August 2022

Court Record for August 2022

August was the eighth month of 2022. It was the month when Christory largely stopped for the first time in over a decade, after the relentless pestering by the Unholy Quintet forced the Greene County's General District Court to seal Chris's incest case. Later in the month, a harassment campaign against Keffals results in a wave of Denial-of-service attacks against the Kiwi Farms, causing the CWCki - which used the Farms' hosting service - to go offline as well.

Meanwhile, in jail, Chris continued to draw his electric hedgehogs.

Highlights

• 1 August - The one-year anniversary of Chris being arrested in a motel parking lot in the wake of the revelation that he had been engaging in incestuous relations with his mother.
• 5 August - David Heilberg files for an autism disorder deferral for Chris's incest charge.
• 5 August - Chris writes to Kenneth, saying, among other things, that the monkeypox outbreak was prefigured by the homo vaccine plot in Sonichu #10.
• 8 August - The Grand Jury hearing for Chris's incest charge results in "No indictment presented continued"; an order is issued "for continued custody."
• 9 August - A "Motion - Other Pre-trial" is scheduled.
• 10 August - It is learned that Chris's case has now been sealed by the court, due to constant pestering from weens, carpetbaggers, and others alike.
• 11 August - The "Motion - Other Pre-trial" results in a continuance and a review is scheduled for August 2023. Additionally, "Waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" are listed on Chris's case file It is found that court staff have partially censored the public case file in light of the case being sealed - remarks that were written into the Pleadings/Orders Detail page as of 9 August no longer appear.
• 19 August - Portfolio Recovery Associates files for garnishment against Chris for unpaid debt.
• 22 August - The CWCki starts experiencing a two month downtime.
• 22 August - Chris draws "As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest".
• 23 August - Chris draws "Is This A GameStop Ad?", "Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald.
• 24 August - A 4chan Greentext is made, falsely claiming that Chris Chan has escaped from prison, which goes viral on the 28th.
• 25 August - Chris draws "Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil", "Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus", "The Fall of Not Babylon" and "Calming a Wave in Texas" in response to the heat waves in Texas.
• 27 August - Chris draws "A Coffee Jelly Break", "With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives" and "Punchy and Speedy".
• 28 August - Chris draws six more drawings.
• 29 August - Chris draws "Ultimate Miracle"
• 30 August - In response to rumours, The Daily Dot confirms that Chris did not, in fact, escape from custody.
• 30 August - Chris draws two more drawings.
• 31 August - Chris draws Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu and Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog.

Activity

Legal

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  Screenshot of main case file on 11 August 2022.

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  Screenshot of Pleadings-Orders detail section of case file on 9 August 2022, pre-censorship by court staff.

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  Pleadings-Orders detail section of case file on 11 August 2022, post-censorship by court staff and with new info added.

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  Portfolio Recovery Associates files for garnishment against Chris.

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  Christory is put on hiatus as the constant Weening over Chris has gotten bad enough to seal updates on Chris's trial.