February 2010

At the start of the month, Chris was beginning to surrender to the forces of the Asperpedia. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he would eventually completely submit to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and Evan, and he promised to kill off Simonla and at least show a bit higher tolerance towards the Asperchu ads on the CWCipedia.

While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him stress, since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, Sonichu Revolution, which harshly criticizes Chris's hypocrisy, sexism, intellectual property theft and the other kinds of stupid behavior and beliefs he exhibits on a regularly basis.

In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and it's similarity to Sonichu.

The official Sonichu comic has been moving very slowly forward throughout the month since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, his responses were far from adequate.

Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a shameless display of self-praising.

Chris has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as Sonichu's evilness.

Events of February 2010

Oh, the irony.

On 18 February 2010, Chris uploads a bunch of Rosechu art that he drew in 2008.

• 1 February - The SysOp uploads Mailbag 52, Chris answers Mailbag 51 and Chris uploads a new video addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London then uploads another video Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then apologizes to Alec and Evan, but not Mao or Sean.
• 2 February - The Sysop uploads Mailbag 53. Chris uses his blog to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.
• 3 February - The Sysop uploads Mailbag 54.
• 4 February - The Sysop uploads Mailbag 55, in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star.
• 5 February - Chris changes his featured quote to reflect his current status of not being dead.
• 5 February - Chris uploads a pair of videos in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off Simonla, and talks about rape and hamsters.
• 6 February - The CWCipedia is locked to edits due to a cease and desist regarding Simonla Rosechu.
• 8 February - The CWCipedia is wiped out, replaced by a link to Asperpedia. However, due to a bug, it redirects to an MMO game Dogs of the Seas.
• 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have destroyed the undestroyable.
• 9 February - Mao leaks seven phone conversations between Alec and Chris.
• 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when Meg Griffin is a hot chick the featured video on his Youtube page, but is taken down due to a copyright claim from Twentieth Century Fox.
• 13 February - Evan releases the Simonla death pages.
• 14 February - CWCipedia is back to normal, but with adverts to Sonichu Revolution up.
• 14 February - A third page of Sonichu Revolution is added. Chris updates his blog.
• 14 February - Chris promotes Sonichu using the "Got milk?" campaign, but as usual does not have permission to use the phrase from the party behind the copyrighted quote.
• 14 February - Chris barely answers Mailbag 52, and amends his comment on gay soldiers.
• 14 February - Chris posts a new Captains Log blog post, in which he claims to have found a "girl friend".
• 16 February - Chris adds a Character Bio page which still includes Simonla and BILLY MAYS. A fourth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
• 17 February - Chris answers Mailbag 53; the Sysop uploads Mailbag 57. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
• 18 February - Chris uploads Page 75, and a terribly formatted page for Rosechu. A sixth and seventh page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
• 18 February - An eighth phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked.
• 23 February - Chris post the video Christian Love Day only to prove how megalomaniacal he really is.
• 24 February - Chris posts a new video where he transforms into a skinny stranger.

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