July 2015
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July was the 7th month of 2015. It saw about as much activity as any other month this year. However, starting on 3 July, a cycle began where Chris's Facebook profile would be taken down and immediately put back up. It is currently unknown why this happened, but it's likely that someone reported something Chris posted. This is also the month, according to Sonichu canon, that Magi-Chan is to travel to in order to receive the "homo cure."
Chris's 5th court date occurred on the 23rd. You know the drill about the continuances by now.
Events of July
- 2 July - Chris claims on Facebook that he has entered an online GameStop competition as an "ironic joke", and in the same post rants about GameStop needing some type of background check to enter the competition.
- 2 July - Chris shares a Facebook picture that quotes "I'M PROUD OF MY HEART. IT'S BEEN PLAYED, STABBED, CHEATED, BURNED AND BROKEN, BUT SOMEHOW STILL WORKS." and above it Chris comments "Not to mention Soul-Shattered, Beaten, Scarred, Blackmailed, Duped, Deceived, and all that shit the fake exes, Trolls and Cyber-Bullies had done to me."
- 2 July - Chris posts on Facebook that he woke up and was happy that he had "Fresh Grown" boobs that fit into a D-Cup Brassiere.
- 2 July - Chris reveals a new drawing on Facebook called "Pink Lemonade", with tons of phallic imagery. This turns out to be Facebook's last straw, as the next day...
- 3 July - Chris's Facebook is removed, only to be put back online later in the day without any provocation.
- 4 July - The birthday of Clyde Cash.
- 5 July - In response to an article claiming that model Chrissy Teigen is trolling Instagram by posting a photograph where her nipples are clearly visible, Chris posts a rant on Facebook, saying that no-one should ever use the word "trolling" or any variant thereof, as it reminds him of the trolling he has received since 2007.
- 7 July - Chris puts sixteen Sonichu medallions back up for sale on his Ebay which gets sold out within a matter of 2 days.
- 9 July - Chris posts a picture of his manboobs on Facebook. For the first time in history, it gets successfully taken down after being reported, much to his annoyance.
- 9 July - A ween requests Chris to make a medallion depicting Adolf Hitler. In response, he makes a medallion of Hitler being farted on. Only time will tell if the Mr. Smith incident will possibly repeat.
- 11 July - Chris's Facebook is taken down again.
- 12 July - Chris's Facebook is put back up, but the pictures of his Hitler medallions are taken down with it. Which is rather odd, given that it's meant to mock him.
- 12 July - Chris mourns the loss of Nintendo president Satoru Iwata.
- 16 July - Chris reacts to the release of the new Sonic Boom season with "Three Words: Shit. Damn. Fuck. And then: "Somebody Shoot Me." followed up with "Actually, I Can best describe how Horrific the arm colour change has been. #SEGA, when you changed #Sonic's arm colour, you Literally #BROKE #BOTH OF HIS #ARMS #OFF!!!", To let us all know that the Blarm protests are far from over. (Even though he will more than likely go and watch it himself.)
- 18 July - Chris lists ten new Sonichu Amiibo and ten Sonichu medallions for sale on eBay.
- 23 July - Chris rants about the blarms again on Facebook.
- 23 July - Chris dyes his hair blue and claims it's not related to Sonic or Sega on a Facebook post.
- 23 July - Chris's fifth court date takes place. As usual it is moved back to another date.
- 31 July - According to Sonichu canon, Magi-Chan travels through time to this date to receive the "homo cure."