August 2010

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August 2010 began rather silently, with Chris hooked on ModNation Racers to the point where it is seemingly bigger than LittleBigPlanet to him. However, a field agent's account of Chris at Charlottesville Fashion Square revealed that Chris's hatred of the Hex Bawx has risen to a new level when he saw Chris kicking a stall of Xbox 360 games while saying "kick that hex-bawx". Later, Bob and Barb (now thinner) were spotted eating at Chick-Fil-A.

For the most part, August 2010 was a very quiet month, with little Internet activity from Chris; there was almost nothing noteworthy to record. However, towards the end, things would be blown wide open when a phone call audio is released between Bob Chandler and a worker at the GAMe PLACe, revealing a number of things, including that his parents didn't know about his trespassing incident and that they feel that Michael Snyder is leading a conspiracy against their neighborhood and Chris in particular.

Also, to add to the newfound wave of activity from Chris, on August 27, Chris would break his vow of staying off the Internet in order to post a video demanding that his high school reunion happen. Also there was a video explaining that his PS3 has been reformatted and the trolls have won. Two days later, to the joy of people everywhere, he trashes the bricked PS3, subjecting it to all sorts of destructive acts before violently finishing it off the next day with his car. All of this in an attempt to get money from Clyde Cash. After the tragic loss of his beloved PS3, on the final day of August, Chris was sighted in public again, staring creepily at a young woman, awaiting his prize reward. Aside from this, Chris definitely ensured that August 2010 went out with a bang.

Events of August 2010

Video uploaded on 29 August 2010, of Chris about to hard drive over his PS3
  • 10 August - Alec Benson Leary calls Bob claiming to be a GAMe PLACe employee. It is revealed that Bob and Barb did not know of Chris's June 6 incident at the GAMe PLACe and that Bob thinks there's a major conspiracy against Chris.
  • 13 August - The second recorded attempt at a Wikipedia article is made.
  • 15 August - The Matthew Noble call is released.
  • 22 August - Chris, as JenkinsJinkies, talks about Bob on Trollin Train.
  • 25 August - "JenkinsJinkies" worries that Chris may not download any viruses, complains about how expensive trolling is, and says that Patti's grave is impenetrable.
  • 26 August - "JenkinsJinkies" insists that Chris is still alive. He also recounts an attack by the ghosts of Patti and young Chris.
  • 27 August - Chris makes a new video about organizing the high school reunion, and his two cents about cyberbullying. He later uploads a video where he admits to inadvertently deleting all content on his PS3's hard drive and, in a way, admits defeat to the trolls. This video is removed later the same day.
  • 28 August - First of the Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails is sent.
  • 29 August - A leaked video compilation of Chris destroying his PS3 is released. JenkinsJinkies claims to be a first-hand witness.
  • 30 August - Another video is leaked, in which Chris destroys the remnants of his PS3 with his car.
  • 31 August - A new video reveals that Chris has been spotted at the Charlottesville Fashion Square, attempting to claim a reward for destroying his PS3.

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