June 2015

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.

On 7 June 2015, Chris advises you call him Christine.

June is the 6th month of 2015. Chris's next court date will take place on 11 June. This month commences the start of summer, which Chris'll most likely spend playing vidya and loitering at the Impulse Gay Social-Club, provided that he doesn't get sentenced.

Events of June

• 3 June - Chris once again pesters his fans on Facebook to get Sonichu into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U and Nintendo 3DS, and also announces that he has more Sonichu Amiibo made.
• 3 June - Chris also shows (once again) his disapproval for Sonic Boom.
• 4 June - Chris posts a photo to Facebook revealing that a slip of his pocket knife resulted in a bad cut and a trip to the emergency room.
• 6 June - Chris yet again pesters his white knights to get Sonichu in Super Smash Bros.
• 7 June - Chris discovers the trend of transwomen making fake Vanity Fair magazine covers of themselves, and as such does one himself.
• 8 June - Chris changes his voicemail.
• 9 June - The next Sonic Boom game is announced. Chris disapproves and even threatens Sega producer Omar Woodley.
• 9 June - Chris shares a link to an article that says social media should stop cyberbullying.
• 9 June - Chris once again shows no apologetic shame for 26 December 2014, and purchases a blue-armed Sonic doll just to tear its arms off. Kim Wilson and Mellanie Chafe shockingly disapprove.
• 11 June - Chris's next court date.
• 21 June - Father's Day.
• 30 June - Club Nintendo will shut down in America.