2005

Chris in 2005.

Chris, in trouble with the Jerkops.

The year 2005 is the year that Christian Weston Chandler turned 23 years old.

2005 was Christians most productive year, resulting in him drawing 4 issues of the Sonichu comic. Because of getting expelled from PVCC, Christian had a lot of free time on his hands, leading in him putting a lot more effort in his love quest. June and july are characterised by a series of fights between Christian and the local authorities, resulting in a trial, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring.

In 2005 Christian also gained two of his most reknown friends, Anna McLerran and Megan Schroeder. The first, a Mormon Pac-Sun employee, Christian met whilst pacing the mall on his love quest. The second, a insecure female-otaku, he met playing Yu-gi-oh! at his local game store.

Events of 2005

January

• January 9 - Christian sends in a personal ad to Nintendo Power Magazine.

Febuary

• February 5 - Anna McLerran writes "The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer", an eyewitness report of Chris's Love Quest. Later, she becomes friends with Chris.
• February 24 - Christian celebrates his 23rd birthday at the Fashion Square Mall with his friends and parents.
• February 24 - Christian records his Harvey Birdman Commercial. Submitted to Adult Swim.
• February - Sonichu's News Dash #7 comes out.

March

[[Anamc.jpg|thumb|right|On 29 March, Anna McLerran tells Chris that his date was a troll.]]

• March 15 - Premier issue of the Sonichu comic (#0) is finished.
• March 15 - Christian publishes the Premier issue of Sonichu online.
• March 26 - Christian watches the last episode of Sonic X. He is touched.
• March 29 - Chris is approached by Hanna at Fashion Square Mall. Hanna asks him out for coffee, and he is thrilled that his Love Quest has been completed. After the informal date, Anna McLerran reveals to Chris that Hanna was trolling him. He gets Hanna to confirm the truth and shouts "NOOOOOOOOO!" Chris writes about the incident in his CWC's Diary and adapts the story into Sub-Episode 2. Chris's outburst gets him banned from the mall (again) by ScotPalazzo.
• March 31 - Christian draws Sonichu #1.
• March 31 - Sonichu's News Dash #8 comes out.

April

• April 5 - Christian's pesonal ad is featured in NP magazine.
• April 24 - Christian draws Sonichu #2.
• April - Sonichu's News Dash #9 comes out.

June

• June 17 - Christian attends the Mid Atlantic Animé convention.
• June 18 - Christian attends the Mid Atlantic Animé convention.
• June 19 - Christian attends the Mid Atlantic Animé convention.
• June 20 - Christian draws Sonichu #3.

• June 20 - Chris is at the McDonald's in his local Wal-Mart when he is confronted by Merried Seinor Comic and B-Manajerk, who call the police when he refuses to cooperate. Chris hides his Attraction Sign so he won't be accused of solicitation again, but he is kicked out of McDonald's for the day.
• June 22 - Christian returns to McDonald's, and has another argument with the B-Manajerk. B-Manajerk asks W-M-Manajerk to intervene, but Chris refuses to speak to all men except his father. Chris flees, flipping them off and issuing Curse-ye-ha-me-has, and apparently almost hits one of the Manajerks with his car. He speaks to Anna McLerran, who suggests sharing his story with the press; he gives up when he cannot find a non-male to speak with at the newspaper office. Finally, he reports the events of June 20-22 in his diary. These events would later be adapted in Sub-Episode 4 and Sub-Episode 5
• June - Sonichu's News Dash #10 comes out. This is the final issue.

July

• July 20 - At Target, Chris is confronted by Manajerks for his loitering. When Chris refuses to leave, the police are summoned, and he is physically subdued and arreseted. Chris is charged with disorderly conduct and tresspassing; Marcus Baggett is the arresting officer. He is released into the custody of his family before the end of the day, and he writes in his diary about the stress of being crushed under the weight of the Jerkops and losing circulation in his hands from the handcuffs. These events would be dramatized later in Sub-Episode 7 and Sub-Episode 8.
• July 28 - Christian is arrested for "following too close" in his car. He probably caused an accident, possibly writing off his car in the process.
• July 29 - Christian goes to court for the trouble he made at Target. He is not punished.

Summer

• Summer - Christian meets Megan whilst playing Yu-gi-oh!.

August

• August - Christian organises Anna's farewell party.

September

• September 1 - Christian is arrested
• September 6 - First hearing in the case against Christian concerning his arrest on July 20.
• September 12 - First and last hearing in the case against Christian concerning his arrest on July 28. He is fined $30, and has to pay $56 in costs.

October

• October 4 - Second and last hearing in the case against Christian concerning his arrest on July 20. (Nolle Prosequi, not prosecuted)

November

• November 2 - Christian draws Sonichu #4.
• November 5 - First Megan e-mail.

December

• December 20 - Megan tells Christian she doesn't like him kissing her, and she doesn't want a boyfriend.