed" a stereotypical [[Inos|Rastafarian]] living in a 'Dumbster' behind a [[Chris and Money|soup hotel]]. This raised consternation even from the usually [[Autism|stoic]] Sonichu. It is becoming increasingly clear that something is dreadfully wrong with Magi-Chan. Christian must act fast to ensure that he gets the [[Rocky Shoemaker|help]] he needs.
*[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]


==Outside of the comics==
Magi-Chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender."


Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such he is mentioned in Chris's mailbags quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]]. That's not creepy or anything.
After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from Episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina by randomly pulling Chris out of the Time Void.


==Evidence that Magi-Chan is a [[homo]]==
*[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]


*"Chan" is an affectionate term used to address girls in Japan.  
Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. The newly freed Chris tasks him with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.
*The only girl he's remotely interested in is the [[Silvana|chick with the dick]].
 
*According to [[Mailbag 31]], Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to actually go ''looking'' for people having gay sex.
When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails to stop [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]]'s attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling the child point blank that it was Evan who killed her. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.
*He's fucking purple.
 
*He teleported for Wild but refused to teleport for his friends in general.
*[[Sonichu_11#Episode_22:_.22A_Sonichu_Christmas.22|A Sonichu Christmas]]
*Chris made him.
 
Magi-Chan appears to reassure his niece Christine about the whole ordeal that went on with her and [[Kevin the Jew]]. Following that, he appears with Silvana to talk about how much they love each other.
 
He also appears at the end of the story with Silvana, thinking to himself, "Life is good".
 
*[[Sonichu_12#Episode_25:_.22To_Be_or_Naught_a_Tomgirl.E2.80.A6.22|To Be or Naught a Tomgirl...]]
 
Magi-Chan helps his nephew Robbie realize that he has a female soul, by explaining that he has to find himself. This helps pave the way toward Robbie's transition into becoming a female.
 
*[[Sonichu_12#Episode_26:_Prideful|Prideful]]
 
Although his primary role in this story is provide tons of exposition, he does help evacuate the pride parade in anticipation of a group of [[Jerkops]] led by Reldnahc.
 
*[[Sonichu_12#Episode_24.2C_Part_2:_The_Clip_Show:_Catching_Up|Part 2: The Clip Show: Catching up]]
 
Magi-Chan appears at Sonichu's and Rosechu's wedding.
 
*[[Sonichu 13]]
 
Magi-Chan marries Chris.
 
==Voice==
During his phase of being [[possessed]] by Magi-Chan, Chris speaks as the character in [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019]].
 
Chris recorded lines for Magi-Chan for the [[Sonic World]] fan game, hoping for a mod of the character.
 
==Counterparts==
===Lady Màgíc Sonichu===
[[File:Jailart8-28-1.jpg|Lady Màgíc|thumb|200px]]
'''Lady Màgíc''' is a genderbent counterpart of Magi-Chan from [[dimension]] 1C-4896312. Chris insists on using the accents in the "Màgíc" name.
 
On 19 [[October 2020]], Chris tweeted about the genderbent dimension where Lady Magic resides and asked his followers to draw fanart of her.<ref>[[October 2020 social media posts#Genderbent dimension]]</ref>
 
On 21 October 2020, Chris posted about the genderbent dimension in [[The Place]]. He claimed that Lady Màgíc had visited his dimension for research and told The Place members that Lady Màgíc might visit them. He said they could recognize her by her "reasonable breast size" and short pants, and that she wears a blue vest as other Magi-Chan counterparts do.<ref>[[The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent dimension]]</ref>
 
On 28 [[August 2022]], Chris illustrated Lady Màgíc while in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]].<ref>[[Praetor Jail Art#"Lady Magic Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022]]</ref>


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
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Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-Chan hard at work.
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Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
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==Trivia==
:* He can resurrect himself. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights</ref>
:* He once went back in time, met Jesus, died and was resurrected in China in a temple. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights</ref>
:* He speaks all languages. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights</ref>
:* He's immortal. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights</ref>
==See also==
*[[MagiChan111448]]
*[[All Star]], a sex tape in which Chris imagines himself fucking Magi-Chan.
== Sources ==
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Trollll.PNG Troll disclosure: This persona was created, appropriated, or otherwise used by trolls to manipulate Chris.
Though this identity is contrived, the CWCki may treat it as if it were a real identity because it was to Chris. (It's also funnier that way.)
“ It seemed unlikely for a loong [sic] time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a long-haired black Rosechu, who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a protrusion that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse. ”
Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for love.
Sonichu character
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Magi-Chan Sonichu
Date of birth 2 February 1989 (in universe, original)
14 November 1948 (in universe, brainwashed into Chris by Idea Guys)[1]

No later than 2 February 2004 (IRL)[2]

Gender Male
Length 4'7" (140 cm)
Weight 120 lbs (54 kg)
Parents Mewtwo
Spouses Mewtwo, Sylvana, Chris, Cryzel
Species Sonichu (Electric Hedgehog Pokémon)
Type Electric/Psychic
Evolves from Sonee (with Moon Stone)
Evolves into N/A

Magi-Chan Sonichu is a Sonichu and a member of the Chaotic Combo. Like Chris's other lazy recolors, his name is a lame pun: according to Chris, his name is intended to play on the word "magician".[3] He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not solely motivated by finding a sweetheart. He's also one of the major sources of deus ex machina, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head providing walls of expository dialogue. He is purple, but has been depicted as crimson. His design combines the standard Sonichu template with Mewtwo, who is incidentally Magi-Chan's husband and father. He is was probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of Sonichu and Chris's stupid antics, as well as his character's unintentional homosexual undertones.

Although he is clearly omnipotent and omniscient, Magi-Chan refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit plot points and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. Some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's retarded whims. He also remained girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and implied that he was uninterested in romance due to having "too much gray matter" when Sonichu obnoxiously boasts about fucking his girlfriend that night. Even when Magi-Chan does express interest in a woman, it's a woman with a pickle: Silvana Rosechu.

Since mid-2017, Chris has thought of Magi-Chan as an imaginary friend hanging out with him in the real world, eclipsing even the original Sonichu in popularity. The Idea Guys, injecting themselves into Chris's life about this time, seized the chance to run with this as far as they could. New facts about Magi-Chan, including his incestuous homosexual marriage, were introduced to Chris in this way through early 2018. In March of that year, a psychologically distorted Chris declared that Magi-Chan was his husband, as well as Mewtwo's. After the Idea Guys were removed from power, Magi-Chan has become a key player in the Dimensional Merge and one of Chris's Twitter sockpuppets, usurping Night Star.

In Chris's life

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Around 2017, Chris began to show a greater interest in Magi-Chan, more so even than Sonichu. In Dancing with Magi-Chan, Chris dances a duet at the August 2017 BronyCon with Magi-Chan as his dance partner. In January 2018 Chris revealed that Magi-Chan is now married to Mewtwo, his master -- and later that year, went on to clarify that he was also married to Chris. In the June 2019 Believe in the OCs and Deities!, Chris claims that Magi-Chan is sitting next to him while gesturing at thin air. Furthermore, in August 2019, Chris, while using a sockpuppet account of Magi-Chan, proclaimed that Magi-Chan had fully manifested into reality[4]. In First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019, Chris claimed to be possessed by Magi-Chan, changing his tone of voice, demeanor and wordage in an attempt to differentiate the two. Chris clarified that Magi-Chan and himself had allegedly switched bodies, and that Chris was now in C-197, then tried (and failed) to move an object with psychic powers. The Magi-Chan charade continued for almost exactly one month, when Magi-Chan announced that Chris had returned, but maintained that he still remained in our world. [5] Despite allegedly no longer occupying Chris' body, Magi-Chan continued to post on Twitter, including making the claim that he will visit Null, owner of the Kiwi Farms sometime a few days after 18 September[6]. On 25 August, Chris, role-playing as Magi-Chan, attempted to contact Null, but ragequit after Null refused to entertain his delusions:

Chris just sent me some shit out of the blue and he immediately got upset and shut up after I addressed him as "Chris" instead of Magichan. Every single time I see this ludicrous faggot shit he's doing it's like losing Terry [Davis] again. It makes me so fucking sad[7].

In August 2021, during the Incest Arrest, Chris tried informing the jerkops arresting him that if they felt a presence, it was them being given a "gentle punch" across dimensions by Magi-Chan. One officer reported not feeling anything, which prompted Chris to encourage Magi-Chan to punch him harder.[8]

Target for manipulating Chris

Since the Idea Guys, Magi-Chan has become a popular target for those trying to influence Chris's beliefs.

  • The Idea Guys role-played as Magi-Chan. Among other things, they convinced Chris to draw himself raping Sonichu in order to ensure Crystal's birth[9] and tricked Chris into believing he is bisexual.
  • The Captain, a member of the Guard Dogs, invoked Magi-Chan to convince Chris to be rescued from the Idea Guys[10]. A Guard Dogs member also invoked Magi-Chan in a failed attempt to persuade Chris the Dimensional Merge wouldn't happen for 20 years.
  • Helena Fiorenza role-played that she and Magi-Chan had gone on a date, complete with photoshopped images, which Chris believed.
  • AquaDiamond8 role-played on discovering an alt-dimension Magi-Chan.
  • Mr. Vaughn planned on sending Chris messages about a kidnapped Magi-Chan. He would have told Chris that Magi-Chan was being held hostage underneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney World in order to make Chris drive across the country. While Vaughn's plans never came to fruition, this particular plot may have worked due to how much Chris believes in the character.

In the comic

Magi-Chan marries Mewtwo.

Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivalled only by Lolisa Rosechu. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he would do little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go. His deadpan attitude and gay subtexts made him one of the more popular characters with the trolls, mentioned in Chris's Mailbags quite frequently. This caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that he is aware of any sex act that happens to occur within CWCville city limit and will inform Chris if it doesn't fit his puritanical ideals.

However, Magi-Chan later came in handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality - Chris's blood. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of CWCville with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of homos. Magi-Chan would later come out as gay himself, when he married Mewtwo[11].

Magi-Chan's omnipotence and omniscience are thanks to Chris' repeated use of Magi-Chan's psychic powers as a crutch for plot convenience and exposition. In fact, it can be argued that Magi-Chan is the REAL person in charge of CWCville and may rival, if not dwarf, the powers of Chris himself. Magi-Chan has demonstrated the ability to time travel under his own power, change the genetic and physical make up of people's bodies to change their genders, has his own actual team of Level 100 Psychic Pokemon (despite being a Pokemon himself), along with essentially serving as the town's head of law enforcement, and is never questioned when issuing a command. While Chris is typically fawned over and adored, Magi-Chan is obeyed without question.

Major comic appearances

Magi-Chan as a Sonee.

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by Mewtwo, who trains Magi-Chan Sonee to use his psychic abilities until he evolves after extreme meditation training.

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against Blake. He sighs, heads on over to the other Chaotic Combo members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. Then they all beat up Blake to the point that major cranial damage threatens to kill him.

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.

While everyone is pretending to worry about Crystal, Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.

Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the Sonichu Balls at the Manchester High School Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with one ball back in 1996 and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in the time void and Magi-Chan explains that he will return eventually, instead of actually trying to help him.

Magi-Chan, along with the rest of the Chaotic Combo, celebrates their 19th birthdays on 2 February 2008.

Precise and accurate.

Magi-Chan explains to Bubbles that he has found a Sonichu Ball via his psychic link and orders her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of Silvana's trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-Chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.

Magi-Chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with Count Graduon and insists that he can restore her "birth gender."

After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from Episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina by randomly pulling Chris out of the Time Void.

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. The newly freed Chris tasks him with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving Alec Benson Leary, Magi-Chan stops Evan and Simonchu from trying to kill Simonla, but fails to stop Alec's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child Sandy is born, telling the child point blank that it was Evan who killed her. He is present at the Asperchu Four's trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

Magi-Chan appears to reassure his niece Christine about the whole ordeal that went on with her and Kevin the Jew. Following that, he appears with Silvana to talk about how much they love each other.

He also appears at the end of the story with Silvana, thinking to himself, "Life is good".

Magi-Chan helps his nephew Robbie realize that he has a female soul, by explaining that he has to find himself. This helps pave the way toward Robbie's transition into becoming a female.

Although his primary role in this story is provide tons of exposition, he does help evacuate the pride parade in anticipation of a group of Jerkops led by Reldnahc.

Magi-Chan appears at Sonichu's and Rosechu's wedding.

Magi-Chan marries Chris.

Voice

During his phase of being possessed by Magi-Chan, Chris speaks as the character in First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019.

Chris recorded lines for Magi-Chan for the Sonic World fan game, hoping for a mod of the character.

Counterparts

Lady Màgíc Sonichu

Lady Màgíc

Lady Màgíc is a genderbent counterpart of Magi-Chan from dimension 1C-4896312. Chris insists on using the accents in the "Màgíc" name.

On 19 October 2020, Chris tweeted about the genderbent dimension where Lady Magic resides and asked his followers to draw fanart of her.[12]

On 21 October 2020, Chris posted about the genderbent dimension in The Place. He claimed that Lady Màgíc had visited his dimension for research and told The Place members that Lady Màgíc might visit them. He said they could recognize her by her "reasonable breast size" and short pants, and that she wears a blue vest as other Magi-Chan counterparts do.[13]

On 28 August 2022, Chris illustrated Lady Màgíc while in Central Virginia Regional Jail.[14]

Gallery

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Trivia

  • He can resurrect himself. [15]
  • He once went back in time, met Jesus, died and was resurrected in China in a temple. [16]
  • He speaks all languages. [17]
  • He's immortal. [18]

See also

Sources

  1. ↑ https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/987472560114806786
  2. ↑ Chris created a card of Magi-Chan on 2 February 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Magi-Chan was not created at any earlier date.
  3. ↑ DPF phonecall
  4. ↑ August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" says he has entered our world
  5. ↑ September 2019 social media posts#The fabled return of the real Chris
  6. ↑ September 2019 social media posts#Magi-Chan will be visiting Null
  7. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-5223282
  8. ↑ Incest Arrest#Bodycam video
  9. ↑ Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu
  10. ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/post-3767203
  11. ↑ January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married
  12. ↑ October 2020 social media posts#Genderbent dimension
  13. ↑ The Place chats (October 2020)#Genderbent dimension
  14. ↑ Praetor Jail Art#"Lady Magic Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022
  15. ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights
  16. ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights
  17. ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights
  18. ↑ https://sonichu.com/cwcki/March_2024_livestreams#Highlights
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