2009

Chris's literary pick of the year.

On May 3 2009, Chris updates his MyBUZZ account.

On May 12 2009, the wedding comic is leaked.

On May 15 2009, the Ivy Saga comes to a close.

2009 is the year Christian Weston Chandler turned 27 years old. Starting January, Chris's life has been unreal and semi-controlled, facilitated by the apparent lack of know-how and interest in his life from his parents. The first, unsmooth, wave of trolling from 2008 has been replaced by a more organized, more obsessive and more complex second wave, leading to far-reaching insight into Chris's life.

Events of 2009

January

See January 2009

February

See February 2009

March

See March 2009

April

See April 2009

May

• May 1 - Chris uploads a video talking about his plans with Ivy after she arrives at the airport.
• May 1 - Chris uploads two videos to get homos to stop using Axe.
• May 3 - Chris creates a bunch of new quizzes.
• May 3 - Chris creates a page about himself on Wikipedia. After it gets deleted, he uploads a video about his importance.
• May 5 - Chris's memorable video ECV_00095 is linked to from Fark [1], leading to 200,000+ views in 24 hours, and attention Chris could only have dreamed of on that fateful day he created Sonichu.
• May 12 - The Wedding Comic and several erotic drawings are leaked.
• May 12 - Chris's I Got A Fish and For My Sweetest Ivy videos are featured and discussed on the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN. His video admitting being a cum-guzzler was also discussed on The Kevin and Bean Show on Los Angeles's KROQ.
• May 14 - Someone claiming to be Chris posts a response on ED, saying that he knows that Ivy is a troll, and that his heart is shattered. Chances are realistic that this is the real Chris.
• May 15 - cwcville.com is compromised and displays a message slamming Chris for not keeping his promise of making new comics to his loyal fans.
• May 15 - Videos addressed to Ivy are removed from Chris's YouTube account. This leads to Clyde Cash finally confirming that Ivy and Chris are through.
• May 16 - cwcville.com is compromised (again) and displays a message slamming Chris for thinking that he was really in contact with Vanessa Hudgens. Also contains an image of Joshua Martinez, suggesting that he hacked the site.
• May 16 - Rumors surface about Chris going out to the mall on a new Love Quest, or possibly even a Fuck Quest.
• May 17 - The message on cwcville.com is changed to Joshua Martinez bragging about having sex with Vanessa and the nudes of Vanessa Hudgens are added to the site.
• May 18 - The message on cwcville.com is changed again, with an photoshop of Chris at a gay pride. A new message says that Vanessa was real and she has had sex with Joshua.
• May 19 - Chris uploads a new video in which he declares that women must meet him in person instead of e-mails and phone calls. The Removal of Glasses maneuver returns. "FIND ME IN PERSON AT YOUR OWN PRESSED LUCK".
• May 19 - cwcville.com seems to be down.
• May 22 - In a new captain's log, Chris declares he has abandoned cwcville.com, tells his fans to attack the trolls and also shows his new Sonichu medallion. The Miscreants later report that Clyde Cash is found dead in his home.
• May 28 - Vivian Gee is elected as the new leader of The Miscreants, succeeding the late Clyde Cash.
• May 29 - Chris makes a stupid comment on a furry weeaboo's video [2], thinking it was made for him. The internet kicks in within minutes, and completely floods the poor girl's video with manchild related spam.
• May 30 - Chris posts a Craigslist ad saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not black.

Ongoing The things described in this article are still happening, or are still being looked into. As a result, it may be subject to frequent change, and the information provided may not be entirely reliable.