August 2022

Court Record for August 2022

August was the eighth month of 2022. It was the month when Christory largely stopped for the first time in over a decade, after the relentless pestering by the Unholy Quintet forced the Greene County's General District Court to seal Chris's incest case. Later in the month, a harassment campaign against Keffals results in a wave of Denial-of-service attacks against the Kiwi Farms, causing the CWCki - which used the Farms' hosting service - to go offline as well.

Meanwhile, in jail, Chris continued to draw his electric hedgehogs.

Highlights

• 1 August - The one-year anniversary of Chris being arrested in a motel parking lot after it was found he had been engaging in incestuous relations with Barbara.
• 5 August - David Heilberg files for an autism disorder deferral for Chris's incest charge.
• 5 August - Chris writes to Kenneth, saying, among other things, that the monkeypox outbreak was prefigured by the homo vaccine plot in Sonichu #10.
• 8 August - Chris's Grand Jury hearing is postponed with a continuance.
• 9 August - A Pre-trial Motion Hearing is scheduled, following the Grand Jury hearing a day prior.
• 11 August - "Waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" are listed on Chris's case file and a review is scheduled for August 2023. It is also learned that Chris's case has now been sealed by the court, due to constant pestering from weens, carpetbaggers, and others alike.
• 19 August - Portfolio Recovery Associates files for garnishment against Chris for unpaid debt.
• 22 August - The CWCki starts experiencing a two month downtime.
• 22 August - Chris draws "As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest".
• 23 August - Chris draws "Is This A GameStop Ad?", "Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald.
• 24 August - A 4chan Greentext is made, falsely claiming that Chris Chan has escaped from prison, which goes viral on the 28th.
• 25 August - Chris draws "Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil", "Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus", "The Fall of Not Babylon" and "Calming a Wave in Texas" in response to the heat waves in Texas.
• 27 August - Chris draws "A Coffee Jelly Break", "With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives" and "Punchy and Speedy".
• 28 August - Chris draws six more drawings.
• 29 August - Chris draws "Ultimate Miracle"
• 30 August - In response to rumours, The Daily Dot confirms that Chris did not, in fact, escape from custody.
• 30 August - Chris draws two more drawings.
• 31 August - Chris draws Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu and Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog.

Activity

Legal

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  Screenshot of main case file on 11 August 2022.

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  Screenshot of Pleadings-Orders detail section of case file on 9 August 2022, pre-censorship by court staff.

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  Pleadings-Orders detail section of case file on 11 August 2022, post-censorship by court staff and with new info added.

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  Portfolio Recovery Associates files for garnishment against Chris.

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  Christory is put on hiatus as the constant Weening over Chris has gotten bad enough to seal updates on Chris's trial.